Luna
24-10-2006, 16:00
Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane.
> Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
> is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
> cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin
> glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a
> little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
> The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
> sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
> water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as
> though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
> cabin.
> At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
> relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
> magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
> "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
> we're all gonna die."
> Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
> is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
> Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
> cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin
> glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a
> little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
> The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
> sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
> water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as
> though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
> cabin.
> At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
> relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
> magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
> In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
> "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
> we're all gonna die."