Valentine's Day Poems/Rhymes

[lizann]

Did you know that god above,
created you for me to love
He picked you out from all the rest
Because he knew I'd love you best

If I should die and go afar
I'll write your name upon a star
for the angels there to see
just how much you mean to me

Now if you're not there by judgement day
I'll know you've gone the other way
so I'll give the angels back their wings
their golden harps and other things
and just to prove my love is true
I will even go down there for you.

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i love you , i love you , i love you almighty,
i wish your pyjamas were close to my nightie!
don't be mistaken don't be misled,
i meant on the clothes line, not in the bed

[Perdita]

That is lovely, thanks

[tammyy2j]

If you were Looby Lou
and I was Andy Pandy
We'd be in the wendy house
Doing something randy

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life

[Behemoth]

Moved to the Arts forum.

[tammyy2j]

As Valentine's Day draws near

In men it can bring great fear

Flowers and sweets

Could earn you some treats

Let's see how you do this year



Diamonds are a girl's best friend

But still you don't comprehend

While roses are nice

You need to think twice

Or your relationship could come to an end



It's the thought that should mean the most

But if you're cheap then you will be toast

If you feel too much pressure

Let me give you a refresher

Don't get tied to the whipping post



The best restaurants will be crowded

So let not your judgement be clouded

Cook a nice dinner

It'll be a sure winner

Burn it, your body will be shrouded



How about a weekend trip?

It's a gift for which she will flip

Pick the right destination

Or you'll suffer castration

She'll be quick with the little snip, snip



Some will go overboard

Like they're trying to win an award

If the gift's just for show

She will tell you to go

And then you will be ignored



With your card you should write from the heart

It will give your sex life a kick start

This shouldn't be hard

But it's not just a card

Get it wrong and she'll tear you apart



With chocolate you can never go wrong

The cravings are oh so strong

But if she's on a diet

You'll wish you didn't buy it

To you she will say so long



Now you are well prepared

With these ideas that I have shared

Don't be afraid

I've come to your aid

There's no reason for you to be scared



Happy Valentine's Day!!!

[*-Rooney-*]

i have a few poem but they are more about love not lasting so not really apt for this forum lol