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Jada-GDR
16-03-2006, 22:25
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Welcome to Soapboards Street, where the much loved website and it's members star in this totally random drama of Good Peepz vs rrrebles. Written by me ^_^/
So it's something a bit different, I hope you like it, and here are our characters:
Norman Bates - The Allmighty
Bondboffin (Bry), Siobhan, Rob - The Heads Of Parliament
The Good Peepz:
.:SpIcYsPy:. (Spicy) - Owner of Spicy Muffins Bakery
feelingyellow (Emmie) - Owner of Rainbow Nail Salon
crazy_purple (Kate) - Co Owner of Rainbow Nail Salon
Birks_2k4 (Birks) - Part-time worker in The Music Store
Richie_lecturer (Richie) - Owner of lots of land
~ Clo ~ (Clo) - Owner of Clo's Corner Shop
The rrrebels:
Johnny Allen (Johnny) - Head of "The Big Plan"
the_watts_rule (Watts) - Johnny's Henchman
Luna, crazylea (Lea), chloe o'brien (Chloe), alan45 (Alan) - Johnny's helpers in "The Big Plan"
Siobhan - Johnny's secret spy (in the Parliament)
more characters to come soon!
It might be a few days til ep1 comes out, but when it does, I hope you all enjoy it!
feelingyellow
16-03-2006, 22:31
:rotfl: Great idea Grace! :cheer: Can't wait for the first episode, I know it's going to be fabolous! :)
Woo Rainbow Nail Salon ooo *gives bitten nails a look* Better go to my salon and get them manicured! :lol: :p
Chloe O'brien
16-03-2006, 22:31
hey how come I didn't get a part by the way I want to be a baddie
Jada-GDR
16-03-2006, 22:32
ok, you can be a baddie chloe :D
Chloe O'brien
16-03-2006, 22:37
ok, you can be a baddie chloe :D
cool cheers doll can I have a gun as well oh and maybe a tank, or a helicopter :rotfl:
feelingyellow
16-03-2006, 22:59
Can I have a new name? :D How about ... Rainbow Faerie hehe :p
CrazyLea
16-03-2006, 23:04
omg lmao can't wait.. and woo im a rebel :lol:
Chris_2k11
16-03-2006, 23:10
lmao i'm in the good gang :angel: :D
:eek: im a baddie.........:eek:
shannisrules
17-03-2006, 08:13
oh i wanta part hehe can i be a goodie two shoes, cant wait for this sounds kool
Jada-GDR
17-03-2006, 13:01
can i just say, if you dont have a named part that doesnt necisserely (if thats how you spell it :p) mean you wont pop up somewhere or other... :thumbsup:
Chloe-Elise
17-03-2006, 17:32
Fab idea :D Can't wait :cheer: Love the corner shop :p
big bro fan
17-03-2006, 17:53
if you need a character to get shot or anything like that feel free to use me i cant wait for this to start
.:SpIcYsPy:.
17-03-2006, 17:56
Aww thank-you for putting me in your script :wub: Looking forward to reading this!! :p
Suprised I got put in the good gang.. :rotfl: The name ^^ :rotfl:
Though Im a true angel at heart and everyone knows that!! :D :angel:
Jada-GDR
17-03-2006, 18:14
Aww thank-you for putting me in your script :wub: Looking forward to reading this!! :p
Suprised I got put in the good gang.. :rotfl: The name ^^ :rotfl:
Though Im a true angel at heart and everyone knows that!! :D :angel:glad youre looking forward to it ^_^ and thanks big bro fan i'll remember that lol :D
Chloe O'brien
17-03-2006, 18:42
if you need a character to get shot or anything like that feel free to use me i cant wait for this to start
if you want I can shoot you I'm great with a gun:ninja:
feelingyellow
17-03-2006, 19:25
Aww thank-you for putting me in your script :wub: Looking forward to reading this!! :p
Suprised I got put in the good gang.. :rotfl: The name ^^ :rotfl:
Though Im a true angel at heart and everyone knows that!! :D :angel:
Knows? Don't you mean THINK? :p Well... at first they do! :lol:
crazy_purple
17-03-2006, 22:15
:D Yay I'm in the good gang! Can't wait to read it :p
Jada-GDR
17-03-2006, 22:46
WELCOME TO SOAPBOARDS STREET
OUTSIDE SUNRISE ESTATE
Clo: You know, someday I'm gonna live in there. In one of those houses.
