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heya well i know this has been discussed and a few of us wanted it as a thread so we can talk about anything cringy that has happended to us over the years or recently. It doesnt matter when they happened just come on here and post them when you hav thought about them lol so enjoy!!.....
Chloe-Elise
14-07-2006, 18:45
Wasn't there a thread on this before? :searchme:
Wasn't there a thread on this before? :searchme: o well i dont know i just knew that someone wnated a thread like this, and if there was one before im sorry i never knew.
Well it was posted in suggestions and NB said it was ok, so there couldn't have been. I think the title of it was cringe but it was about what annoys you, not embarrassing moments.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
15-07-2006, 11:34
Must have been me who started that.. that cringe was what you hate and makes you feel like ergh...
This crige is embarrasing moments :) + I don't have any.
I think it was actually Spicy. I have 2, but I don't want to go first lol.
Well it was posted in suggestions and NB said it was ok, so there couldn't have been. I think the title of it was cringe but it was about what annoys you, not embarrassing moments. oh im sorry i have just always thought that cringe stories were embarrassing ones
They are, I was saying that they are embarrassing moments, not things that annoy you.
DaVeyWaVey
15-07-2006, 23:42
I'll go first then.....at my friends birthday party a few weeks ago, we were playing tennis doubles and we lost the ball on top of this hedge, and i was the tallest so my friends said to get the ball back. They got me a ladder and i went up the ladder to try and find the ball. As i was trying to find the ball on top of the bushes, my friends pulled my shorts down and my boxers ended up coming down too! My friends were cringing and i was so embarrased!
I was shopping in B&Q when my son was 2 years old. I had gone with my mum to pick out a new kitchen. I hadn't realised that my son had managed to get out of his pram straps and had wandered off. A section manager came over to us and asked were we missing anything. Looking down at the pram i realised it was empty. I asked the manager if he had seen my son to which he replied "that will be the little boy sat on the display toilet on the next aisle with his trousers round his ankles asking passing shoppers if they have any toilet paper i presume"
I died and ran out of the shop leaving my mum to deal with it all !:o
diamond1
16-07-2006, 11:55
I was shopping in B&Q when my son was 2 years old. I had gone with my mum to pick out a new kitchen. I hadn't realised that my son had managed to get out of his pram straps and had wandered off. A section manager came over to us and asked were we missing anything. Looking down at the pram i realised it was empty. I asked the manager if he had seen my son to which he replied "that will be the little boy sat on the display toilet on the next aisle with his trousers round his ankles asking passing shoppers if they have any toilet paper i presume"
I died and ran out of the shop leaving my mum to deal with it all !:o
omg thats classic...:lol:
thats so funny
did you get fined though?
They are, I was saying that they are embarrassing moments, not things that annoy you. oh right, sorry i got a bit confused i think it must of been the way i was reading .
omg thats classic...:lol:
thats so funny
did you get fined though?
No but my mum got a stern talking to on the topic of childcare...lmao
diamond1
16-07-2006, 17:22
:eek:
A stern talking to??
really!? your son is only two years old ..by the sounds of it you took your eyes of him for a minute who in the world can blame anyone for that I can understand them being a bit p'd off but theres need to slate anyone as a parent:angry: ...I bet that manager bloke aint got kids
-either have I for that matter but still....:angry:
Pinkbanana
16-07-2006, 18:16
At least he used a toilet!!! That should have got some brownie points really! lol Oh bless! I mean, he could have just squatted on the floor in the middle of an isle and done the deed.:lol:
I nearly had a bad experience similar to that, yonks ago, with my little nephew, my own fault really I was suppose to be babysitting him and instead decided to take him to the student uni bar (oh those were the days). Lets just say he's the youngest person ever to be barred from there. lol
diamond1
16-07-2006, 18:52
I nearly had a bad experience similar to that, yonks ago, with my little nephew, my own fault really I was suppose to be babysitting him and instead decided to take him to the student uni bar (oh those were the days). Lets just sat he's the youngest person ever to be barred from there. lol
:eek: nooo omg lol thats so funny,
did your uncle and aunt find out??
Pinkbanana
16-07-2006, 18:59
:eek: nooo omg lol thats so funny,
did your uncle and aunt find out??
