JustJodi
08-05-2006, 05:45
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The Not-So-Lovely Bones: Truth be told, no matter what Victoria Beckham wears, she's almost always going to end up on our worst-dressed list. Is it a knee-jerk reaction to our long-standing grudge against the Spice Girls (http://movies.msn.com/artist/?artist=16241761), who were responsible for trapping "Tell me what you want what you really really want" in our heads for days on end? Nah. It's because every time we look at the erstwhile Posh Spice, we immediately think of E.T. (http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=433), who also balanced an outsized noggin atop a long skinny neck and cadaverous, oddly colored bod. And when we think E.T., we think "ouch." As in "ouch," our stomach is sympathetically a-rumbling. And "ouch," we've seen baby birds with more heft to 'em. As for Victoria's strapless red dress, with its ribcage-accentuating sweetheart neckline and full skirt seemingly made out of fruit roll-ups, it's pretty enough, in an "it's two days before prom and this Gunne Sax gown fits and is on sale" kind of way. Her diamond and ruby necklace also works, despite the danger posed to it by her Ginsu-sharp clavicles, but she would have scored major points if she'd draped herself in that ultimate red-carpet accessory, easy-on-the-eyes hubby David Beckham.
Looks like the only thing holding up the front of her dress are the breast implants :rotfl:
Hope this is not the same thing some one else posted earlier a few weeks ago. if sorry Mods please remove this or lock it up OK ??
The Not-So-Lovely Bones: Truth be told, no matter what Victoria Beckham wears, she's almost always going to end up on our worst-dressed list. Is it a knee-jerk reaction to our long-standing grudge against the Spice Girls (http://movies.msn.com/artist/?artist=16241761), who were responsible for trapping "Tell me what you want what you really really want" in our heads for days on end? Nah. It's because every time we look at the erstwhile Posh Spice, we immediately think of E.T. (http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=433), who also balanced an outsized noggin atop a long skinny neck and cadaverous, oddly colored bod. And when we think E.T., we think "ouch." As in "ouch," our stomach is sympathetically a-rumbling. And "ouch," we've seen baby birds with more heft to 'em. As for Victoria's strapless red dress, with its ribcage-accentuating sweetheart neckline and full skirt seemingly made out of fruit roll-ups, it's pretty enough, in an "it's two days before prom and this Gunne Sax gown fits and is on sale" kind of way. Her diamond and ruby necklace also works, despite the danger posed to it by her Ginsu-sharp clavicles, but she would have scored major points if she'd draped herself in that ultimate red-carpet accessory, easy-on-the-eyes hubby David Beckham.
Looks like the only thing holding up the front of her dress are the breast implants :rotfl:
Hope this is not the same thing some one else posted earlier a few weeks ago. if sorry Mods please remove this or lock it up OK ??