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twinkle_eyes83
24-05-2006, 08:26
Earlier tonight Richard was holding court in the kitchen, telling Lisa, Glyn and Pete about what he gets up to when he goes clubbing in London. It must have been riveting stuff, as he soon only had Lisa and Pete to talk to. Fortunately for Richard, there are so many mirrors around; he had time to check his look whenever there was a lull in the conversation.

Glyn went off in search of some new friends and moved over to the living room where Sezer and Mikey were swapping stories about their love lives. Not to be outdone, Glyn came out with a story about a night which entailed much alcohol and, wait for it, some hills. Obviously impressed, Mikey and Sezer sat there, saying nothing, eventually Sezer added "the thing with alcohol is the girls stay the same but the standards don't."

The conversation soon turned more graphic, and though we're sure you'd like to hear all the messy details, you'll have to wait until the uncut video edition comes out, if it ever does. Hot stuff...