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Tamzi
30-05-2006, 09:27
The Meal Or No Meal game show extravaganza has ended with the group bagging the ultimate prize... a new pair of housemates.


Pete was called to the Diary Room and given the task of answering questions the group had got wrong in previous rounds of the quiz. Meanwhile, Glyn was sent to the garden, where he stood obediently beside four boxes, each containing a mystery special prize.

Pete was first asked which housemate owns two Jack Russells called Minnie and Mouse. In round four (the fruit and veg round), Richard had incorrectly guessed at Nikki. But Pete correctly remembered that George was the dog man. In the garden, Glyn opened the first box to reveal some much-needed toilet rolls.

The second question concerned Sezer's circumcision photo from round one, or as Pete put it: "He was getting his knob snipped off, innit."

He was right (more or less), and an unsuspecting Glyn opened box number two, screaming "Aaarggh!" when a model-esque blonde thing leapt out. It informed the red-faced Welshman that its name was Aisleyne, and she was a 27-year-old model from London.

The group missed out on prize number three (which looked suspiciously like a speedboat) when Pete was wrong about the ninth housemate to enter the House, insisting Big Brother had got the question wrong (Big Brother is never wrong, Pete!)

But he returned to form and got question four right, landing an even more exciting prize - another person. The new housemate shrieked the phrase "Oh my god!" several times before revealing that her name was Sam and her age was a tender 18.

Well, we say she. In fact, Sam is a he. How long before the housemates work that one out?
xxx

RealityGap
30-05-2006, 10:40
what a shock that BB have put in a transvestite - expecially as as few of the male housemates have clearly stated that they wouldnt look at another man (the whole kissing thing in the pool) now they have put in a Transvestite who certainly on first looks like a pretty female - and oh about the right age for Glyn - who was one of the people who wouldnt kiss Richard...............

Siobhan
30-05-2006, 11:04
is this going to be a "something about Mirimam" where they don't tell them Sam in a man to see who gets with him/her?

.:SpIcYsPy:.
30-05-2006, 11:08
Sam has confirmed to the group that he is, in fact, a male.

The natural assumption from most of the housemates had been that Sam was a woman, one that he initially failed to correct.

Having pulled aside Richard in the bathroom, Sam decided to come clean. "Well technically.." he began - but Richard already knew what was coming. "I know honey.. gotcha," he said with a smile.

"I'm just so scared," Sam explained. "I didn't know whether to tell people or not."

Richard assured Sam that he had nothing to worry about, noting: "The guys in this house are really really cool and... they're not going to have a problem with it at all."

Minutes later Sam made an announcement to the group as they gathered in the bedroom. "I'm actually a guy," he said. "I was totally paranoid and I didn't know whether to tell people or not."

Most housemates appeared to be unfazed by the news, all assuring Sam that he had nothing to worry about.

Later Pete admitted that had already clocked Sam as a man before he had cleared up the confusion. "As did I," added Richard. "I've been around enough to know."

Analysing the group reaction, he continued: "George is so conservative, he doesn't know how to handle it... a woman with a penis in the house."

LostVoodoo
30-05-2006, 11:09
i love how BB keeps saying 'how long til the housemates work it out' when Richard noticed about 5 seconds after meeting Sam! :lol:

hazey
30-05-2006, 22:32
i love how BB keeps saying 'how long til the housemates work it out' when Richard noticed about 5 seconds after meeting Sam! :lol: I dont think sam stands out that much really,I think it would have taken them all a while to figure it out. But Richard being gay,would catch on very quick,as its just a second sight thing.you know instantly. If some one is gay or transexual.If you live the gay life.