Kate: You are kidding, right? Believe me, you don't want to live in there. A load of total snobs, and I am not exaggerating either.
Clo: How d'you know?
Kate: Let's just say you don't want to bump into one of them when you're wearing dirty trainers. And besides, you don't really want to leave Soapboards Street, do you?
Clo: Not really, I just want a swimming pool!
Kate: Well duty calls. Nails need to be painted. I'll see you around.
The girls head
their seperate ways.
INSIDE SPICY MUFFINS BAKERY
Abi enters the bakery
Spicy: Hi!
Abi: Hey, what's up?
Spicy: I'm well bored. The CD player broke so I can't put any music on, and I've been sitting here for what - fifteen minutes? And you're the first customer I've had today.
Abi: Ah well, for that I'll buy 2 cookies instead of 1.
Abi grabs two white chocolate
chip cookies and hands over the money.
She exits, leaving Spicy so bored that
she stars helping herself to some iced biscuits.
INSIDE THE SECRET BASE OF THE rrrebles
Johnny: This plan is perfect! It cannot fail muahahahahahahahha!
Watts bursts in. Johnny
does "shifty eyes"
Watts: Mr Johnny, you're files have come through from Siobhan. She says the parliament are planning a raid on Club Liquid after the bouncers caught some kids with smuggled rice pudding -
Johnny: So? I don't care about some stupid little children with stupid little *tries not to puke* rice puddings. I want information on PLANS FOR THE RENNOVATION OF THE STREET.
Johnny jumps up on
his desk and goes RAAAAAR
Watts: *squeaks* Mr Johnny I'll email her at once Mr Johnny right away Mr Johnny.
Johnny: *breathing fire (don't worry - just a metaphor)* Yes...yes you do that. Er.... *steps off desk* yeah, you do that *realises that Watts has gone* Oh... er...
He sits down and
plays with his fountain pen.
And eats some Jammy Dogers.
CrazyLea
17-03-2006, 22:51
:lol: great start!!! cant wait for more!!!
feelingyellow
17-03-2006, 22:57
:lol: Fabolous start hun! Rice-pudding woo :p Jammy Dodgers woo :p :cheer: Can't wait for more! :clap:
Aww bless ya, you put me in it!! :wub: Thanks!!
Its great already, keep it up :)
if you want I can shoot you I'm great with a gun:ninja:Me too but then that should come as no surprise :ninja:
Chloe O'brien
18-03-2006, 00:21
Me too but then that should come as no surprise :ninja:
I think we should be the main baddies :D :lol:
I think we should be the main baddies :D :lol:yes we have the experience :ninja:
Chloe O'brien
18-03-2006, 01:14
there aint no one going to mess with us boss :D
.:SpIcYsPy:.
18-03-2006, 10:21
Knows? Don't you mean THINK? :p Well... at first they do! :lol:
Yeah.. that's what I meant :rotfl: :lol:
.:SpIcYsPy:.
