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JustJodi
14-11-2006, 23:42
Ok I know there are some of us here that want to kick Sean Slatter to kingdom come..Lets put our rants,bashings, whines, and whatever else here:-)
Just spill your poisonous thoughts here about Walford Squares wanna be bad boy Sean Slatter :rolleyes:

Pinkbanana
14-11-2006, 23:46
Oh excellent, can we have a Deanooooo bashing thread too?! lol

Ive got a feeling Nigella Harman will be posting in this thread quite a lot!!! :lol:

Nigella harman
14-11-2006, 23:49
Oh,i love this thread!!!:cheer:Seriously though,before any bashing starts,theres nothing worse than a guy who tells you how foxy he is,and who acts like they can have any girl in the room.Eastenders have just emphasised that by having us believe all women would fall at his feet and he can literally get away with murder.Its a major pet hate of mine,once a guy came up to me in a club and said."Yes or No""and i looked at him and said "er..what" and he said "yes or no!",I said "NO" He blatently loved himself and thats what i see with scruffy,Theres no need for it.

JustJodi
15-11-2006, 00:03
Pink we will Bash Deanno and Sean here OK:cheer:

Sean is so HUNG UP on himself. he isn't that GOOD LOOKING,, I often wonder what he looks like all cleaned up and shaven..:hmm:

He thinks hes GODS GIFT TO WOMEN doesn't he:mad:

Siobhan
15-11-2006, 10:02
i cracked up laughing last night when Sean said to preeti "your boss said I could do with a facial, what do you think", My first thought was "no mate you need a wash!" :rotfl::rotfl:. Maybe that can be Darren's next venture.. power hosing his dad and Sean to get them clean.

Kim
15-11-2006, 16:09
He's really started annoying me this past week or so, with the way he's treating Ruby and Stacey. It would be handy if they actually had a cheat that actually looks the part! I'd say some are more likely to fancy Keith than Sean :lol:

I just hope he gets an STD for his behaviour.

JustJodi
15-11-2006, 16:22
:hmm: lemme think,, now did or didn't Sean give Ruby another engagement ring ??? ( I know he put the other one back in Janes bag) so I presume Sean meant it to be an engagement ring/ie meaning he asked her to marry him and she accepted ( only cuz hes after her old mans money..)then he finds out she isn't gonna get the moola until she reaches 21:hmm: And did any one else think that Johnnys lawyer knew PLENTY about Mr Sean Slater ??:searchme:

I haven't seen Deano on EE for some time, but did spy him watching Ruby dance on Strictly come dancing,, bring on the little punk, I wanna tear the boy apart :moonie:

Kim
15-11-2006, 16:46
:hmm: lemme think,, now did or didn't Sean give Ruby another engagement ring ??? ( I know he put the other one back in Janes bag) so I presume Sean meant it to be an engagement ring/ie meaning he asked her to marry him and she accepted ( only cuz hes after her old mans money..)then he finds out she isn't gonna get the moola until she reaches 21:hmm: And did any one else think that Johnnys lawyer knew PLENTY about Mr Sean Slater ??:searchme:

I haven't seen Deano on EE for some time, but did spy him watching Ruby dance on Strictly come dancing,, bring on the little punk, I wanna tear the boy apart :moonie:


I'm thinking that when Johnny ordered for her to get the money at 21 as appose to 18, he mentioned Sean; possibly because he thought Sean would be more than capable of using means that are even more underhanded to get the money.

Nigella harman
15-11-2006, 16:50
THERE ONCE WAS A SCRUFFBAG CALLED SEAN:ninja:
WHO HAD NO BRAINS BUT LOTS OF BRAWN:searchme:
HE SMELT LIKE A SKUNK:sick:
LOOKED LIKED A DRUNK:p
AND KISSED HIS REFLECTION TIL DAWN!!!!:moonie:

Nigella harman
15-11-2006, 16:59
THERE ONCE WAS A NUMPTY CALLED DEANO:D
WHO SPENT ALL HIS TIME ON THE VINO:rotfl:
HIS WOMEN WERE FEW:cool:
HIS BREATH SMELT OF POOH:sick:
AND HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE BEANO!!!:banned: Dedicated to PINK BANANA!!!!

littlemo
15-11-2006, 18:02
That's really good! lol. :)

Although i've actually liked the action between Sean and Stacey this week. Stacey makes an episode for me, but I think she brings out the best in him.

