Debs
22-05-2006, 15:36
The Housemates awoke to find their food missing this morning... but they mistakenly think Big Brother - rather than Shahbaz - is to blame.
The crafty Glaswegian's running feud with his companions reached new levels when he hid their food supplies in a bin in the garden while they slept. The group arose (without an alarm) blissfully unaware of the theft, until Grace noticed something amiss in the pantry
Where's all our cereal gone? They've moved things," she barked, immediately assuming Big Brother was behind the absent grub.
"Oh, that's punishment that is," said Lisa, although she didn't say for what, while Lea labelled the unseen thieves "cheeky b******".
Only Richard showed any hint of detective nous, suggesting: "Shahbaz was tidying up last night, maybe he put it somewhere." But remarkably the others shouted him down.
Meanwhile, the food lay undetected in the garden, and Shahbaz paced silently around the House. It was unclear if he was pleased his crimes had gone uncovered, or more annoyed than ever about it.
The crafty Glaswegian's running feud with his companions reached new levels when he hid their food supplies in a bin in the garden while they slept. The group arose (without an alarm) blissfully unaware of the theft, until Grace noticed something amiss in the pantry
Where's all our cereal gone? They've moved things," she barked, immediately assuming Big Brother was behind the absent grub.
"Oh, that's punishment that is," said Lisa, although she didn't say for what, while Lea labelled the unseen thieves "cheeky b******".
Only Richard showed any hint of detective nous, suggesting: "Shahbaz was tidying up last night, maybe he put it somewhere." But remarkably the others shouted him down.
Meanwhile, the food lay undetected in the garden, and Shahbaz paced silently around the House. It was unclear if he was pleased his crimes had gone uncovered, or more annoyed than ever about it.