Eastenders Caption Competiton 2

[Bryan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/bondboffin/pat.jpg

Same as before, 1000 prize money to the winner when the money system returns.

[Siobhan]

Patrick: What is that red glow???
Pat: (whips open her coat) These baby and boy are they please to see you

[x Amby x]

Patrick: I can't see anything, im blinded
Pat: Well come a little closer baby and get a load of these! lol

[Richie_lecturer]

Patrick: Heh heh heh man, what's all this blood in my office come from?
Pat: I just battered your wife to death with my earrings, as part of another 'sensational' storyline.
Patrick: Heh heh well done man, that will send the ratings soaring. By the way who's top is that on the desk.......

[Richie_lecturer]

Patrick: What's going on in here man.
Pat: Welcome Patrick, it's good to be back in the red light district...

[Kim]

Random extra: There's no need to panic. Mr Trueman, the fire exit is over there!

[Kim]

Patrick: Red light?
Pat: What's wrong with that?
Patrick: I thought light was white.
Pat: You should have paid more attention in Physics, sonny......

[Johnny Allen]

Patrick: let me get a good look at you.

Pat: No revolving tie Patrick? your no Frank are you? but what the hell this fur coat is coming of I have had to suffer the bloody thing for too long now.

[feelingyellow]

Patrick was shocked to see Pat's new sheepish hairdue.

[Kargo]

Pat: One of my bulbs keeps flickering?, can you help
Patrick: I can have that back glowing in its glory in no time
Pat: Okay well let me open up
Patrick: **looks like im gonna have to work extra hours tonight**

[Richie_lecturer]

It's my 20th annivesary in Walford Patrick. Fancy a dance to celebrate?

[Chloe O'brien]

You wouldn't get many of these to the pound of Martin's stall would you Patrick :D

[diamond1]

PATRICK:hmmm I wonder why is one of martins tomatoes is wearing pats overcoat?

[Kim]

Pat thought she'd do a Kat Slater impression, including a overcoat for extras.