18-03-2006, 10:23
That's great Grace!! :D Woohoo I love iced biscuits :rotfl:
Chloe-Elise
18-03-2006, 10:26
:lol: Fab start hun! Thanks for putting me in :wub: swimming pool! :lol:
More asap please :D
Jada-GDR
18-03-2006, 13:15
thanks :D i'll post more soon as I can
Jada-GDR
18-03-2006, 13:49
if you want I can shoot you I'm great with a gun:ninja:
if you need a character to get shot or anything like that feel free to use me i cant wait for this to start
A QUICK INTERLUDE
big bro fan: Heya chloe!
chloe: *Grabs gun* bang bang!!! muahahahahah!
big bro fan: 8P *dead*
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE SCRIPT?!!?
if you want a part just tell me, and i'll do my best ^_^
feelingyellow
18-03-2006, 14:37
Lmao fab :p
Nice sig btw Gracey, I'm JUST missed off though! :rotfl:
A QUICK INTERLUDE
big bro fan: Heya chloe!
chloe: *Grabs gun* bang bang!!! muahahahahah!
big bro fan: 8P *dead*
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE SCRIPT?!!?
if you want a part just tell me, and i'll do my best ^_^Ooo, ooo pick me, pick me :D :lol:
big bro fan
18-03-2006, 16:01
oh wow can i be in it please it would be call. i always knew id end up being shot one day
squillyfer
18-03-2006, 17:55
Thia is a great idea and really original too
the_watts_rule
18-03-2006, 18:18
Aww, Thanks for putting me in the script, :wub:
Great Start, can't wait to read more.
Chloe O'brien
18-03-2006, 18:36
A QUICK INTERLUDE
big bro fan: Heya chloe!
chloe: *Grabs gun* bang bang!!! muahahahahah!
big bro fan: 8P *dead*
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE SCRIPT?!!?
if you want a part just tell me, and i'll do my best ^_^
you missed out chloe saying "hey dumbass or son of a bitch"
Jada-GDR
18-03-2006, 18:56
if you shoot someone in the story i'll make sure you get your hasta lavista baby or something :D
Jada-GDR
18-03-2006, 22:31
AT THE PARLIAMENT
Bry: I can't find my notebook!! *cries*
Siobhan appears with
notebook, looking shifty
Siobhan: Here it is. I was borrowing it to...er...well, look at it actually
Bry: Yay! *does dance*
Siobhan and Rob: o_O
Bry: Yeah, well... anyway, to buisness. We need to discuss the plans for the rennovation of the street.
Siobhan: Oooooh, gimmie notebook gimmie notebook!!!
Rob: So, we were going to get everyone out their houses and into the middle of the street...
Siobhan looks expectantly
...But now we've decided not to pour red paint all over the street, due to...ehem...lack of red paint, we're scrapping the plans altogether.
Siobhan: NOOOOOO! THAT MEANS WE WONT-
Bry and Rob: o_O
Siobhan: Eheh... Obviously what I mean is "That is a v good idea Rob, how clever of you"
Rob: :confused: Too kind...
Bry: Anyway, I thought we could have a festival to make up for it!
Siobhan: YEAH! Amd it could be in the STREET too! All the people OUTSIDE! In the SAME PLACE! *Jumps on table*
Bry: Jumping on higher surfaces... I think that is a TRUE TRAIT OF A rrrebel!
Siobhan: Sh*t
Bry: Heh, good one Siobhan! I can just see Johnny's face if you showed him that!!
Siobhan: So could I...
feelingyellow
18-03-2006, 22:52
Lol, fab hun ... so are the bad guys good now lol ... sorry I'm a bit confused ... not that gooder reader lol :p
Can't wait for more though! :D
the_watts_rule
19-03-2006, 10:12
Fab, this script is great. Can't wait for more:)
Jada-GDR
19-03-2006, 10:43
Lol, fab hun ... so are the bad guys good now lol ... sorry I'm a bit confused ... not that gooder reader lol :p
Can't wait for more though! :Dsiobhan's a spy, shes spying for johnny. thats why she had the notebook. understand better now? :p
Jada-GDR
19-03-2006, 11:35
RAINBOW NAIL SALON
Emmie turns sign
round to read "open"
Emmie: God, I'm hungry, I had to skip breakfast cause I slept in.
She goes to the till and
opens the cash register.