Sam-Elle
15-11-2006, 18:40
i think im gonna like this thread... sean & deano do my head in, sean more than deano. last night i was like who the hell do you think you are? the way he was treating stacey :nono: how could bradley think he was innocent? sean innocent? i dont think so

:lol: good stuff nigella harman

Nigella harman
15-11-2006, 19:56
OK,Ive got a song for you now,Its another version of the food glorious food song,if you want to sing along!!!:thumbsup:
SEAN,GLORIOUS SEAN!
HE LOOKS LIKE A SCRUFF BAG!:eek:
SMELLS LIKE SOME OLD FRUIT:o
ARMPITS SMELL LIKE RIPE SPAM,
HAS-NT HAD A WASH FOR WEEKS,
MEAN SCRUFFY OLD FOOL!:angry:
OH SEAN,GLORIOUS SEAN,WONDERFUL SEAN,
WIFFS LIKE A MULE!!!Its all in fun Sean,you know we love you really.(modest as you are!)

Sam-Elle
15-11-2006, 19:58
OK,Ive got a song for you now,Its another version of the food glorius food song,if you want to sing along!!!:thumbsup:
SEAN,GLORIOUS SEAN!
HE LOOKS LIKE A SCRUFF BAG!:eek:
SMELLS LIKE SOME OLD FRUIT:o
ARMPITS SMELL LIKE RIPE SPAM,
HAS-NT HAD A WASH FOR WEEKS,
MEAN SCRUFFY OLD FOOL!:angry:
OH SEAN,GLORIOUS SEAN,WONDERFUL SEAN,
WIFFS LIKE A MULE!!!Its all in fun Sean,you know we love you really.(modest as you are!)

haha! :lol: how do you come up with all this...i love it :p

.:SpIcYsPy:.
15-11-2006, 21:22
Lmao that's briliant though I think 'Sean' is glorious indeed *runs out of thread*

Pinkbanana
15-11-2006, 21:55
THERE ONCE WAS A NUMPTY CALLED DEANO:D
WHO SPENT ALL HIS TIME ON THE VINO:rotfl:
HIS WOMEN WERE FEW:cool:
HIS BREATH SMELT OF POOH:sick:
AND HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE BEANO!!!:banned: Dedicated to PINK BANANA!!!!


Respect, Nigella! :bow: I love your Deanoooo bashing poem - its a modern day classic! :lol:

Deanoooo is an annoying little squirt,
i wish eastenders would see the light
He's nearly as bad a that character Bert,
who lets face it, is completely sh**e!!!!

Also I cant stand the great unwashed one, Sean, with his big demented grin,
I wish someone would smack him one, and stick him head first, into a wheelie bin!!! :cheer:

Nigella harman
15-11-2006, 22:37
Respect, Nigella! :bow: I love your Deanoooo bashing poem - its a modern day classic! :lol:

Deanoooo is an annoying little squirt,
i wish eastenders would see the light
He's nearly as bad a that character Bert,
who lets face it, is completely sh**e!!!!

Also I cant stand the great unwashed one, Sean, with his big demented grin,
I wish someone would smack him one, and stick him head first into a wheelie bin!!! :cheer: Hurrah!!!We are both a right couple of poet lorriet types what what what!
THERE WAS A MEAN GIT CALLED SEAN SLATER:mad:
WHO WAS A DEODORANT HATER!
HIS HAIR SMELT OF FISH,:sick:
DID HE WASH IT? I WISH!:wall:
AND HIS SKIN,IT FELT LIKE ALLIGATOR Actually,youd be surprised how difficult it is to think of a word that ends in ater!It was very nearly vibrator!!!:lol: I have to admit though,I can see why every woman would throw themselves at him,it must be the dimples!http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6775/120keitharmchairet3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pinkbanana
15-11-2006, 23:09
You have surpassed yourself, Nigella with your latest offering!!! Deodorant hater ....:lol:

