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chance
21-05-2006, 23:43
Shahbaz left his housemates stunned and appalled this evening after flashing his penis at them.

On the receiving end of his unexpected exposure were Mikey, Grace, Imogen, Lea, Bonnie and Richard, all lying together in two adjoining beds.

Attempting to get their attention, an excitable Shahbaz mounted Mikey's bed, jumped up and down a few times then whipped down his pants.

The housemates recoiled in horror, shielding their faces with their hands, before commenting on the frightening apparition.

"That's disgusting," Richard exclaimed. "That's the smallest penis I've ever seen! I think a ****ing newborn baby is bigger."

Moments later, Shahbaz treated them to a repeat performance to prove that he was uncircumcised.

Still unimpressed, Richard told the others: "I think we're going to change his name to Shewinky."

Shahbaz refuted the "small" claims, however, insisting: "It's a grower!"

RealityGap
22-05-2006, 11:47
what more can you say but OH dear what an idiot?

dddMac1
22-05-2006, 13:27
i liked Shabaz at firt but now he is a complete prick

.:SpIcYsPy:.
22-05-2006, 13:31
Shame!! That's what comes to you when you try to act big and seek attention!!! :rotfl: Haaaa

Chris_2k11
22-05-2006, 13:33
"That's disgusting," Richard exclaimed. "That's the smallest penis I've ever seen! I think a ****ing newborn baby is bigger."

Moments later, Shahbaz treated them to a repeat performance to prove that he was uncircumcised.

Still unimpressed, Richard told the others: "I think we're going to change his name to Shewinky."

Shahbaz refuted the "small" claims, however, insisting: "It's a grower!"hahahaha!! :rotfl: :sick:

lollymay
22-05-2006, 15:52
Hopefully they WONT show that on tv, yuck.

lollymay
22-05-2006, 15:52
duplicate post


does he ever stop and think before doing anything?

Debs
22-05-2006, 15:56
Hopefully they WONT show that on tv, yuck.


if its as small as they say it is we wont be able to see it anyway :rotfl: :rotfl:

shannisrules
22-05-2006, 16:33
oh for gods sake hes such an attention seeker! stealing the food now showing his...... off