littlemo
19-08-2006, 00:09
(Bradley's birthday dinner, at Max's)
Dot: Oh Bradley, that shirt looks so nice on you.
Bradley: Thanks, I like it.
Max: It was expensive. I couldn't decide on the blue or the green, but I think I made the right choice.
Bradley: What do you think Stace?
Stacey: Well, it's a t-shirt.
(Bradley looks at her bewildered)
Tanya: O.k, whose for cake?
All (apart from Stacey): Yes please.
Tanya: Stacey?
Stacey: No, i'm not hungry.
(Stacey looks at Bradley sternly)
Tanya: Are you sure, it's chocolate?!
Stacey: Yes, I don't want any.
Bradley: Will you excuse us for a second?!
(takes Stacey by the arm)
Will you come with me for a minute? please.
(Stacey gets up in a huff, they go into the living room)
Bradley: What's wrong with you?!
Stacey: What's wrong with me?!
Bradley: Yeah you've been acting weird with me all day.
Stacey: I'm surprised you noticed.
Bradley: What's that supposed to mean?
Stacey: Well you haven't exactly been on the ball lately have you?!
Bradley: Did you meet somebody on holiday?
Stacey: What?!
Bradley: Well, you almost bit my head off when I tried to kiss you this morning, and since then you have been nothing less than obnoxious.
Stacey: You can be such a jerk sometimes.
Bradley: O.k. fine, well whatever. Clearly your not interested anymore, so why don't you just go.
Stacey: What?!
Bradley: Just leave.
Stacey: Bradley (pleading voice)
Bradley: No seriously, i've just had enough. That's it. (he walks towards the door)
Stacey: I'm pregnant!
(Bradley stares back at her, scene ends)
Dot: Oh Bradley, that shirt looks so nice on you.
Bradley: Thanks, I like it.
Max: It was expensive. I couldn't decide on the blue or the green, but I think I made the right choice.
Bradley: What do you think Stace?
Stacey: Well, it's a t-shirt.
(Bradley looks at her bewildered)
Tanya: O.k, whose for cake?
All (apart from Stacey): Yes please.
Tanya: Stacey?
Stacey: No, i'm not hungry.
(Stacey looks at Bradley sternly)
Tanya: Are you sure, it's chocolate?!
Stacey: Yes, I don't want any.
Bradley: Will you excuse us for a second?!
(takes Stacey by the arm)
Will you come with me for a minute? please.
(Stacey gets up in a huff, they go into the living room)
Bradley: What's wrong with you?!
Stacey: What's wrong with me?!
Bradley: Yeah you've been acting weird with me all day.
Stacey: I'm surprised you noticed.
Bradley: What's that supposed to mean?
Stacey: Well you haven't exactly been on the ball lately have you?!
Bradley: Did you meet somebody on holiday?
Stacey: What?!
Bradley: Well, you almost bit my head off when I tried to kiss you this morning, and since then you have been nothing less than obnoxious.
Stacey: You can be such a jerk sometimes.
Bradley: O.k. fine, well whatever. Clearly your not interested anymore, so why don't you just go.
Stacey: What?!
Bradley: Just leave.
Stacey: Bradley (pleading voice)
Bradley: No seriously, i've just had enough. That's it. (he walks towards the door)
Stacey: I'm pregnant!
(Bradley stares back at her, scene ends)