di marco
24-04-2006, 21:08
we got given an article in politics about the unusual political parties and some of them are really funny so i thought id share them with you!
its hard to believe but these were actual policies on the parties' manifestoes for the last general election!
The Church of the Millitant Elvis Party
- plans to place giant photos of celebrities such as johnny vegas, graham norton and chris evans in heathrow and gatwick "to discourage undesirable foreigners from entering britain"
- he would like to go to the antarctic, stand in front of the icebergs and shout at them to "stop melting"
The Personality And Rational Thinking? Yes! Party (The Party Party)
- wants to show "how brilliant britain can be" with a bit more emphasis on fun
- wants to relax laws which stop people enjoying themselves cos "you should be able to make noise on a saturday night"
- 1000% council tax on second homes
- shorter working hours "one week on, one week off"
The Dungeons Death and Taxes Party
(their registered address is the london dungeons!)
- reintroduce hanging "but only for minor offences such as writing graffiti and dropping litter"
- murderers and those guilty of improper use of mobile text abbreviations will be disembowelled
- new school leaving age would be 9 with "thickie" kids forced to take up manual labour
- tax rates at 90%
- pledges to occupy and annexe france
ill post some of the others tomorrow :)
its hard to believe but these were actual policies on the parties' manifestoes for the last general election!
The Church of the Millitant Elvis Party
- plans to place giant photos of celebrities such as johnny vegas, graham norton and chris evans in heathrow and gatwick "to discourage undesirable foreigners from entering britain"
- he would like to go to the antarctic, stand in front of the icebergs and shout at them to "stop melting"
The Personality And Rational Thinking? Yes! Party (The Party Party)
- wants to show "how brilliant britain can be" with a bit more emphasis on fun
- wants to relax laws which stop people enjoying themselves cos "you should be able to make noise on a saturday night"
- 1000% council tax on second homes
- shorter working hours "one week on, one week off"
The Dungeons Death and Taxes Party
(their registered address is the london dungeons!)
- reintroduce hanging "but only for minor offences such as writing graffiti and dropping litter"
- murderers and those guilty of improper use of mobile text abbreviations will be disembowelled
- new school leaving age would be 9 with "thickie" kids forced to take up manual labour
- tax rates at 90%
- pledges to occupy and annexe france
ill post some of the others tomorrow :)