Emmie: Kate? *suspicious*
Kate: *Eyes on TV screen, watching SBBB*
Emmie: Kate! I'm sure Beth or whatever can be evicted without you watching, I'll take the TV away if all you ever do is...well...watch it.
As you generally do
Kate: Fine, whats wrong?
Emmie: *suspicious again* I swear I had a stash of peas hidden at the back of this thing, but they're... gone :(
Kate: Dunno where. Do know that they're not worth missing 5 PRECIOUS SECONDS of SBBB for.
She turns back
to the tv.
Emmie: How dare you insult the peas! Do not slag the peas! I have lost my petit babies, and you only care about Soap Boards Big Flippin' Brother!
Kate: Chill hunni! they're only peas!
Emmie: Racist!
Bemused customer at the door: :confused:
Kate sees the peas
at the floor of the desk
Kate: Ehem *nods at floor*
Emmie: Ma petit cherries! C'est bien! Breakfast at last!
The customer leaves
quietly
Kate: Ooops
Jada-GDR
19-03-2006, 11:43
THE MUSIC STORE
Di Marco is paying for Exeter audiotape
Birks: What you up to for the rest of the day?
Di Marco: Now much, I guess. might go to Spicy Muffins, Spicy gets awful lonely there when Cakey Cassandra and Bready Bob aren't working.
Birks: *does shifty eyes* I am very suspicious of that girl... she has shifty eyes, unlike me of course!
Di Marco: o_O
Birks: She is also a woman, unlike me... we have so much in uncommon! She must be a rrrebel in disguise!
Di Marco: Uhuh sure :confused: *considers calling the dudes in white jackets, but can't be bothered so runs out the shop*
Who wants to be a dude in a white jacket by the way? I might actually make them turn up, with the lot living here they'll probably be kept perfectly busy!
feelingyellow
19-03-2006, 11:43
siobhan's a spy, shes spying for johnny. thats why she had the notebook. understand better now? :p
Lol a bit... :p I'll try read better lol :D
feelingyellow
19-03-2006, 11:45
Lmao! Fabolous hun! Go Peas! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :p Can't wait for more!! :thumbsup:
big bro fan
19-03-2006, 12:55
great script can i be a white coat person please please please
the_watts_rule
19-03-2006, 13:09
Fab! Can't wait to read more! :D :D
Emma-Lou
19-03-2006, 13:17
Thats really good :D can not wait for more
feelingyellow
19-03-2006, 14:23
Just realised something ... spicy muffins ... can you imagine muffins being spicy? :lol: :p
di marco
19-03-2006, 16:16
oooooooo yay i was in the script lol! :D
its a really good a script and a great idea !!!
Chloe-Elise
19-03-2006, 17:15
Fab again hun:cheer: :cheer: More soon please :D
Chris_2k11
19-03-2006, 18:41
lmao! :rotfl: It's great! :cheer: :D
Cornishbabe
19-03-2006, 18:45
Its a great script with from a really different idea. :cheer:
This is funny, thanks for having me in it and a spy too... can't wait for more :cheer::cheer::cheer:
Jada-GDR
22-03-2006, 21:51
IN CLO'S CORNER SHOP
Richie enters the shop
Clo: Hi Richie
Richie: Hellooo :D
Clo: 'Sup?
Richie: Oh, nothing much, just going around owning lots of land as usual. Like, Sunrise Estate and all that.
Clo: ...Sunrise Estate?
Richie: *all smugness* That's the one
Clo: ...
Richie: What?
Clo: ... RICHIE! My friend! So would you mind doing a little friend a BIG FAVOUR???
Richie: *sees what's coming* uh... maybe some other time yeah?
He scoots out the shop, to go own some more land and that.
Clo: :crying: :mad:
SECRET BASE OF THE rrrebles
Johnny: :confused: i wonder if my website alter ego even knows that I'm in this script...
