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When I said I found this interesting, I meant the statistic in itself.
Anyway, I am looking for a particular time and day. :hmm:
Chloe O'brien
13-05-2008, 14:45
On a Tuesday after lunch.
*-Rooney-*
13-05-2008, 15:57
sunday night
monday morning
friday morning
Friday afternoon after a bad day.
xxloopylauraxx
13-05-2008, 19:51
sunday night when your dreading going in on monday. that monday feeling
or monday lunch time.
On a Tuesday after lunch.
:clap: Yes, apparently Tuesday lunchtime is the time most people look for a new job.
Well done, Kath.
Got another one for you:
Women spend five hours of their working day doing WHAT, which is twice as long as men do?
Got another one for you:
Women spend five hours of their working day doing WHAT, which is twice as long as men do?
using the bathroom
working
Women spend five hours of their working day doing WHAT, which is twice as long as men do?
Not working.
Surfing the internet (Aren't you supposed to be working Perdita? :lol: )
Making coffee.
Flirting with the guys.
*-Rooney-*
14-05-2008, 11:12
talking to friends
watching tv
Women spend five hours of their working day doing WHAT, which is twice as long as men do?
Not working.
Surfing the internet (Aren't you supposed to be working Perdita? :lol: )
Making coffee.
Flirting with the guys.
Yep, you are right. Surfing the internet. And while women look at 16 different websites every day on average, men will chick out just seven – one of which will be a site containing soft-porn pictures.
Abigail, is posting on Soapboards not work? :confused: :eek: I am sure it is part of keeping sane when you have to sit in an office while outside the sun is shining warmly on lovely nature! :lol: :lol:
Yep, you are right. Surfing the internet. And while women look at 16 different websites every day on average, men will chick out just seven – one of which will be a site containing soft-porn pictures.
Abigail, is posting on Soapboards not work? :confused: :eek: I am sure it is part of keeping sane when you have to sit in an office while outside the sun is shining warmly on lovely nature! :lol: :lol:
:cheer: Another one right.
I do that a lot. Right now I'm supposed to be revising :lol:
Whats the next one?
More than 25% of British workers never do WHAT while at work? :hmm:
More than 25% of British workers never do WHAT while at work? :hmm:
Use the toilets
Have a lunch break
Finish work on time
More than 25% of British workers never do WHAT while at work? :hmm:
Skive
Sit down
Work overtime.
*-Rooney-*
14-05-2008, 16:09
surf the internet - for personal use
Have a relationship with a work colleague
di marco
14-05-2008, 16:25
More than 25% of British workers never do WHAT while at work? :hmm:
Use the toilets
i was gonna say that
Hollie-x
14-05-2008, 17:56
Actually work?!
Take their breaks - my Mum always works through her lunch break even though I tell her not to!
*-Rooney-*
14-05-2008, 18:22
listen to their boss
Actually work?!
Take their breaks - my Mum always works through her lunch break even though I tell her not to!
Siobhan Quote: Perdita
More than 25% of British workers never do WHAT while at work?
Use the toilets
Have a lunch break
Finish work on time
It is taking a break - this is shocking but I don't always get a break but mostly do.
How about this one:
Men in Italy have been banned from doing WHAT in public?
How about this one:
Men in Italy have been banned from doing WHAT in public?
Flirting
speaking (hahaha)
going without a shirt
Playing football
di marco
15-05-2008, 09:53
wearing a hat?
not wearing any shoes?
urinating in public places?
Men in Italy have been banned from doing WHAT in public?
Going on a women's only beach.
Hollie-x
15-05-2008, 16:21
Holding a girl/woman's hand
:nono: none of you have got it yet. :lol:
Is this something really daft?
Eating.
Walking around topless.
Wolfwhistling.
xxloopylauraxx
15-05-2008, 21:44
swear? or have a cross word said?
Is this something really daft?
Eating.
Walking around topless.
Wolfwhistling.
It is a typical male thing :D
di marco
16-05-2008, 08:41
fighting?
being drunk?
fighting?
being drunk?
Not that manly :lol: :lol:
:nono:
Posing.. showing of their muscles
Boasting about the notches on their bedposts.
