Debs
22-05-2006, 15:38
If they had a House popularity contest right now, Shahbaz would probably win fewer points than Dawn's sweaty towel. But he has managed to muster a couple of mates from the rubble of his food-hiding folly.
The glum Glaswegian was desperately looking for a friendly face after his ear bashing, and he called Pete into the bathroom for a chat.
Are you annoyed with me?" Shahbaz asked.
"Not really, I don't give a *******." replied Pete nonchalantly. Shahbaz was visibly relieved and attempted to explain his actions.
"It was a real challenge to do that shopping and did one person give me praise for it?" he demanded, adding: "You're the only one I care about."
"They think you're a leech," Pete told him frankly. "I think you just need some love, man."
Shahbaz went in search of Dawn for some much-needed affection. But all he got was a damning appraisal of his comedic talents.
"Verbally I could destroy you, your puns are just *******," she told him bluntly. "You're a parody of John Inman and Mrs Doubtfire. You're a rubbish comedian because you've got no sense of humour."
Shahbaz looked hurt, but also relieved that someone was talking to him. Dawn continued by giving him a pep talk about acting his age.
"We're the oldest people in here and no one's going to look after you, you have to look after yourself," she advised.
The other Housemates weren't so forgiving, as they continued to cuss him and his food-hiding long into the afternoon...
The glum Glaswegian was desperately looking for a friendly face after his ear bashing, and he called Pete into the bathroom for a chat.
Are you annoyed with me?" Shahbaz asked.
"Not really, I don't give a *******." replied Pete nonchalantly. Shahbaz was visibly relieved and attempted to explain his actions.
"It was a real challenge to do that shopping and did one person give me praise for it?" he demanded, adding: "You're the only one I care about."
"They think you're a leech," Pete told him frankly. "I think you just need some love, man."
Shahbaz went in search of Dawn for some much-needed affection. But all he got was a damning appraisal of his comedic talents.
"Verbally I could destroy you, your puns are just *******," she told him bluntly. "You're a parody of John Inman and Mrs Doubtfire. You're a rubbish comedian because you've got no sense of humour."
Shahbaz looked hurt, but also relieved that someone was talking to him. Dawn continued by giving him a pep talk about acting his age.
"We're the oldest people in here and no one's going to look after you, you have to look after yourself," she advised.
The other Housemates weren't so forgiving, as they continued to cuss him and his food-hiding long into the afternoon...