chance
28-05-2006, 13:50
Pete got an ear-bashing from Lisa tonight after climbing into bed with Lea - and realised his usual bed buddy is not a woman easily discouraged.
The upholsterer has caught the House love bug and is making no bones of the fact she wants Pete. "You don't know what to do about it, do ya?" asked Sezer, as the rocker emerged from a Diary Room chat looking pained.
Story continues below
But Pete did have a plan - involving another woman.
Lisa entered the bedroom to find him in bed beside Lea, and promptly made it clear, she doesn't share. Whipping off the duvet, she dragged Pete back to her bed. "You better get back in there," she warned, as Richard squealed with laughter.
"How could ya? I can't believe you sneaked into another woman's bed," she berated.
Having spotted him the night before with his head on Lea's ample bosom, she asked, "Do you think my boobs are too small?"
"Yes, that's the reason. Get bigger boobs and I'll be with you," replied Pete, deadpan.
"How could ya?" she asked over again about his daring bed-hop. "Shall I show you?" he answered cheekily.
Lisa eventually decided her approach might actually scare off the object of her affections, and ventured an apology: "Sorry, Pete, for being so..."
"Bunny boiler-ish," he finished. "Yeah. Possessive," she agreed, "and for branding you."
Blimey! Watch this space to see if Pete can disentangle himself - and if Lea survives!
The upholsterer has caught the House love bug and is making no bones of the fact she wants Pete. "You don't know what to do about it, do ya?" asked Sezer, as the rocker emerged from a Diary Room chat looking pained.
Story continues below
But Pete did have a plan - involving another woman.
Lisa entered the bedroom to find him in bed beside Lea, and promptly made it clear, she doesn't share. Whipping off the duvet, she dragged Pete back to her bed. "You better get back in there," she warned, as Richard squealed with laughter.
"How could ya? I can't believe you sneaked into another woman's bed," she berated.
Having spotted him the night before with his head on Lea's ample bosom, she asked, "Do you think my boobs are too small?"
"Yes, that's the reason. Get bigger boobs and I'll be with you," replied Pete, deadpan.
"How could ya?" she asked over again about his daring bed-hop. "Shall I show you?" he answered cheekily.
Lisa eventually decided her approach might actually scare off the object of her affections, and ventured an apology: "Sorry, Pete, for being so..."
"Bunny boiler-ish," he finished. "Yeah. Possessive," she agreed, "and for branding you."
Blimey! Watch this space to see if Pete can disentangle himself - and if Lea survives!