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twinkle_eyes83
13-04-2006, 12:00
1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.



:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Layne
13-04-2006, 12:08
:rotfl: :rotfl:
That is fab!! And i think so true!!! xx

di marco
13-04-2006, 12:11
lol haha thats great! :D

big bro fan
13-04-2006, 13:17
I think it's funny but not that funny seeing as i am a man myself/

Tori
13-04-2006, 13:39
i think its funny... and it would be true. men have no resistance to painful stuff :)

Siobhan
13-04-2006, 13:57
i think its funny... and it would be true. men have no resistance to painful stuff :)

I don't know how much is true but I heard that medically the pain a woman goes through during Labour would kill a man as they have a lower pain threshold

Jada-GDR
13-04-2006, 17:29
its true you know, its all true :lol: :D

di marco
14-04-2006, 16:30
I don't know how much is true but I heard that medically the pain a woman goes through during Labour would kill a man as they have a lower pain threshold

really?! :eek: now whos the stronger sex lol!

Siobhan
14-04-2006, 16:40
really?! :eek: now whos the stronger sex lol!

Men don't feel pain as quick as a woman but once they do they stop.. women will keep going and endure the pain longer

this is a quote from research into it:

I just did a Google search (http://www.google.com/search?q=threshold+of+pain+men+women&num=100&hl=en&lr=lang_en&safe=off&output=search) for "threshold of pain men women." One result was "Women More Sensitive to Pain than Men" (http://www.hon.ch/News/HSN/518151.html); another was Women are the Hardier Sex... (http://www.hon.ch/News/HSN/512473.html). Funnily enough, both results were from the same news site. Those findings confirm what I've long suspected, though. When people say (and they often do) that women have a "higher pain threshold," they are often imprecise in their phrasing. It's important to make a distinction between tolerance and onset when talking about thresholds. What the former article seems to indicate is that women, in fact, have a lower threshold when it comes to the onset of pain.
The latter article points to what most people mean when they say women have a "higher pain threshold"--women have, in fact, a higher threshold when it comes to pain tolerance. The onset of pain may come more quickly or easily for women, but women are able to tolerate more pain than a man could.


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