alan45
19-11-2006, 07:19
Paddy asks his Mate, Murphy, "Do me a favor and go upstairs and get me slippers."
"No bother," Murphy says, and runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19-year-old daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere, girls, you Da' sent me up here to shag ya both," says Paddy.
"Fook off, you liar!" exclaim the twins in unison.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of 'em, Paddy?"
"Of course," Paddy shouts back, "what's the use of fookin' one?"
"No bother," Murphy says, and runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19-year-old daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere, girls, you Da' sent me up here to shag ya both," says Paddy.
"Fook off, you liar!" exclaim the twins in unison.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of 'em, Paddy?"
"Of course," Paddy shouts back, "what's the use of fookin' one?"