Emmak2005
18-05-2006, 22:15
Here are seres 7 contestants:
BONNIE
Bonnie, who has stolen the voice of Science. "I'll bring my sexy a** down here," she declares, before inviting everyone to participate in a "*ank-off competition". Predictably, she is booed on her way in, which seems to amuse Davina. Heartless.
PETE
Next in is the E4 censor's dream, Pete, who has Tourette's. "People with Tourette's can learn from me," he stutters, which draws laughs from the crowd. "ankers." Enthusiastically exiting his car, he poses for the paps and shakes the hands of virtually everyone in the crowd before finally entering the house.
GEORGE
Next is George, a self-confessed posh lad who survives on an allowance from his parents. A slightly cautious reception from the crowd, who are unsure whether to boo or cheer.
SHABHAZ
Shabhaz introduces himself as a "p*ki poof", which seems to please the crowd. "Maybe I'll find my ideal man," he declares in a Scottish accent.
LEA
Next is Lea, a 35-year old model who has been nipped, tucked and had her breasts blown up gigantic proportions. To her surprise, she is booed - the crowd hate plastic. "Miserable so*s," she replies as she goes down the stairs. "Nasty, horrible people - I've done nowt wrong."
IMOGEN
Imogen, a former Miss Wales, follows. "Her family don't know she owns a vibrtr," Davina helpfully informs us. Imogen's reception is the best yet.
MIKEY
Mikey is significantly more popular inside the house than outside it, especially with Shebaz, who treats him to a peck on the cheek. "*ankers, *ankers," Pete says in the background.
DAWN
"The realities of life are that it is s*it," says plain-speaking Dawn, our next entrant. Failing to acknowledge the comedy of Dawn's rant, boos dominate the early part of her swift walk towards the house.
GLYN
Lifeguard Glyn is next, who prefers to express himself without clothes. The crowd find the fact that he is Welsh funnier, however.
RICHARD
Canadian-born Richard, a lover of "big dumb men", is next. "I'd seduce a corpse," he boasts randomly before explaining how graceless he is.
Talking of graces
GRACE
Fashion-obsessed Grace is next on the roll call. She would love to abolish taxation, Davina informs us, and is a terrible snorer. Wolf whistles are heard as she dives towards the house.
LISA
Gobby Lisa - Chinese with a Mancunian accent - follows. "Don't cross me or you'll feel my wrath," she warns before demonstrating that she is hard of hearing, an ailment that has been self-inflicted. The crowd like her.
SEZER (Pronounced Caesar I think)
Our penultimate entrant is entrepreneur and Kenzie-lookalike Sezer (not spelt as above), who treats us to his CV. "Any woman I've ever mixed with would never call me a bad name because no-one they ever meet would take them to the places I would," he claims.
NICKY
The final housemate is Nikki, another chatterbox. "My main ambition is to marry a Premiership footballer," is her mission statement. "I am not designed to be a pauper." She adds that she is "man mad" and admits that she hasn't "had a good sha* in about six months".
So that's the lowdown on this years wacky bunch of bb contestants/housemates, etc. Now here's to 13 weeks of fun and frolics. The mystery celeb hasn't been revealed then.
BONNIE
Bonnie, who has stolen the voice of Science. "I'll bring my sexy a** down here," she declares, before inviting everyone to participate in a "*ank-off competition". Predictably, she is booed on her way in, which seems to amuse Davina. Heartless.
PETE
Next in is the E4 censor's dream, Pete, who has Tourette's. "People with Tourette's can learn from me," he stutters, which draws laughs from the crowd. "ankers." Enthusiastically exiting his car, he poses for the paps and shakes the hands of virtually everyone in the crowd before finally entering the house.
GEORGE
Next is George, a self-confessed posh lad who survives on an allowance from his parents. A slightly cautious reception from the crowd, who are unsure whether to boo or cheer.
SHABHAZ
Shabhaz introduces himself as a "p*ki poof", which seems to please the crowd. "Maybe I'll find my ideal man," he declares in a Scottish accent.
LEA
Next is Lea, a 35-year old model who has been nipped, tucked and had her breasts blown up gigantic proportions. To her surprise, she is booed - the crowd hate plastic. "Miserable so*s," she replies as she goes down the stairs. "Nasty, horrible people - I've done nowt wrong."
IMOGEN
Imogen, a former Miss Wales, follows. "Her family don't know she owns a vibrtr," Davina helpfully informs us. Imogen's reception is the best yet.
MIKEY
Mikey is significantly more popular inside the house than outside it, especially with Shebaz, who treats him to a peck on the cheek. "*ankers, *ankers," Pete says in the background.
DAWN
"The realities of life are that it is s*it," says plain-speaking Dawn, our next entrant. Failing to acknowledge the comedy of Dawn's rant, boos dominate the early part of her swift walk towards the house.
GLYN
Lifeguard Glyn is next, who prefers to express himself without clothes. The crowd find the fact that he is Welsh funnier, however.
RICHARD
Canadian-born Richard, a lover of "big dumb men", is next. "I'd seduce a corpse," he boasts randomly before explaining how graceless he is.
Talking of graces
GRACE
Fashion-obsessed Grace is next on the roll call. She would love to abolish taxation, Davina informs us, and is a terrible snorer. Wolf whistles are heard as she dives towards the house.
LISA
Gobby Lisa - Chinese with a Mancunian accent - follows. "Don't cross me or you'll feel my wrath," she warns before demonstrating that she is hard of hearing, an ailment that has been self-inflicted. The crowd like her.
SEZER (Pronounced Caesar I think)
Our penultimate entrant is entrepreneur and Kenzie-lookalike Sezer (not spelt as above), who treats us to his CV. "Any woman I've ever mixed with would never call me a bad name because no-one they ever meet would take them to the places I would," he claims.
NICKY
The final housemate is Nikki, another chatterbox. "My main ambition is to marry a Premiership footballer," is her mission statement. "I am not designed to be a pauper." She adds that she is "man mad" and admits that she hasn't "had a good sha* in about six months".
So that's the lowdown on this years wacky bunch of bb contestants/housemates, etc. Now here's to 13 weeks of fun and frolics. The mystery celeb hasn't been revealed then.