Jada-GDR
31-05-2006, 20:03
THE SHOUTBOX WAR
Feelingyellow ~vs~ Di Marco
Vixie-Lou ~vs~ Kim131
THE SHOUTBOX
An arena for shoutboxing, and the official venue for the annual 'Shoutbox War'
Feelingyellow: (Arrives at shoutbox) Ha ha haaaa, time for me to beat Di Marco once and for all! (She is a psycho, *sorry emmie :p* )
(On the other side of the shoutbox)
Di Marco: (Arrives in big white limo, steps out in sparkly shoes and fluffy white jacket. Cameras flash) Ahh, time for my victory. Feelingyellow has no chance.
(The shoutbox has two sides, both seperated by a net. Feelingyellow's current shouts stand at... 4399! Di Marco's current shouts stand at... 4457!)
Loudspeaker: Ladies, gentlemen and Feelingyellows, today we are here to witness the final of 'The Shoutbox War'!!! As you can see, on the left we have the spectacularly loud title challenger FEELINGYELLOW!!!
Crowd: (Big Cheer)
Feelingyellow: Meheheheh...
Loudspeaker: And on the right we have, defending her title, DI MARCO!!!
Crowd: (Big Cheer again)
Di Marco: (Into Microphone) Yes, thankyou, thankyou. It's nice to know I have so many fans, and remember - keep shouting, and stop whispering!!!
(The crowd fall about laughing because this is obviously a very funny joke and I'm surprised you haven't fallen off your chair from laughing so much)
Loudspeaker: Hah! I love it! So anyway... SHOUTERS! TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!!!
(Feelingyellow takes a big swig of vod- water, and stands looking menacing. Di Marco looks at Feelingyellow. Feelingyellow's eyes go red and she goes 'Muahahahahah!' Di Marco goes 'Eek!' and stands opposite Feelingyellow)
Loudspeaker: Your time limit is Three Minutes. Your theme is... The Kitchen. You may start shouting in three... two... one... aaaaannnddd... SHOUT!
FeelingYellow: KNIFE!
Di Marco: FORK!
Di Marco: PLATE!
FeelingYellow: BOWL!
Di Marco: OVEN!
FeeingYellow: CHOPPING BOARD!
FeelingYellow: SPOON!
Di Marco: SLICER! GRATER!
(The fight continues like this for the remainder of the three minutes)
Loudspeaker: Aaaaannnddd... TIME'S UP! Now I can officially reveal the winner of 'The Shoutbox War'.
FeelingYellow: Eeet Weeeelll Beee Meeeee!!!!!
Di Marco: I don't think so
FeelingYellow: EEEEEEEEEEE!! (Leers)
Di Marco: (Faints)
(Orange juice shoots out of the loudspeaker and hits Di Marco in the face)
Loudspeaker: You've been tangoed!
Di Marco: (Has a new tan) Oooh, I like it. Goes with my necklace
FeelingYellow: RrrrrrGET!ON!WITH!IT! I!WANT!MY!PRIZE! NOW!
Loudspeaker: Ok ok chill! (To the crowd) FeelingYellow seems to be getting a bit touchy!
Feelingyellow: (Lunges at the loudspeaker and smashes it to pieces)
Di Marco: Hey! Now we'll never find out who wins!
THE HOUSE OF FLYING SHOUTS
The most expensive shoutboxing club in Soapboards Land, where expert trainers tutor shoutboxers, and manage regular competitions.
Vixie-Lou: (Is standing on one side of the room, talking to one of the tutors) The accoustics are really bad in here. It echoes all over the place.
Tutor: Yes I know, we're getting the walls padded and a proper carpet laid down soon.
Kim131: (From other side of the room) Oi! You ready or not?
Vixie-Lou: God, so impatient!
Kim131: You just don't want to LOSE!
Vixie-Lou: Uh! Whatever! (Does whatever sign)
Kim131: Uh! Loser! (Does loser sign)
Vixie-Lou: Uh! Minger! (Does minger sign)
Kim131: Uh! Beeyach! (does naughty finger)
Tutor: ANYWAY, take your positions girls
(They take their positions)
Tutor: You're topic is beaches. You have two minutes. Three... two... one... aaanndd... SHOUT!
(A similar battle to that of PsychoFace and TangoTubbie back there proceeds)
Tutor: Times... UP! (Peers over at shoutmeasurer) The winner of this competition is...
THE SHOUTBOX
FeelingYellow: (Is psychotic)
Di Marco: (Is enjoying her new tan)
Loudspeaker: (Is on a stretcher) Uuuhhh... And the winner is...
Di Marco: Yes?
FeelingYellow: YES?
Loudspeaker: I've... I've forgotten.
HOUSE OF FLYING SHOUTS
Tutor: Hang on...
Vixie-Lou: What?
Kim131: She hasn't actually won has she?
Tutor: There appears to be something wrong with the shoutmeasurer. It's gone faulty. We need to replace the batteries.
