When The Peas Took Over The Sponsor

[Jada-GDR]

I know you probably think this is taking it a bit too far, but i really couldn't resist!

If you haven't read the latest in Soapboards Street i reccomed you do, otherwise you won't have a clue what's going on!

*There is James Bond Music, as two peas creep past the soapboards street set :ninja: *

Pea1 :ninja: : Do you think there's anyone else?

Pea2 :ninja: : I dunno, maybe... That glasses freak could have... y'know... others

Pea1: I hope not, otherwise were doomed

Pea2: *Hits over the head with ultra-sonic pea blaster for peas 2006 v.2.7* Don't be stupid, we wont be doomed unless he's got some sort of army out there...

Pea1: ...

Pea2: Which I doubt.

Pea1: That's okay then! So... er... why the hell are we here?

Pea2: *Hits over the head with ultra-sonic pea blaster for peas 2006 v.2.7 again* TO MAKE SURE! Duh

Pea1: Oh, okay then.

*They both pause. Someone is coming out of the soapboards street set*

Pea2: *Twitches ultra-sonic pea blaster for peas 2006 v.2.7 in the direction of the stranger* Who is that?

:cartman: : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

*Pea2 :ninja: shoots Cartman with ultra-sonic pea blaster for peas 2006 v.2.7. Nooooo!! No more Cartman! Forget Big Fat Bouncing Spicy and her weight loss diaries, or Bry and his glue, soapboards street will be a dull place without Cartman :crying: *

Pea1: Ahh, that's too bad. He was my favourite -

Pea2: WHAT DOES THAT MATTER? We gotta get outta here...

:cartman: : *Is dead*

[Chloe-Elise]

Fab start Grace :p Love it,more soon :D

[Jada-GDR]

OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED CARTMAN!!!

Dun duh Nuh nuh NAAAAAAHHHH

*There is a jail cell in the Pea Base*

:cool: :cool: :cool: : HELP US!

:cool: 1: Hey, let's sing a song of FREEDOM!

:cool: :cool: :cool: : Yeah!!! Let's!


(To the tune of lochlomand)
Oh mighty Norman Bates will let us go
Some day in the valleys afar here
And peace will be a plentey when we can all be free
And the mighty peas will all be historeeeeeeeee

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

:rotfl: This is really good!! Moreeeee :cheer:

[big bro fan]

Go Grace you are such a fantastic writer and a true comedian. :cheer:

[Jada-GDR]

thanks mate :D oh look! emmie hasnt noticed this yet :p

[big bro fan]

:rotfl: I mean how do you come up with this it's pure comical talent you have. More more more pleasssssssssssssssssssssse.

[Tori]

its so great! i love this aswell :)

[feelingyellow]

thanks mate :D oh look! emmie hasnt noticed this yet :p

:eek: Well she has now!

I didn't think you were actually being serious :rotfl: :p

Fab hun, but don't you DARE make the peas history :crying: :p

[Jada-GDR]

Fab hun, but don't you DARE make the peas history :crying: :pnow why would i want to do that? you know how much i love the peas...












...and you will probably track me down and punch me on the nose if i do :lol:

[feelingyellow]

now why would i want to do that? you know how much i love the peas...












...and you will probably track me down and punch me on the nose if i do :lol:

:eek: I would not seriously ! :angel: :lol: :p

You better LOVE the peas :p

[Siobhan]

now why would i want to do that? you know how much i love the peas...












...and you will probably track me down and punch me on the nose if i do :lol:

Squash the peas and we can have the mushy pea saga :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Tori]

that'll be part 2 siobhan! coming to a board near you soon!

[feelingyellow]

:( Don't squish the peas... keep them alive! They don't deserve to die! :(

[Jada-GDR]

Squash the peas and we can have the mushy pea saga :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:i like your style! might take it into consideration... :lol:

[Jada-GDR]

*Du dudu du du DU NU NU NUUUUH*

Chavvy Pea: Ken wha? Ma muvvah pure shmashed ma pa yesterday, he pure went n got himsel a pure minted job for the pure king pea yeh ken? And muvvah ain't happy bout it neiver!

Burburry Pea: Aye, ma pa got that too but. They smashed that Cartman, aye, n ma muvvah went bonkas. She says that Cartman's bomas'll be after 'im now, eh. 'N' then they'll come afta baby Kenny and the twins but.

Chavvy Pea: I ken, that's what ma muvver said. She goes "Yer pure fathers gone 'n' dug 'is own grave by the looks o' things."

Burburry Pea: I don't see nufin wrong with it but. He's helpin' the King, eh.

Chavvy Pea: I ken that 'n' all. But ma muvver's still gonna pure smash 'im again if he goes anywhere near Cartman's bomas.

Coming up next time... (sorry, just HAD to make use of these new SPOILER TAGS!!!)

Cartman is burried, Burburry Pea's muvver and father split, Chavvy Pea finds a glasses dude sneaking out of the prison and calls the pea poilce!!!

[Tori]

omg, i love that about the chavs... and its really how they speak!

[feelingyellow]

Lmfao! Fab huns! :D :cheer:

Though one question... what did that actually say? :rotfl: :p