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shannisrules
19-05-2006, 18:38
Leaders of the Big Brotherhood, Lisa and Shahbaz, were called into the Diary Room to decide who would be the next Housemate to be inducted into the Brotherhood, and more importantly, get their suitcase back.

Unbeknown to the conspiratorial twosome, their deliberations were broadcast to the rest of the Housemates. Watch what you say, you two.

Big Brother: "You have the power to select a Housemate to have their case returned and also have immunity from eviction."

"Who do we chose?" asked Lisa. "I think everyone's mint," she said. But then continued: "I like everyone, except Sezer and Bonnie."

And she'd been doing so well.

"I want my bed partner, Dawn," said Shahbaz. "But who really needs it?"

"What about someone we really like?" said Lisa, making room in her mouth for another foot. "Richard?"

The Housemates shifted as they watched the pair.

"What about Pete?" said Shahbaz.

"Yeah he's entertaining, he's mint," added Lisa.

There was a group sigh of relief.

"He's my baby," said Shahbaz. "I love him on a maternal and paternal level."

Confirming their choice, Big Brother then insisted that all Housemates were free to discuss the task.

As the reality dawned on the Brotherhood leaders, Lisa's face tightened. However, her face was not quite as tight as those of Sezer and Bonnie, who were fuming in silence outside.

Abbie
19-05-2006, 21:38
aww wow good old big brother up his old tricks