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Abigail
12-11-2007, 20:06
Following Dumbledore being outed as gay some website has come up with the next nine characters that are likely to be next to announce their sexuality
http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_Next-9-Childrens-Characters-That-Should-Come-Out-of-the-Closet.html

Leanne will love the second one... or maybe not.

CrazyLea
12-11-2007, 20:44
Lmao. That made me laugh, when you really think about The Rainbow Connection song :lol:.

But it is soooo not true! Kermit is NOT gay. I have no doubt about that ;)

StarsOfCCTV
12-11-2007, 20:59
:lol: At least one or two smurfs :rotfl:

Abbie
12-11-2007, 21:10
:lol: At least one or two smurfs :rotfl:

:lol: Thats the bit that had me in fits

Abigail
12-11-2007, 22:53
Papa Smurf is deffinatly gay.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6830/papacg6.jpg

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8838/papa1du4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

StarsOfCCTV
12-11-2007, 23:01
[/URL]Definately :rotfl: :rotfl:
[URL="http://img240.imageshack.us/my.php?image=schtroumpfssmurfswallpaxw0.jpg"]http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1715/schtroumpfssmurfswallpaxw0.th.jpg (http://img144.imageshack.us/my.php?image=schtroumpfssmurfswallpapy8.jpg)

Siobhan
13-11-2007, 10:10
Agree one of the smurfs is gay but not papa smurf... maybe vanity smurf.
Don't agree about Kermit at all.... He is not gay

alan45
13-11-2007, 11:12
Surely there must be questions asked about the Sexuality of the Tellytubbies

Siobhan
13-11-2007, 11:22
Surely there must be questions asked about the Sexuality of the Tellytubbies

oh they were already outted years ago

Chloe O'brien
13-11-2007, 15:16
The clock from Beauty and the beast is gay and so is peppermint Patty.:rotfl:

Abigail
13-11-2007, 21:36
Who is Peppermint Patty??
..............

Abbie
13-11-2007, 21:48
Who is Peppermint Patty??
..............

I Have no idea, there is a few I dont know

Chloe O'brien
15-11-2007, 14:21
She was in the snoopy cartoon, played base ball

Bubblegum
15-11-2007, 15:36
yeah peppermint patty is a base ball player who is in the snoopy cartoons. these were quite good but no way can kermit be gay!

Perdita
21-11-2007, 08:57
Did Kermit not go off with Miss Piggy? I thought they even got married. :searchme: :hmm: He can't be gay, surely?

CrazyLea
21-11-2007, 17:07
Well, Miss Piggy would love to get her mits on Kermy. According to Kermy they aren't married, but then Miss Piggy says they are. I believe Kermit.

Chloe O'brien
23-11-2007, 23:02
He's such a casanova that Kermit no female is safe when he's around.

CrazyLea
24-11-2007, 11:29
No female is safe when I see them around Kermy :ninja:

xxloopylauraxx
20-01-2008, 01:14
why wasnt noddy on the list? or even the king from robin hood-king richard- sucks histhumb calls for his mummy ,lives with another male snake, who obeys his every word and hes single nd has alot of money yet no one wants to know him. yet kermits on the list wots the world coming to?!!!:lol:

Abbie
20-01-2008, 01:15
I used to Love Noddy!!!!!!!!!!!

StarsOfCCTV
20-01-2008, 01:15
oh yeah noddy. definately.
Also all of the Tweenies :lol:

Abbie
20-01-2008, 01:16
Awww Noddy was great I remember watching him when I was sick off school

xxloopylauraxx
20-01-2008, 01:19
yeah tweenies! but more to the point- Tinky winky!!!!

Abbie
20-01-2008, 01:20
yeah tweenies! but more to the point- Tinky winky!!!!

I think he already came out the closet when he had that bag :rotfl:

StarsOfCCTV
20-01-2008, 01:21
:rotfl: Tinky winky and the purple one with the hat were so together

what about thomas the tank engine? :p

xxloopylauraxx
20-01-2008, 01:25
yeah tweenies! but more to the point- Tinky winky!!!!

I think he already came out the closet when he had that bag :rotfl:

oh yeah forgot the boy witht he bag gave it away. :rotfl:

elvis from fireman sam! oh dear i dont think ill be able to watch childrens programmes now.

xxloopylauraxx
20-01-2008, 01:26
:rotfl: Tinky winky and the purple one with the hat were so together

what about thomas the tank engine? :p

tinky winky was with dipsy but po she wasnt as innocent her and tinky winky they had a bit of a thing going on too! :lol:

Abbie
20-01-2008, 01:26
:rotfl: Tinky winky and the purple one with the hat were so together

what about thomas the tank engine? :p

Hes a train...................would ust be too werid

Abigail
20-01-2008, 14:31
I love Noddy and Big Ears. Shame the original isn't on tv anymore. Channel 5 have adapted it to "Learn with Noddy" or something like that where they talk in a foreign language.

Did anybody watch Budgie The Little Helicopter? It was about a helicopter called Budgie and he flew all over to save people.

StarsOfCCTV
20-01-2008, 18:21
Was Budgie Red? And did he have lots of helicopter friends?

Abigail
20-01-2008, 19:32
He was blue. I'm not sure about his friends.
Theme tune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93nzwhiDEUY

StarsOfCCTV
20-01-2008, 19:37
Awwww I remember him! ONe of his friends is probably red :p

Abbie
20-01-2008, 21:11
I remember him!!!!
he cant come out, its too werid when they are machines
Now what about Winnie the Pooh, he always confused me, sometimes i think hes female?
Or is he a she :eek: Im confused

Abigail
20-01-2008, 21:12
Winnie is a girl's name but he looks like a boy. Maybe he's a hermaphrodite :hmm:

Abbie
20-01-2008, 21:13
:lol:So im not the only one, he sounds kinda male. I think rabbit was the only female, oh and kanga :p

Abigail
20-01-2008, 21:14
Isn't Piglet a girl? S/he always wears pink.

Abbie
20-01-2008, 21:17
yeah but thats cos pigs are pink, oh my god I thought she was a he :eek: Im so confused

Abbie
20-01-2008, 21:21
Question #28b: Why Are Most of the Characters of Male Gender?
Answer #28a:
Piglet is a boy. And, despite the pink ribbon occasionally seen on Eeyore's tail in Disney-drawn images, Eeyore is also boy. Says Eeyore, "At least I was...last time I looked. Thanks for noticing me." In fact, every character in "Winnie-the-Pooh", and "The House at Pooh Corner" are boys except Kanga. There are references to other female characters, namely some of Rabbit's friends and relations, but none of them have any speaking parts.

:eek: Even rabbit was a boy, I swear she was a she, I mean he was a she :o

Abigail
20-01-2008, 21:24
Rabbit is a boy, he's yellow and likes carrots.

Abbie
20-01-2008, 21:27
But he sounds female, although looks male
Im so shocked and more confused than ever

Abigail
20-01-2008, 21:29
I'm pretty sure Rabbit is male.

These creators don't put a lot of thought into the sex of the characters.

Abbie
20-01-2008, 21:30
I know lol, its really hard to tell, I always knew Kanga was female obviously