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alan45
14-11-2006, 19:05
FEMALE COMPASSION...

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach ..
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you
ever
been ********d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"


She said "You will be when the tide comes in". :rotfl:

Bryan
14-11-2006, 20:08
brilliant! :D it's one of those where you cant help but laugh even when you know you shouldn't

Jojo
14-11-2006, 21:07
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Ohhhh my days!!! You're so right Bry - shouldn't laugh, but you've just got to :rotfl:

Chloe O'brien
14-11-2006, 22:07
Imagine laughing at a sick joke like that :rotfl: its not very PC is it. who cares it made me laugh :D