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chance
23-05-2006, 09:30
Shahbaz has claimed that the insanity of the Big Brother house has driven him to heterosexuality.

His comments came during his now customary end of day debriefing with an unimpressed Dawn.

Earlier he had sparred with several members of the group, including Richard, who branded him "dull", "boring" and "absolutely comical".

When pressed why he had taken the food yesterday, Shahbaz claimed that it was because he had not been acknowledged for compiling the shopping list.

"I'm really ****ing pissed off at everyone in this house," he told Dawn. "I did the shopping and it nearly killed me... it was very hard for me, because I'm mathematically challenged, to do the shopping."

Later he suggested that he remain in the Big Brother house forever, and that the producers "just move the set around me".

Shahbaz went on to claim that life in the house was having a more profound effect on him than he had imagined it would. "It's turning me into a sadistic, straight, heterosexual *******. I'm surrounded by beautiful women and I don't like any of the men... I've turned straight."