Oh noooooooo, thats why Im still breathing! lol
I had to bride him with alot of sweets though, and that red telly tubby doll Poo - very appropriate under the circumstances really!:D
diamond1
16-07-2006, 19:37
Oh noooooooo, thats why Im still breathing! lol
I had to bride him with alot of sweets though, and that red telly tubby doll Poo - very appropriate under the circumstances really!:D
OH you are very lucky I take it,
I have never crossed any line concerning kids but I did get drunk one night and ran home starkers?erm what esle have I done well throwing up in several peoples houses,putting my neghbours window with a shoe aimed at my window,falling down a manhole,falling in a lake,flashing people on a bus and hitting a bouncer was all very cringe worthy but Im sure that counts under the title 'being drunk'
diamond1
16-07-2006, 19:39
oh heres one coming onto a teacher for a better grade at school...thats so cringe worthy belive me it went round the school quicker than any other rumor before me
EDIT just to clarify the teacher was disgusted and suspended me and I am not that sort of person, at the time i thought it would be a laugh
Pinkbanana
16-07-2006, 21:31
Oh my God :eek: you are a mental case D1, and I mean that in the nicest possible way! lol
diamond1
16-07-2006, 21:39
:eek: out of my entire life these things are the only things bad ive ever done :lol: im not that bad
I'll start with the least embarrasing, not sure whether to post the other one or not.
When I was about 4 I attended a local nursery with my friend who is just over a year younger than me. One day, she managed to fall out with a boy named Tom, over what I am unsure. Tom decided to put glue on her chair as some sort of revenge. I was oblivious to all this and went off to the toilet. I come back, sit down and when I tried to get up, the chair came with me. I was like "What's going on here then," and shouted to get the teachers' attention. One teacher had to hold on to me whilst the other one pulled the chair off me! I only find out later that my friend swapped the chairs around because I was the only one that wasn't in my seat.
I was shopping in B&Q when my son was 2 years old. I had gone with my mum to pick out a new kitchen. I hadn't realised that my son had managed to get out of his pram straps and had wandered off. A section manager came over to us and asked were we missing anything. Looking down at the pram i realised it was empty. I asked the manager if he had seen my son to which he replied "that will be the little boy sat on the display toilet on the next aisle with his trousers round his ankles asking passing shoppers if they have any toilet paper i presume"
I died and ran out of the shop leaving my mum to deal with it all !:o
:lol:lol - that has to be the funniest things i've ever read. I'd have died of embarresment if that was me in your place. What was the final outcome?
:lol:lol - that has to be the funniest things i've ever read. I'd have died of embarresment if that was me in your place. What was the final outcome?
You would be amazed how many kid do that in bathroom showrooms.. My niece did it when she was 2 and my mates son around the same age.. So anyone who has a child that is 2 ish, don't bring them to B&Q, Homebase or anywhere near a bathroom showroom
I have a cringe story about when I was 14 and at a dinner and dance, wearing a light coloured skirt and being on my period - but I think you'd get the gist of what happened without me going into too much detail.
Other ones, where my sons innocence had him shouting at the top of his voice behind a disabled man "mummy, why is that man walking like that?", and driving down the road, seeing my "hubby in his van" waving madly at him only to find its not him (and numerous other ones like that).
Now I know why I always send hubby to B&Q etc and not go myself! How embarrassing, but hilarious! :rotfl:
Xx-Vicky-xX
18-07-2006, 10:44
Well i dont remember it happening but mum told me that when i was in Primary school some kid kept pulling my dress up every day, like i said i dont remember it so cant really say alot about it but i cant have liked it because i refuse to wear dresses and skirts now and mum said thats when i started refusing to wear them, i just thought i didnt like them because of how i looked in them but i guess not
:lol:lol - that has to be the funniest things i've ever read. I'd have died of embarresment if that was me in your place. What was the final outcome?
The final outcome was....my kitchen was bought in homebase :lol:
Okay I'll post the other one.
When I was 5 my mum somehow managed to send me to school with no knickers on. Later, my mum found them on the kitchen table and rang up the school to ask them to get me to put on the ones that were in my pe bag. So the receptionist comes up to my classroom and checks to see whether I had any knickers on or not. Obviously I didn't so I was very embarrassed. Luckily I had been sitting on a chair up until then so none of the other students found out.
Not that bad but when i was about 10 i managed to turn up to guides with two odd shoes on that were both left feet, so i was walking around like a complete spoon. My friend who i didnt know at the time thought i was a tramp, but was surprised when my dad picked me up in a BMW.
I was trying to think for ages when I was embarassed (it doesn't happen so easily) the last and only time was when my daughter was 2.. At a crowded bus stop she asked every guy who was there (and who had passed) "are you my dad? ".. She knew quiet well who her dad was but she kept doing it.. I was so embarassed..
Me and my mate Bethany were swimming and we thought no one was around so we began dancing weirdly for a laugh. Unknown to us, there was a huge balcony above us (for parents watching their kids swim) and tonnes of other lads our age were pointing at us and laughing! It was so embarressing, we saw them on the way home too and they followed us. Needless to say we haven't been back there.