Posing.
Hollie-x
16-05-2008, 19:13
Passing wind!
di marco
16-05-2008, 19:25
burping?
picking their nose?
Chloe O'brien
17-05-2008, 00:28
How about scratching their conkers. :lol:
How about scratching their conkers. :lol:
:lol: Yes, that is it! Well done for getting it.:rotfl:
Hollie-x
17-05-2008, 22:33
That one's tickled me!!
My primary school head teacher used to do that in asseblys!
That one's tickled me!!
My primary school head teacher used to do that in asseblys!
Okaaaaaayy then... That doesn't sound good.
I had a maths teacher that used to do that too he would always do it when standing behind his desk, but it didnt help since I sat at the front
*-Rooney-*
17-05-2008, 22:44
wow im kinda glad i didnt go to the same school as u guys lol although im sure my teachers did it too they def were no angels
Can't say I've ever seen one of my teachers scratching their balls.
So what do Italian men do when they really need to scratch in public?
Chloe O'brien
18-05-2008, 00:03
How about scratching their conkers. :lol:
:lol: Yes, that is it! Well done for getting it.:rotfl:
Halleuja after a hundred goes at this game I finally get one right . :cheer:
Right, peeps, how about this one:
On average we spend £35,000 in a life time doing what ?
di marco
18-05-2008, 09:51
buying toilet rolls?
(im guessing its weird right?!)
No, wrong answer and it is not a weird answer either. :D
di marco
18-05-2008, 12:05
buying lottery tickets?
buying newspapers/magazines?
buying clothes?
buying lottery tickets?
buying newspapers/magazines?
buying clothes?
:nono: :nono: :nono:
On average we spend £35,000 in a life time doing what ?
Decorating.
Going on holiday.
On average we spend £35,000 in a life time doing what ?
Decorating.
Going on holiday.
:nono: :nono:
di marco
18-05-2008, 14:04
eating out?
buying pressies for people?
getting drunk (spending the money on alcohol)?
eating out?
buying pressies for people?
getting drunk (spending the money on alcohol)?
I suppose you have got it, it is going out on the pop that we spend that much cash on. :eek:
*-Rooney-*
18-05-2008, 17:56
have you got another one?
have you got another one?
Yep, tomorrow as I have the book, from which I get the stats, in my office, so patience, my dear friends. :)
The average man does what 18 times a day? :lol:
The average man does what 18 times a day? :lol:
Pee
think about sex
scratch his man bits
:rotfl: I love these kind of stats because of your answers. :lol:
No, not the answer I am looking for. :D
di marco
19-05-2008, 12:04
coughs?
sneezes?
picks his nose?
burps?
coughs?
sneezes?
picks his nose?
burps?
:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :D
gossip
drink beer
laugh
:nono: :nono: :nono: Not the answer I am looking for.
di marco
19-05-2008, 12:09
plays computer games?
plays computer games?
No, nothing to do with computer games.
di marco
19-05-2008, 12:23
texts?
flirts?
Chloe O'brien
19-05-2008, 12:43
Gets a stiffy :rotfl:
Gets a stiffy :rotfl:
I was thinking that but didn't know how to put it :lol:
Ignores his wife or agrees with what she's saying for an easier life.
Looks at rude sites on the internet.
Has a cup of tea/coffee.
Gets a stiffy :rotfl:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :lol:
Was that the right answer then?
Was that the right answer then?
:rotfl: :rotfl: No, it most certainly is not the right answer, as if I would give out stats like that! :eek: :lol:
Hollie-x
19-05-2008, 16:19
Haha!
Looks at other women - not just like looking but you kn ow what I mean!
Talks about their partner (not necessarily in a bad way!)
:nono: :nono: You still have not got it :D
I dont know lol :lol: falls over?
Forgets how old he is?
Doesnt pay attention when their partner is speaking to them?
Thinks about sport?
Ladies do it 38 times a day :lol:
Look in the mirror?
:clap: Yes, that is the one. :)
*-Rooney-*
19-05-2008, 16:42
i have to say that i dont lok in the mirror 38 times a day - i dont think ( i hope not)
i have to say that i dont lok in the mirror 38 times a day - i dont think ( i hope not)
I know I don't, mirrors crack when my reflection is in them. :lol:
Can we have another one :D
63% Of Women Have Had One Of These - But What?
