chance
20-05-2006, 12:29
Last night, the Brotherhood compiled the week's shopping list, consisting of fish fingers, chips and chocolate.
Working like any team should, Pete took a portion of the blackboard to note essential items, with Lisa and Shahbaz helpfully addding those little luxuries like chips, fish fingers, more chips, chocolate - etc.
Shahbaz excelled himself by rubbing out Pete's list of important items, under the illusion he was compiling an alcohol list.
'I'm not doing the booze, you silly sod!' Pete cried, as the team realised they were fast running out of time. 'I'm doing the essentials!'
While Pete frantically rewrote his list, Shahbaz gave up on being even slightly helpful and opted for an apology-a-minute strategy, as clearly this was more important to him than the week's food.
Working like any team should, Pete took a portion of the blackboard to note essential items, with Lisa and Shahbaz helpfully addding those little luxuries like chips, fish fingers, more chips, chocolate - etc.
Shahbaz excelled himself by rubbing out Pete's list of important items, under the illusion he was compiling an alcohol list.
'I'm not doing the booze, you silly sod!' Pete cried, as the team realised they were fast running out of time. 'I'm doing the essentials!'
While Pete frantically rewrote his list, Shahbaz gave up on being even slightly helpful and opted for an apology-a-minute strategy, as clearly this was more important to him than the week's food.