alan45
20-01-2007, 16:58
Being Irish (British version)
A bloke goes in shop and asks for "Irish Sausages".
The assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman.
"If I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"If I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
"Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" demanded the Irishman.
"Well, no," says the assistant.
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?" asked the Irishman.
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't," the assistant replies.
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
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"Because you're in a hardware store," replies the assistant.
A bloke goes in shop and asks for "Irish Sausages".
The assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman.
"If I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"If I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
"Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" demanded the Irishman.
"Well, no," says the assistant.
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?" asked the Irishman.
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't," the assistant replies.
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
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"Because you're in a hardware store," replies the assistant.