Two pints of lager

[big bro fan]

GAZ AND DONNA'S FLAT MORNING

GAZ IS LIEING IN BED WHILE DONNA IS WALKING AROUND THE KITCHEN.

Gaz: (thinking) ohh Donna well time for my exercise (gets hands out warms them up and puts them back under the covers)

Donna: are you doing what i think your doing

Gaz: would'nt you like to know

Donna: oh right i learnt this great trick at collage

Gaz: does it involve whipped cream and a dog collar

Donna: urggh no why

Gaz: um nothing carry on

Donna: ok lie still

Gaz: i like this more i hear about it

(Donna some how manages to get Gaz's boxer shorts)

Gaz: wow again again

Donna: well um first you have to come over here

Gaz: wow hang on a sec (dives for a book very thick under the bed and grabs a pen and starts searching)

Donna: what are you doing

Gaz: my book of fantasies now kitchen

Donna: oh i see you fancy it in the kitchen (picks up a wooden spoon)

Gaz: thank you god

(Gaz is about to get out of the bed when Munch enters)

Munch: hiya

Gaz: what are you doing here its early morning and im in my birthday suit

Munch: wow lets have a look

Gaz: no what you doing here anyway why aint you at home

Munch: mum kicked me out said she is fed up of me bringing stray cats home

Gaz: where did you go last night

Munch: i was sat outside your door

Donna: awww that's so sweet look at him he's weird and helpless in a puppy like way

Gaz: i know who will have him

JOHNNY AND JANEST'S HOUSE MORNING

GAZ IS THERE WITH MUNCH WITH A DOG COLLAR AND A LEAD

Gaz: now he needs walking twice a day and he is house trained

Johnny: wow just like a puppy come here boy

Janet: he is not coming here

Johnny: why not

Janet: we dont know where he's been

Johnny: oh come on a puppy would bring us closer together

Janet: he's a person Johnny not a dog

Johnny: oh i did wonder why he did'nt have a tail i love chasings tails

Gaz: um right so will you have him or not

Janet: go on then it can be a trial period

[Skits]

very good. i love two pints but haven't seen much of the new series. are you going to post more?

[big bro fan]

yeah of course got my first fan allready

[Abi]

Donna: oh right i learnt this great trick at collage

Gaz: does it involve whipped cream and a dog collar

Donna: urggh no why

Gaz: um nothing carry on


:rotfl:

This is fab, i loev the humour you've put in there. Very alla 2 pints!!

More soon x :thumbsup:

[Chloe-Elise]

Yay a Two pints script! :D

Fab start, more asap please :D

[big bro fan]

JOHNNY AND JANET'S HOUSE AFTERNOON

LOUISE AND JANET ARE DRINKING COFFEE AT THE TABLE WHILE MUNCH IS ASLEEP IN THE KENNEL WITH HIS NAME OVER THE DOOR.

Louise: have you seen Donna recently

Janet: yeah i did yest....

Louise: oh yeah dont you just think im fantastic

Janet: well no actually i think your a attention seeking tart who needs to have a less squeeky voice grow up and stop geting her own way

Louise: im not an attention seeker

Janet: hang on it's time for me to feed Munch and let him outside

Louise: no i need attention if i put on a collar and roll in my own filth will you notice me

Janet: well yeah i might actually

Louise: oh that's gross

Janet: what is

Louise: rolling around in your own filth look at Munch he's a perfetic loner which no girl would go near

Janet: you can be really horrible

Louise: i just say what i think

Janet: what do you think of me

Louise: well your ok but you could do better than Johnny

Janet: thanks what about Donna

(Donna enters)

Donna: hiya ya allright

Janet: forget what your about to say about Donna

Donna: oh yeah what was that then

Louise: what i think of you but i can't think of anything Donna's perfect almost like me

Janet: that's what you think

Louise: what's that supposed to mean

Janet: well there was that time she snogged David new years eve

Louise: WHAT

Donna: you and your big gob Janet

Janet: oh im so sorry i didnt mean it

Donna: save it im....is that Munch chasing the birds in the garden

(Janet looks away)

Donna: on second thoughts i dont want to know

GAZ AND DONNA'S FLAT NIGHT

GAZ IS STANDING NAKED BY THE BED WHEN DONNA COMES IN

Donna: not know im not in the mood

Gaz: not for the Gazster

Donna: bad day

Gaz: women go crazy for Gaz junior

Donna: i fell out with Louise

Gaz: yeah so

Donna: yeah she posted this at my mums house

(Donna gets a piece of paer out and begins to read)

TOWN BIKE FOR SALE WELL RIDDEN NEEDS SERIOUS MAINTANENCE

Donna: and you dont want to hear the rest

Gaz: come on let squirt stick make it better

Donna: why is Munch at Janet and Jonny's

Gaz: well he is a member of there family know

Donna; Gaz he attempted to hump my leg

Gaz: oh yeah

Donna: i had to throw a stick for him to leave

Gaz: look lie on the bed and i'll make it better

Donna: go on then

Gaz: let me entertain you

Donna: hang on why did you send Munch away

[Skits]

TOWN BIKE FOR SALE WELL RIDDEN NEEDS SERIOUS MAINTANENCE


:rotfl: :rotfl: absolute class. post more soon.

[big bro fan]

thanks i think i have finally found what im good at im gonna do the first series of this and then do another series after that aswell as some other stuff will post another episode tonight.

[big bro fan]

GAZ AND DONNA'S FLAT NIGHT

DONNA IS ARGUING WITH GAZ

Donna: Munch is not a dog Gaz he's a human being

Gaz: i know it's just he annoys me and it feels like he's stealing my life

Donna: you need to talk to him make him understand

Gaz: look after twenty years i find out i have a half brother i didnt even know about then he just comes in and takes my life how would you feel

Donna: i cant answer that but i just need some time to think

Gaz: what's that mean

Donna: i'm moving out back to my mum's

Gaz: Donna wait

Donna: what Gaz

Gaz: marry me

Donna: you what

Gaz: you heard me be mrs Gaz and make little Gaz and Donna juniors

Donna: ...... one thing you make it up to Munch

Gaz: deal so Donna will you be my bride marry me and never leave me

Donna: oh Gaz of course i will

(Donna jumps up into Gaz's arms and they kiss. the door bangs open and Louise walks in followed by Janet)

Donna: what you doing here

Janet: it's nothing Louise is just not thinking right

Gaz: well it's time to celebrate

Janet: what

Gaz: me and Donna were engaged

Louise: you can't marry her Gaz.... she snogged my boyfriend on new years eve

:cheer: Will Gaz and Donna remain engaged will Donna beat the hell out of Louise will Munch learn to use the tree for the toilet find out next time :cheer:

[big bro fan]

Next episode coming tommorow hope people read it :cheer:

[big bro fan]

Not trying to sound weird but are people still i intrested. If your not don't worry it's one less thing to worry about. If you want me to carry on just let us know. :cheer: cheers guys. :cheer:

[Skits]

please carry on. i've been a bit busy the last few days so i haven't been on here that much. it's great so please post more soon.

[big bro fan]

Just thought i would post that im starting this again the next episode will be up tommorow.

[big bro fan]

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Story so far

Gaz's half brother Munch was kicked out by his mum. So Gaz sent him to Janet and Johnnys who currently use him as a pet. Janey also told Louise about Donna and Davids drunken new years eve kiss so Louise was angry. After Donna find out about Munch Donna was going to move out untill Gaz proposed but then Lousie told Gaz what will he do now.