alan45
11-11-2006, 23:31
>Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
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>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah,we'll take
four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
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>The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for
the birds leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
the Connor Pass.
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>At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one
on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
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>Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
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>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
>says, "Fook dat. Dis budgiejumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!
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>THERE'S MORE. . .
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>Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard
box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
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>Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, "Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and
lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with
the gun.
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>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
>breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And
I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either! "
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>IT IS NOT OVER YET. .
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>Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
>appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard
box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs
and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits
a rock and breaks his spine.
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>Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding! "
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
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>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah,we'll take
four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
>
>
>
>The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for
the birds leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
the Connor Pass.
>
>
>
>At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one
on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
>
>
>
>Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to
the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>
>
>
>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
>says, "Fook dat. Dis budgiejumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!
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>THERE'S MORE. . .
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>
>
>Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard
box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
>
>
>
>Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, "Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and
lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with
the gun.
>
>
>
>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
>breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And
I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either! "
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>
>
>IT IS NOT OVER YET. .
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>
>
>Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
>appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard
box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs
and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits
a rock and breaks his spine.
>
>
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>Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. . . and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding! "