A baby?
They do say that birth rates are decreasing (see I am doing some geography revision :p)
A baby?
They do say that birth rates are decreasing (see I am doing some geography revision :p)
No, you are wrong. :p
A divorce?
(if thats right which I doubt then thats quite a shocking figure)
A divorce?
(if thats right which I doubt then thats quite a shocking figure)
No need to fret, it is not divorce.
63% Of Women Have Had One Of These - But What?
a boob job
a dildo
di marco
19-05-2008, 17:20
a massage?
63% Of Women Have Had One Of These - But What?
a boob job
a dildo
:o :o Have you not noticed that I am of a sensitive nature and have led a sheltered life? :rotfl:
No for both.
a massage?
No, it is not a massage. :p
sex with a stranger (one night stand)
di marco
19-05-2008, 17:27
does the statistic include all females (ie babies etc as well?)
sex with a stranger (one night stand)
Yes, you have got it, congrats. :clap:
Hollie-x
19-05-2008, 20:30
where do you get these from? I love 'em!
Should make it a sticky ;]
where do you get these from? I love 'em!
Should make it a sticky ;]
:confused: What do you mean? It's not something rude again, is it? :eek:
No, like a sticky thread, like the other games such as the Who Am I thread
Can anyone explain why some threads are sticky? What does it mean? Now you mention it, I have seen the description and wondered what it means.
Can anyone explain why some threads are sticky? What does it mean? Now you mention it, I have seen the description and wondered what it means.
It just for the threads we use a lot so that the threads dont end up on the other pages, not that they would since they get used so often
*-Rooney-*
19-05-2008, 21:01
well this is def a thread that gets used a lot
Chloe O'brien
19-05-2008, 22:25
Well I would have said a toyboy if Shiv hadn't guessed a one-night stand, and I'm surprised that my stiffy answer was wrong.
Well I would have said a toyboy if Shiv hadn't guessed a one-night stand, and I'm surprised that my stiffy answer was wrong.
:rotfl: I was surprised it was wrong too
*-Rooney-*
19-05-2008, 22:30
maybe they dont have a stat on that actual subject lol or maybe its actually higher lol (that wouldnt surprise me)
:lol: Girls, you make me blush :o
How about this one:
Humans spend a third of their lives doing what?
:lol: Girls, you make me blush :o
How about this one:
Humans spend a third of their lives doing what?
I made this a sticky btw..
I would say :
eating
sleeping
on the toilet
di marco
20-05-2008, 10:41
:lol: Girls, you make me blush :o
How about this one:
Humans spend a third of their lives doing what?
sleeping
i was gonna say that, sounds about right
Chloe O'brien
20-05-2008, 12:43
Taking a sicky from work.
:lol: Girls, you make me blush :o
How about this one:
Humans spend a third of their lives doing what?
sleeping
i was gonna say that, sounds about right
Aww, you have got it already. Mind you, did not think you clever lot would take long :lol:
Aww, you have got it already. Mind you, did not think you clever lot would take long :lol:
That was me. .Have to say I did read something somewhere about it a while back... and I was amazed at how much stuff we do in a life time
I think thats more like 66% for me :lol: I spend most of my time in bed.
Hollie-x
20-05-2008, 17:49
where do you get these from? I love 'em!
Should make it a sticky ;]
:confused: What do you mean? It's not something rude again, is it? :eek:
:lol: Hehe! Me rude?! Never.
We've been made a sticky :cheer: This has to be the best game in fun and games :D
di marco
20-05-2008, 19:13
:lol: Girls, you make me blush :o
How about this one:
Humans spend a third of their lives doing what?
sleeping
i was gonna say that, sounds about right
Aww, you have got it already. Mind you, did not think you clever lot would take long :lol:
well if you think about it, youre meant to sleep for 8hrs a day, which is a third of a day, so it makes sense really
*-Rooney-*
20-05-2008, 19:48
We've been made a sticky :cheer: This has to be the best game in fun and games :D
yeah it is the best it really does get you thinking, especially the tough ones
Let's see whether this one is more difficult for you:
22 % of British children can't do what?