Xx-Vicky-xX
29-07-2006, 09:44
Ah just remembered something, when i was 3 i really needed a pee so i thought i'll just do one in the bushes, what i didn't realise was my cat was in the bushes it got all peed over opps lol and worst the next door neighbour saw and he went 2 my school and told everyone!
Oh yeah that reminds me. We went down south west with the boat the other week and we were just at the slipway when my dad's friend was stood on the side in front of all the parked cars and my mum had picked the dog out when he remarked casually "This is warm, isn't it?" But unknown to him, the dog had started urinating on his foot and everyone thought we were accompanied by a complete weirdo.
My friend got me thinking about this again today when we were out shopping, when she asked if I'd ever been in the boy's toilets. When I was about 5, I walked up to the toilets and saw the picture of the figure with the dress on. So I thought you could only go in there if you had a dress on, and I had trousers on on that day. So I saw the figure wearing trousers and ended up in the boy's toilets :rotfl:
I was out shopping with my mate, her sister and her mum when her sister, who is 17, decided she wanted to try on something, and so did I. So she was first in the queue for the changing room and this man came along and asked her how many, and not being the brightest of types, she thought he meant how many people and not how many items, so she said 2 and dragged me in the changing room with her, and the staff were laughing; I think they thought we were lesbians. Anyway, it got worse, because she didn't have a bra on, and then she couldn't get the dress on, so she was making rather perculiar noises. I guess the whole shop thought we were at it in there. :rotfl:
DaVeyWaVey
25-02-2007, 17:13
Ok, a few years ago i went camping with the Explorer Scouts (i'm part of a Scout troop) and on one of the days, we went to this assault course place which was in a middle of a field. We all decided to take part in this assault course, and on this assault course, there was a tyre tunnel. The instructor warned us that when we go in the tyre tunnel we may lose our trousers as when we're crawling in the tyre tunnel, our trousers could easily slip off. So i went in the tyre tunnel on the assault course but i didn't just lose my trousers, i lost my boxers too! I was in the tyre tunnel half naked waist down dragging myself along, and had to shout to the instructor that i was naked from the waist down. While i was in the tyre tunnel, another scout decided to crawl through behind me. I got out of the tunnel and was naked waist down and all the scouts on the camp were forced to look away as the scout behind me passed me my boxers and trousers to put back on! I was the only person on the whole camp to lose my trousers and my boxers....it was embarrasing! :o
Pinkbanana
25-02-2007, 17:16
Ok, a few years ago i went camping with the Explorer Scouts (i'm part of a Scout troop) and on one of the days, we went to this assault course place which was in a middle of a field. We all decided to take part in this assault course, and on this assault course, there was a tyre tunnel. The instructor warned us that when we go in the tyre tunnel we may lose our trousers as when we're crawling in the tyre tunnel, our trousers could easily slip off. So i went in the tyre tunnel on the assault course but i didn't just lose my trousers, i lost my boxers too! I was in the tyre tunnel half naked waist down dragging myself along, and had to shout to the instructor that i was naked from the waist down. While i was in the tyre tunnel, another scout decided to crawl through behind me. I got out of the tunnel and was naked waist down and all the scouts on the camp were forced to look away as the scout behind me passed me my boxers and trousers to put back on! I was the only person on the whole camp to lose my trousers and my boxers....it was embarrasing! :o
:rotfl: Dave! that is soooo typical that you would be the one to lose your trousers and boxer too!! :lol: Mybe you should have worn a skirt!! :p
awwww LOL I think that is the best cringe story I have ever heard!
Bless you.
Lol how about a tight dress, or some dungarees.
CrazyLea
28-02-2007, 15:14
Don't think I've posted this in this thread, I did look, but I'm really tired, and might have missed it.. so if I have I apologise :cool:
Anywho, it's really embarrasing to me, probs not to all you lot ha..
In like year 8 or 9, me and my mate were walking home, and I said to her "Why don't we take the long way." The long way is through a forrest, and she had never been down there, but I had a week before with someone else, so thought I knew my way out of there. Anyway, about half way in, we were a little lost-ish, and I saw a wolf!! So I grabbed her and yelled "Oh my god, there's a wolf, run!" So we both scarpered back towards the opening, when all of a sudden, me being the klutz I am, I tripped over a STONE! And fell flat on my front and had mud EVERYWHERE! Then we heard a man from down a bit say "Don't worry loves, it won't bite." ... It was only a little dog, that belonged to the man :o Sooo embarrasing! My mate told everyone the next day - Now though, we end up creasing about it whenever we think about it.
At the extortionate joke of a party, one of my mates started shoving 50p in the door so it unlocked and I didn't see the bar slide across, then she kicked the door in and I was just getting off of the toilet, so she could have hit me over with it. I was not impressed as this woman was waiting for the toilet, so she saw me with my knickers down. :rotfl:
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