Feelingyellow ~vs~ Di Marco
Vixie-Lou ~vs~ Kim131
THE SHOUTBOX
An arena for shoutboxing, and the official venue for the annual 'Shoutbox War'
Feelingyellow: (Arrives at shoutbox) Ha ha haaaa, time for me to beat Di Marco once and for all! (She is a psycho, *sorry emmie :p* )
(On the other side of the shoutbox)
Di Marco: (Arrives in big white limo, steps out in sparkly shoes and fluffy white jacket. Cameras flash) Ahh, time for my victory. Feelingyellow has no chance.
(The shoutbox has two sides, both seperated by a net. Feelingyellow's current shouts stand at... 4399! Di Marco's current shouts stand at... 4457!)
Loudspeaker: Ladies, gentlemen and Feelingyellows, today we are here to witness the final of 'The Shoutbox War'!!! As you can see, on the left we have the spectacularly loud title challenger FEELINGYELLOW!!!
Crowd: (Big Cheer)
Feelingyellow: Meheheheh...
Loudspeaker: And on the right we have, defending her title, DI MARCO!!!
Crowd: (Big Cheer again)
Di Marco: (Into Microphone) Yes, thankyou, thankyou. It's nice to know I have so many fans, and remember - keep shouting, and stop whispering!!!
(The crowd fall about laughing because this is obviously a very funny joke and I'm surprised you haven't fallen off your chair from laughing so much)
Loudspeaker: Hah! I love it! So anyway... SHOUTERS! TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!!!
(Feelingyellow takes a big swig of vod- water, and stands looking menacing. Di Marco looks at Feelingyellow. Feelingyellow's eyes go red and she goes 'Muahahahahah!' Di Marco goes 'Eek!' and stands opposite Feelingyellow)
Loudspeaker: Your time limit is Three Minutes. Your theme is... The Kitchen. You may start shouting in three... two... one... aaaaannnddd... SHOUT!
FeelingYellow: KNIFE!
Di Marco: FORK!
Di Marco: PLATE!
FeelingYellow: BOWL!
Di Marco: OVEN!
FeeingYellow: CHOPPING BOARD!
FeelingYellow: SPOON!
Di Marco: SLICER! GRATER!
(The fight continues like this for the remainder of the three minutes)
Loudspeaker: Aaaaannnddd... TIME'S UP! Now I can officially reveal the winner of 'The Shoutbox War'.
FeelingYellow: Eeet Weeeelll Beee Meeeee!!!!!
Di Marco: I don't think so
FeelingYellow: EEEEEEEEEEE!! (Leers)
Di Marco: (Faints)
(Orange juice shoots out of the loudspeaker and hits Di Marco in the face)
Loudspeaker: You've been tangoed!
Di Marco: (Has a new tan) Oooh, I like it. Goes with my necklace
FeelingYellow: RrrrrrGET!ON!WITH!IT! I!WANT!MY!PRIZE! NOW!
Loudspeaker: Ok ok chill! (To the crowd) FeelingYellow seems to be getting a bit touchy!
Feelingyellow: (Lunges at the loudspeaker and smashes it to pieces)
Di Marco: Hey! Now we'll never find out who wins!
THE HOUSE OF FLYING SHOUTS
The most expensive shoutboxing club in Soapboards Land, where expert trainers tutor shoutboxers, and manage regular competitions.
Vixie-Lou: (Is standing on one side of the room, talking to one of the tutors) The accoustics are really bad in here. It echoes all over the place.
Tutor: Yes I know, we're getting the walls padded and a proper carpet laid down soon.
Kim131: (From other side of the room) Oi! You ready or not?
Vixie-Lou: God, so impatient!
Kim131: You just don't want to LOSE!
Vixie-Lou: Uh! Whatever! (Does whatever sign)
Kim131: Uh! Loser! (Does loser sign)
Vixie-Lou: Uh! Minger! (Does minger sign)
Kim131: Uh! Beeyach! (does naughty finger)
Tutor: ANYWAY, take your positions girls
(They take their positions)
Tutor: You're topic is beaches. You have two minutes. Three... two... one... aaanndd... SHOUT!
(A similar battle to that of PsychoFace and TangoTubbie back there proceeds)
Tutor: Times... UP! (Peers over at shoutmeasurer) The winner of this competition is...
THE SHOUTBOX
FeelingYellow: (Is psychotic)
Di Marco: (Is enjoying her new tan)
Loudspeaker: (Is on a stretcher) Uuuhhh... And the winner is...
Di Marco: Yes?
FeelingYellow: YES?
Loudspeaker: I've... I've forgotten.
HOUSE OF FLYING SHOUTS
Tutor: Hang on...
Vixie-Lou: What?
Kim131: She hasn't actually won has she?
Tutor: There appears to be something wrong with the shoutmeasurer. It's gone faulty. We need to replace the batteries.