twinkle_eyes83
24-03-2006, 22:05
Just in case any of you are or were contemplating having
another . baby
With all the new technology regarding fertility
recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth
to a . baby boy
When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, her relatives came to visit.
May we see the new baby?" one asked.
Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we
can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked,
May we see the new baby now?"
No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked
again,
"May we see the baby now?
No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we
see the baby ?"
WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.
Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"
another . baby
With all the new technology regarding fertility
recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth
to a . baby boy
When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, her relatives came to visit.
May we see the new baby?" one asked.
Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we
can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked,
May we see the new baby now?"
No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked
again,
"May we see the baby now?
No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we
see the baby ?"
WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.
Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"
BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"