Let's see whether this one is more difficult for you:
22 % of British children can't do what?
Crawl
read/write
add up a basic shopping bill
Oooo Its a Sticky :D
I gave in to Peer pressure and made it a sticky yesterday.. actually I love this game and it is easier to find now
Let's see whether this one is more difficult for you:
22 % of British children can't do what?
Crawl
read/write
add up a basic shopping bill
:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: None of those
Chloe O'brien
21-05-2008, 11:48
Since all the reports about UK children being overweight I would say something like run or do a roly-poly.
touch their toes
cycle a bike
22 % of British children can't do what?
Dress themselves.
Talk properly.
Chloe O'brien
21-05-2008, 12:44
Eat with a knife and fork.
None of them, I am afraid.
Are we talking young children or children generally?
Are we talking young children or children generally?
:hmm: I would suggest school children from the answer.
Hollie-x
21-05-2008, 15:32
Hmm..
do their times tables?
use a knife & fork properly
Turn up to school on time.
*-Rooney-*
21-05-2008, 16:23
tie their laces
no, none of you are correct
Go to the toilet by themselves.
Watch tv.
*-Rooney-*
21-05-2008, 19:48
write their own name
xxloopylauraxx
21-05-2008, 19:49
hold a pen pencil correctly?
say there alphabet
use scissors?
No, sorry, still not got it.
Can we have a clue please Perdita? :angel:
This one is really tough
:p Good, you got the recent ones far too quickly :lol: Got 80 more stats today from my source, so we can play this game a while longer, if you want. :)
Got 80 more stats today from my source, so we can play this game a while longer, if you want. :)
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: Of course we want to play longer. We're almost at 900 posts and 45 pages :eek:
:eek: OMG, you are right. I never thought this would take off the way it has. :cheer:
Clue :hmm: It is to do with education.
:eek: OMG, you are right. I never thought this would take off the way it has. :cheer:
You realise what this means Perdita... you can't go on holiday and you're tied to us for the rest of your life :lol: I can't do without this game, its so fun :D
22 % of British children can't do what?
Names shapes, colours etc.
Sit still.
I love this game, and its sooo funny trying to guess with some of them
I love this game, and its sooo funny trying to guess with some of them
Some of your guesses just crack me up :rotfl: or make me blush :o especially when it comes to guesses what the men get up to.
Anyway, you are incorrect so far.
Say they teachers name properly
Some of your guesses just crack me up :rotfl: or make me blush :o especially when it comes to guesses what the men get up to.
.
I didn't realise some of the members on here have such vulgar minds :eek: :rotfl:
Feed themselves
Say they teachers name properly
:nono: sorry
No, nothing like that at all.
Can we have another clue please? I can't think of anything else to do with education?
Can we have another clue please? I can't think of anything else to do with education?
Well, if the children at the end of their education can't do this, it is truly shocking :eek: . They get taught this in a school subject.
Point to a country on the map.
Name the prime minister or queen.
Add up.
Spell properly and use the correct grammar
Point to a country on the map.
Name the prime minister or queen.
Add up.
Spell properly and use the correct grammar
One of those answer is quite close :D
Name where they live
Name our country
Point to a country on the map.
Name the prime minister or queen.
Add up.
Spell properly and use the correct grammar
One of those answer is quite close :D
Point to our country on a map.
I'm feeling the tension rising as we edge closer to the answer :lol:
Spell where they live
Know and spell there address?
Point to a country on the map.
Name the prime minister or queen.
Add up.
Spell properly and use the correct grammar
One of those answer is quite close :D
Point to our country on a map.
