The Pink Panther: Attack Of Soapboards

[Bryan]

http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/pinkpanmmm01story.jpg


THE PINK PANTHER

INT. NB's PAD - NIGHT

A luxurious penthouse. The lights are dimmed, and a computer is switched on. The camera pans over to the computer to show many MSN conversations flashing and soapboards. The account is logged on as Norman Bates...

Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Norman Bates...one of the most richest men in Britain, excluding people with money,... and the owner of SoapBoards... an exclusive soap opera site for soap nerds to dicuss the latest goings on in Walford, Weatherfield and Emmerdale... personally all that kind of nonscene bores me ****less...

Norman Bates is typing a message on his computer. Out of the shadows appears a figure, Norman Bates turns around in shock...

NB: What the...!?

A bullet is heard as NB falls to the floor dead. On the floor by him is a logo of the pink panther...

Cheif Inspector Dreyfus: Murdered in cold blood... for no apparant reason at al... no motive... no evidence... everyone was a suspect... but who was the culprit!? This was a case for one man.... Clouseau

[di marco]

fab! :D great start! cant wait to read more of it

[Tannie]

I love it wow it's a Brill start

[Bryan]

Who's Who In The Pink Panther...

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/02/09/PH2006020900752.jpg

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

The useless and dumb police detective who has plagued Paris and hindered criminal investigations for years. It takes an idiot to solve a murder...and he's the right man for the job!

http://www.cinema24.ch/images/casts/jeanreno.jpg

Gendarme Gilbert Ponton

Clouseau's assistant, who has worked for the police for many years. He has the intelligance, knowledge and skills that Clouseaua lacks and often gets his "superior" out of sticky situations

http://www.newyorkcool.com/archives/2005/July/images/theater_3_2.jpg

Chief Inspector Dreyfus

The head of the French police force, who is contsantly brought to shame by Clouseau.

http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio/EMortimer_150.jpg

Nicole

Clouseau's trusty secretary and part time lover.

[Tannie]

Wow Bry this is really good more soon please.

[feelingyellow]

Lmao :p Fabolous and good idea for a script! :thumbsup:

[Bryan]

Lmao :p Fabolous and good idea for a script! :thumbsup:

If this one goes down well I'll do some others:, how about The Pink Panther: The Great Pea Robbery!? :lol: :rotfl:

[feelingyellow]

If this one goes down well I'll do some others:, how about The Pink Panther: The Great Pea Robbery!? :lol: :rotfl:

:lol: :eek: The peas are mine, all mine don't you dare steal them :p
But yeah do something else afterwards cos I'll know this will be good! :D

[big bro fan]

wow wow wow wow wow wow WOW so good Bry oh if any members are gonna be in it can i have a part maybe some guy in the back ground

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Wow!! A Pink Panther play!! :cheer: Looking forward to read this!!

[Chloe-Elise]

Fab start :D Can't wait to read more :D

[Bryan]

INT.Clouseau's Flat - NIGHT

Clouseau is on the computer, watching clips of Eastenders on the official site.

Clouseau: Sacre bleau! Sonia Fowler lesbian!? Never!!!

Clouseau's assisant Ponton comes into the room

Ponton: What are you doing Clouseau?

Clouseau: Catching up on the latest Episode of Eastenders Ponton!

Ponton: But i thought you said it was a load of crap!?

Clouseau: It is Ponton! But that is beside the point, it is highly addictive viewing!!!

Ponton: Shouldn't you be on a case?

Clouseau: Murder or Eastenders!? I know what I'd choose...

Ponton: Murder!?

Clouseau: Of course!... But only if it's Den Watts...

Ponton: Who!?

Clouseau: Never mind Ponton...

Ponton: If you ask me soaps are a waste of time...

Ponton's phone rings: It is the Coronation Street theme. Ponton looks embarasssed.

Clouseau: You tratitor! How dare you!? You prefer Tracy Luv to Pauline Folwer, the shame of it!

Ponton: (Into Phone) Helloooooo.....we we.... Sacre bleau! A murder! Yes we are on the case...

Ponton puts away his phone.

Clouseau: A murder eh!? I know who did it!!!! Chrissie Watts!!!!

[Tannie]

Bry i love it more soon please

[di marco]

fab! :D this is great, loving it! more soon please

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Oh I love all the French bits in it!! Oui indeed :thumbsup:

[CrazyLea]

:lol: very good :p
and every time i read Ponton i keep thinking it says my surname :lol:

[Debs]

fab bry, ill be readin this one! more soon

[samantha nixon]

this is really good cant wait to read more

[the_watts_rule]

This is really good! Can't wait to read more!

[Layne]

:lol: Chrissie Watts Fab BB Babe, do more soon please x

[feelingyellow]

Lmfao! Fabolous yet very ... :p