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20-05-2006, 18:47
What do your clothes say about you? Or rather, what would your clothes say about you if they were designed by a Housemate? Scary thought, we know.
But for today's task that's what we found out, when Housemates were asked to customise a t-shirt for each other. Pairing up, the group had to present their creations, with heart-wrenching bouts of cheese.
Bonnie and Lea were up first.
"I've done a nice figure, 'cos Lea's got a nice set of breasts," explained Bonnie. "It says '100% pure sex kitten' here."
A choked Lea was next with: "This is for Bonnie. It's smiling 'cos she's happy and smiley. There's a little chick on here, cos she always says 'chick'."
Dawn and Lisa came next, but went for a more straightforward approach. Explaining the words on her shirt for Lisa, Dawn said: "It says 'I luv da booze' because that's what she says. There's her mum, cos I know she loves her mum, and here's some bacon for her butty."
"This is Dawny," said Lisa. "There's some weights on here 'cos she's into fitness. And here," she said, pointing to some stick figures, "are all the positions I've seen her in."
Unlikely coupling George and Shabhaz were next. George's cryptic shirt had a hidden patch, to show that his partner had "revealed his true side today". Shahbaz's arty, 80s t-shirt was blue for George's 'cool, deep' emotions.
Lads Glyn and Sezer were next to describe. Glyn's t-shirt for Sezer naturally featured a large naked woman. And a chuffed Sezer responded with a beachy scene for his partner.
Grace and Pete were next to explain.
"There's squiggles 'cos you're mad and your clothes are wicked," explained Grace.
Describing his glittery, swirly t-shirt for Grace, Pete said: "This is from my perception of her, an explosion of dance and she has this massive wow thing."
Next Imogen and Mikey.
"There's booze, cos he likes a drink, and some boobs 'cos he loves women," explained Imogen of her partner.
"Here's a Welsh dragon, and this is a wolf and a whistle 'cos I bet she get's loads," said Mikey.
Last, but by no means least, on the sweet stakes at least, were Nikki and Richard.
"Here's lots of bright colours, cos he's lairy and fun and colourful," smiled Nikki.
"My Nikki shirt is pink because it's the colour of the fairy princess," said Richard.
Awwww. We can feel the love from here. Wonder how long that will last?
But for today's task that's what we found out, when Housemates were asked to customise a t-shirt for each other. Pairing up, the group had to present their creations, with heart-wrenching bouts of cheese.
Bonnie and Lea were up first.
"I've done a nice figure, 'cos Lea's got a nice set of breasts," explained Bonnie. "It says '100% pure sex kitten' here."
A choked Lea was next with: "This is for Bonnie. It's smiling 'cos she's happy and smiley. There's a little chick on here, cos she always says 'chick'."
Dawn and Lisa came next, but went for a more straightforward approach. Explaining the words on her shirt for Lisa, Dawn said: "It says 'I luv da booze' because that's what she says. There's her mum, cos I know she loves her mum, and here's some bacon for her butty."
"This is Dawny," said Lisa. "There's some weights on here 'cos she's into fitness. And here," she said, pointing to some stick figures, "are all the positions I've seen her in."
Unlikely coupling George and Shabhaz were next. George's cryptic shirt had a hidden patch, to show that his partner had "revealed his true side today". Shahbaz's arty, 80s t-shirt was blue for George's 'cool, deep' emotions.
Lads Glyn and Sezer were next to describe. Glyn's t-shirt for Sezer naturally featured a large naked woman. And a chuffed Sezer responded with a beachy scene for his partner.
Grace and Pete were next to explain.
"There's squiggles 'cos you're mad and your clothes are wicked," explained Grace.
Describing his glittery, swirly t-shirt for Grace, Pete said: "This is from my perception of her, an explosion of dance and she has this massive wow thing."
Next Imogen and Mikey.
"There's booze, cos he likes a drink, and some boobs 'cos he loves women," explained Imogen of her partner.
"Here's a Welsh dragon, and this is a wolf and a whistle 'cos I bet she get's loads," said Mikey.
Last, but by no means least, on the sweet stakes at least, were Nikki and Richard.
"Here's lots of bright colours, cos he's lairy and fun and colourful," smiled Nikki.
"My Nikki shirt is pink because it's the colour of the fairy princess," said Richard.
Awwww. We can feel the love from here. Wonder how long that will last?