I'm feeling the tension rising as we edge closer to the answer :lol:
You want to be sitting where I am :lol:
Yes, that is it. They can't point out the UK on a map
:eek: OMG, you are right. I never thought this would take off the way it has. :cheer:
You realise what this means Perdita... you can't go on holiday and you're tied to us for the rest of your life :lol: I can't do without this game, its so fun :D
That means you are in my hands, you have to do as I want or else no more stats :rotfl:
:D Can we have another one :p
I am off work tomorrow and the stats are on the radio at 0645 am, when I am on my way to work, unless I wake up anyway, I really would like to sleep a little longer than normally. However, I try to come up with a cracker on Friday to keep you going over the weekend :lol:
I am off work tomorrow and the stats are on the radio at 0645 am, when I am on my way to work, unless I wake up anyway, I really would like to sleep a little longer than normally. However, I try to come up with a cracker on Friday to keep you going over the weekend :lol:
I guess you can have a lie in tomorrow :cool: Have a good day. If I were you I wouldn't bother getting out of bed :rotfl:
I forgot to add... I got another one right :cheer:
It does not say "sticky" at the start of the thread :nono: :confused:
An easy one for you as I woke up early on my day off :mad: :
The average man spends 5 months of his life doing WHAT?
Yeah, but its in the Sticky drction and is purple :)
Awww I hope you didnt get up early just to get it.
On tthe toilet
Yeah, but its in the Sticky drction and is purple :)
Awww I hope you didnt get up early just to get it.
On tthe toilet
Well, I needed the loo and then I thought I just listen to the question and answer but did not go back to bed but exercised and did housework .:)
No, I think they spend longer than 5 months in their life on the toilet :lol:
5 months mmmmmm
getting hair cut
clipping toenails
minding babies
House work
Ironing
It does not say "sticky" at the start of the thread :nono: :confused:
An easy one for you as I woke up early on my day off :mad: :
The average man spends 5 months of his life doing WHAT?
Look in the fun and games forum and its sticky at the top.
Watching football
Being drunk
It does not say "sticky" at the start of the thread :nono: :confused:
An easy one for you as I woke up early on my day off :mad: :
The average man spends 5 months of his life doing WHAT?
Look in the fun and games forum and its sticky at the top.
Watching football
Being drunk
It is not on my laptop :crying: Change a letter and Who am I are marked as sticky, Statistics is not :(
No, you are not right.
*-Rooney-*
22-05-2008, 18:28
complimenting their partner
looking after the kids
showering
di marco
22-05-2008, 19:03
It does not say "sticky" at the start of the thread :nono: :confused:
An easy one for you as I woke up early on my day off :mad: :
The average man spends 5 months of his life doing WHAT?
Look in the fun and games forum and its sticky at the top.
Watching football
Being drunk
It is not on my laptop :crying: Change a letter and Who am I are marked as sticky, Statistics is not :(
its under the sticky threads even though it doesnt say sticky on it :)
*-Rooney-*
22-05-2008, 19:05
shopping
(5 months out of a lifetime is a very short time)
Chloe O'brien
22-05-2008, 23:50
Playing with their conkers. :lol:
You seem to know a bit about men and their conkers :lol: You'll make Perdita blush again when she comes on.
Chloe O'brien
23-05-2008, 01:12
You seem to know a bit about men and their conkers :lol: You'll make Perdita blush again when she comes on.
I have no idea what you mean. It's either that or being in the pub.
:o and no, that is not it. :nono:
None of you have got it yet. :lol:
changing nappies
in hospital
single?
changing nappies
in hospital
single?
The average male spends five months of their life doing this? Staying single would be a bit longer, surely.
No, none of those.
The average male spends five months of their life doing this? Staying single would be a bit longer, surely.
No, none of those.
I was reaching :lol::lol:
mmmm gossiping?
Dancing?
:lol: no, not got it yet!
The average male spends five months of their life doing what?
Going out on the lash.
Watching films
Shopping with the wife.
Watching football
The average male spends five months of their life doing what?
Going out on the lash.
Watching films
Shopping with the wife.
Watching football
The males I know spend 5 months going on the lash and watching football in a year, never mind a life time :rotfl:
No, none of those answers.
Can we have a clue? Pretty please :angel:
Can we have a clue? Pretty please :angel:
Come on, I thought this was sooooooo easy. You will kick yourself if I help you with this. Try again, I know you can get it without help :D
The average male spends five months of their life doing what?
Schmoozing with their wife.
Being romantic
Going on holiday
Playing golf
The average male spends five months of their life doing what?
Schmoozing with their wife.