There was a moody mad git called Sean,
whose clothes were scruffy and torn,
He never had a bath,
So he was banned from Ian's caff
and is sooooo boring, when he's on screen, I want to yawn.

diamond1
16-11-2006, 17:39
they say Im an alcholic when Im watching people I hate like the black guy from casualty Finn,
but this deano guy from EE they must of found him in a bin,cause They say he is a hearthrob but the only thing throbbing about Him,
is my head after downing halfing half a gin,

his actings the worst, I can imagine with his littletalents his girlfriends must feel they are cursed,
although once PB is through with him he will leaving in a hearse,

which leads me to sean who wont be here too long, because the flys will pick him up and throw him in a thong,and throw him to hong Kong.

Nigella harman
20-11-2006, 20:39
ER!!!TAXI...Taxi for Scruffy!!What a pathetic loser!!Please get rid of Ruby for me Stacey!:thumbsdow UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Pinkbanana
20-11-2006, 21:11
What a swine Sean was tonight! :angry:

Now Im not a fan of Rubeeee, but he was soooooooooo nasty!:eek: It aint big, and it aint clever you scruffy demented fur ball :angry: :angry: :angry:

Nigella has that taxi arrived yet? (goes outside to check...)

Nigella harman
20-11-2006, 23:37
What a swine Sean was tonight! :angry:

Now Im not a fan of Rubeeee, but he was soooooooooo nasty!:eek: It aint big, and it aint clever you scruffy demented fur ball :angry: :angry: :angry:

Nigella has that taxi arrived yet? (goes outside to check...) Im afraid it missed him:angry: ..............errrrrr,i mean he missed it:ninja:

CrazyLea
21-11-2006, 00:20
*Leanne thinks she's going to regret saying this in here :p*
I actually didn't mind Sean tonight! I'm not his biggest fan, but he's not very bad. At least not as much as I thought he was :p

Pinkbanana
21-11-2006, 22:07
I actually didn't mind Sean tonight! I'm not his biggest fan, but he's not very bad. At least not as much as I thought he was :p

Hey ol' crazzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeee one, I dont think you get the rationale, and purpose of this thread!!! :lol:

Here's a clue: Its called the Bash Sean Slater here thread. Bless! :)

JustJodi
22-11-2006, 20:41
*Leanne thinks she's going to regret saying this in here :p*
I actually didn't mind Sean tonight! I'm not his biggest fan, but he's not very bad. At least not as much as I thought he was :p

Lea I know u have a little screw loose in that sweet head of yours, but we created this thread to bash the poo poo outta Sean or Deano..got it baby doll ????:rotfl:

Mr Humphries
23-11-2006, 10:05
I am beginning to warm to Sean Slater too he is rather lush looking and Deano too !

If we can have a Bash Sean Slater Thread, Can we have a bash Gerard Butler thread ? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Just a thought babe ? :rotfl:

JustJodi
23-11-2006, 11:45
I am beginning to warm to Sean Slater too he is rather lush looking and Deano too !

If we can have a Bash Sean Slater Thread, Can we have a bash Gerard Butler thread ? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Just a thought babe ? :rotfl:

At the risk of going off topic,, darling Mr H once you see his new movie 300 and all the eye candy.. you will be singing a different tune:rotfl: :rotfl:
Granted i would love to see Sean Slater all cleaned up, but at the moment hes quite scruffy, :lol: :lol:

Nigella harman
23-11-2006, 16:24
At the risk of going off topic,, darling Mr H once you see his new movie 300 and all the eye candy.. you will be singing a different tune:rotfl: :rotfl:
Granted i would love to see Sean Slater all cleaned up, but at the moment hes quite scruffy, :lol: :lol: Yeah,Its quite amusing really,for someone who spends all his time in SOAP(land),youd never guess!:lol:

DebbieJane
11-12-2006, 15:42
Sean is growing on me more and more too. I think his hair needs to be a lot shorter. I like his dimples and he has a nice smile. I hope we side a softer side of Sean now...

The actor Rob sounds really nice and says he doesnt go out socialising much now as he is always learning lines - is he single??

