Luna
17-11-2006, 20:38
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together
the next day.!
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding
down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman
asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made
mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they
finished, the man couldn't believe what had just
happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in
years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon
they
came
upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing again the next day.!
She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat
when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman
asked, "Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the
gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another
fork in the river and he asked the>>> lady,"Up or down ?" She
replied, "Up." This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted
to
go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied,
"Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and
I thought the choices were **** or drown."
struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together
the next day.!
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding
down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman
asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made
mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they
finished, the man couldn't believe what had just
happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in
years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon
they
came
upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing again the next day.!
She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat
when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman
asked, "Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the
gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another
fork in the river and he asked the>>> lady,"Up or down ?" She
replied, "Up." This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted
to
go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
She replied,
"Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and
I thought the choices were **** or drown."