Being romantic
Going on holiday
Playing golf
No, think more domestic stuff, I am just a big old softie, more or less giving you the answer
Cleaning
Washing the car
Doing the dishes or washing.
Cleaning
Washing the car
Doing the dishes or washing.
:nono: :nono: :nono:
Walking the dog
Looking after the kids alone
Taking the kids out
Walking the dog
Looking after the kids alone
Taking the kids out
Think early morning
Sleeping in? :searchme:
If men spend five months of their lives sleeping in then I beat them hands down. I spend twelve hours a day in my bed.
Sleeping in? :searchme:
If men spend five months of their lives sleeping in then I beat them hands down. I spend twelve hours a day in my bed.
:rotfl: Lucky you
On the toilet?
No, :lol:, that is not it either.
di marco
23-05-2008, 22:22
making brekkie?
making brekkie in bed for their partner?
Chloe O'brien
23-05-2008, 22:27
Cleaning the toilet.
pinkles14
23-05-2008, 22:28
Doing the school run.........
Chloe O'brien
23-05-2008, 22:33
Bringing the Mrs breakfast in bed.
Come on guys, what is up with you? This kind of questions you usually answer within seconds of me posting the question.
di marco
23-05-2008, 22:54
making the bed?
Making love to the wife/partner/girlfriend/floozy
Chloe O'brien
24-05-2008, 00:24
cleaning their teeth, showering.
NOOOOOOOOOOO, but Kath is nearest
di marco
24-05-2008, 07:01
brushing their hair?
washing their hair?
*-Rooney-*
24-05-2008, 10:34
NOOOOOOOOOOO, but Kath is nearest
whos kath?????????
NOOOOOOOOOOO, but Kath is nearest
whos kath?????????
Chloe O'Brien.
Getting ready to go out
Cutting their hair.
*-Rooney-*
24-05-2008, 10:55
shaving.......
shaving.......
Yes At long last the correct answer :lol:
:lol: Shaving!!!
Well done rooney :clap:
Chloe O'brien
25-05-2008, 00:24
NOOOOOOOOOOO, but Kath is nearest
whos kath?????????
What do you mean who's Kath. :lol: I might change my name to the Conker obsessor until January.
NOOOOOOOOOOO, but Kath is nearest
whos kath?????????
What do you mean who's Kath. :lol: I might change my name to the Conker obsessor until January.
:o :o :rotfl:
*-Rooney-*
25-05-2008, 10:43
woohooo another one right
Right, ready for this one, folks:
People who do WHAT will have 8 times less chance to suffer from depression?
Stay single
not have kids
*-Rooney-*
26-05-2008, 11:09
excercise
eat the proper diet
di marco
26-05-2008, 12:13
own a pet?
*-Rooney-*
26-05-2008, 13:30
relax
stop smoking/never start
talk to someone about things bothering them
get enough sleep
Chloe O'brien
26-05-2008, 14:28
Hug a Tree
Play with Conkers :lol:
exercise.
:nono: Sorry, none of those
Right, ready for this one, folks:
People who do WHAT will have 8 times less chance to suffer from depression?
read
yoga
sleep 8 hours a day
eat fruit
eat fibre
Do crosswords or other mental puzzles.
Walk every day
Chloe O'brien
27-05-2008, 12:36
Drinking Tea.......................
Have sex at least 3 times a week
Have sex at least 3 times a week
:lol: No, sorry, that is not it either.
Chloe O'brien
27-05-2008, 12:55
Work...................
Take up a dance class
*-Rooney-*
27-05-2008, 13:10
burn incense
No, none of you have got it so far :D
Go swimming
Listen to classical music
Do some gardening
Live out in the sticks
No, still not the right answer
Chloe O'brien
28-05-2008, 12:16
Play Perdy's stastistic game on Soap boards.
I' don't know can we have a clue
Play Perdy's stastistic game on Soap boards.
I' don't know can we have a clue
:lol: It is something nice and we all do it at some time or another :thumbsup:
Play Perdy's stastistic game on Soap boards.
I' don't know can we have a clue
:lol: It is something nice and we all do it at some time or another :thumbsup:
Eat chocolate
It takes more than one person :lol:
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