Lilianna x x x

JustJodi
11-12-2006, 15:48
I started this thread, and we were gonna use it to BASH THE POOP out of Sean and Deano,, the last few posts have been praising Seans what the heck is goin on here,,,:searchme: :rotfl:

Siobhan
11-12-2006, 16:00
I started this thread, and we were gonna use it to BASH THE POOP out of Sean and Deano,, the last few posts have been praising Seans what the heck is goin on here,,,:searchme: :rotfl:

If it makes you feel better, I thought Deano was the worst actor I have ever seen in a soap.. last week he was dreadful.. mind on at one stage he did act bored and I though "hey I feel the same way.. maybe he is not acting for once"

Oh and Sean should meet Soap and Water.. he might like them.. his and keith's shampoo "go and wash" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Kim
11-12-2006, 17:49
Lol he can't even act very well when he's supposed to be sleeping.

Jada-GDR
16-12-2006, 15:32
THERE ONCE WAS A NUMPTY CALLED DEANO:D
WHO SPENT ALL HIS TIME ON THE VINO:rotfl:
HIS WOMEN WERE FEW:cool:
HIS BREATH SMELT OF POOH:sick:
AND HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE BEANO!!!:banned: Dedicated to PINK BANANA!!!! *cheers loudly* nice one :p haha

Nigella harman
17-12-2006, 17:37
It gives me great pleasure to announce that this thread is now adopting a new loser to the list of Sean and Deano,Dad of the year,Max Branning.I HATE HIM!:angry:
Hes the lowest of the low.:thumbsdow

Pinkbanana
17-12-2006, 21:05
It gives me great pleasure to announce that this thread is now adopting a new loser to the list of Sean and Deano,Dad of the year,Max Branning.I HATE HIM!:angry:
Hes the lowest of the low.:thumbsdow


After reading the spoilers on the Brad n Stace thread....I HATE MAX SO MUCH TOO! (Nearly as much as I do Deanooooooo :eek: )! He is on my hit list - watch out matey, Im sending Nigella in with a hand grenade....

A Deanoooo and Max free Albert Square would be bliss. :cheer:

Nigella harman
18-12-2006, 10:46
After reading the spoilers on the Brad n Stace thread....I HATE MAX SO MUCH TOO! (Nearly as much as I do Deanooooooo :eek: )! He is on my hit list - watch out matey, Im sending Nigella in with a hand grenade....

A Deanoooo and Max free Albert Square would be bliss. :cheer: Well.Ive just read an interview with Bradders,(CC!)and he reckons that Bradders is gonna get mean and he hopes when he finds out about what happens with Mr Personality and Stacey that he gets really mean and Nasty and sort em both out!:ninja: should be fun!:eek:

Pinkbanana
28-04-2007, 17:15
Oh I thought I'd breathe some new life into this thread with a shock revelation....I dont think Deanooooo is as half as an annoying as he use to be...:eek: :lol:

P.S. Still no great fan of his though!!!:nono:

Bree
28-04-2007, 17:23
I agree Deano used to really get on my nerves but now he's not too bad!!

Siobhan
30-04-2007, 11:03
I would love to slap Deano.. he threw a big hiss fit recently.. Ok so his brother died and he misses him but he didn't even listen to what his dad had to say on the matter.... himself and Carly always go off on one before they listen to anything else.. everything has to center around them and people have to behave the way they want them too... they both annoy me but Deano more than carly

megan999
21-06-2007, 18:54
I can't understand why Sean has been cast as a ladie's man. Personally I find him repulsive. :sick:

callummc
02-07-2007, 02:03
agree with all comments on sean and deano,but shirley,mickeys girlfriend and preeti irritate me to,maybe sean can run off with all 3 and then i can watch without cringing

JustJodi
02-07-2007, 10:34
does any one recall seeing Sean actually CLEAN and SHAVEN ??? and wearing decent clothes ???

Hopes
12-08-2007, 15:22
Quick query about that police woman currently trying to find out if it was sean who attacked patrick, did she appear in Emmerdale a few years ago as Effie, the woman who played a lesbian and was after Zoe Tate?

Kim
13-08-2007, 00:49
I'm not sure, but you might get more of a response if you posted in the Cast Appearances thread :)