Watts comes rushing in
Watts: Mr Johnny you're parcel has arrived Mr Johnny *hands it over* there you go Mr Johnny
Johnny opens the parcel to find Jammy Dodger Deluxe Pie
Johnny: *glee* Perfect! Watts, go get yourself something from the... *shifty eyes*
Watts: ...The what Mr Johnny?
Johnny: The... SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE :eek:
Watts: Mr Johnny omg Mr Johnny I couldn't!
Johnny: Nonsense! YOU BROUGHT ME PIE! Go get yourself a coke from the... SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE :eek:
Watts: Cool Mr Johnny! *runs off*
Johnny: *eats pie*
MINI SPOILERZ:
Emmie and Kate battle it out in the salon when KATE BINS THE PEAS :eek:
Bry gets into a kinda..ehem...sticky situation when he falls into a tub of glue :confused:
Things turn nasty when... SOMEONE GETS SHOT BY SOMEONE ELSE!!! (three guesses who)
And Jojomum arrives with her new buisness - in the form of The Pancake Living Room (it is supposed to sound stupid by the way)
CrazyLea
22-03-2006, 22:11
lmao i love it!! love the johnny and watts scene :lol:
this is brill. the names are so funny. "The Pancake Living Room"!
Johnny and watts scene was a classic.. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
big bro fan
23-03-2006, 16:45
am i going to get shot do i survive omg im soooooo scared i wanna live but dieing isnt that bad
feelingyellow
23-03-2006, 17:11
Lmao! Fabolous hun! Yum yum pie :p
Kate bins the peas... :eek: :eek: :eek:
*gets gun out* :p
Chloe-Elise
23-03-2006, 18:49
Brilliant :lol: I love it! Its addictive :p More asap please :D :D
the_watts_rule
23-03-2006, 19:15
Brilliant! Albsolutley Brilliant! Can't wait to read more!
Xx-Vicky-xX
25-03-2006, 07:30
Just caught up its fantastic well done
Johnny Allen
25-03-2006, 07:53
sorry I have only just spotted this, excellent scripts, thanks for having me in them, always great to be the villian, brilliant, keep up the great work.
Jada-GDR
25-03-2006, 13:29
can i just ask anyone who's in this to tell me if they're a girl or boy? it just came to me that i've probably offended some people, i know which a lot of you are but please tell me anyway
feelingyellow
25-03-2006, 13:33
I'm a boy, didn't you know? :rotfl: Jokes, I'm a girl :p
di marco and watts_rule are both girls :p don't make the same mistake I did :rotfl:
samantha nixon
25-03-2006, 14:37
this is realy good and funny well done
di marco
25-03-2006, 15:56
I'm a boy, didn't you know? :rotfl: Jokes, I'm a girl :p
di marco and watts_rule are both girls :p don't make the same mistake I did :rotfl:
yep thats right im a girl lol! :D
Lmao! Fabolous hun! Yum yum pie :p
Kate bins the peas... :eek: :eek: :eek:
*gets gun out* :p
Go Kate :p. Can I be a bin man? :p Great script
Johnny Allen
25-03-2006, 17:40
Im a girl, but dont worry Im not offended, when you use the name Johnny Allen I guess its difficult to tell.
feelingyellow
25-03-2006, 18:56
Go Kate :p.
You better be being sarcastic! :angry: :p
Im a girl, but dont worry Im not offended, when you use the name Johnny Allen I guess its difficult to tell.
Wow, never knew that lol ... at one point I actually thought your real name was Johnny Allen ... :rotfl:
You better be being sarcastic! :angry: :p
Wow, never knew that lol ... at one point I actually thought your real name was Johnny Allen ... :rotfl:
What if I'm not being sarcastic? :p
I thought Johnny Allen was male aswell.
di marco
25-03-2006, 19:58
I thought Johnny Allen was male aswell.
am i the only one who thought she was a girl? though i did think she was older than she is............
CrazyLea
25-03-2006, 21:21
I guessed she was a girl cause of the guys she likes (i know she could have been gay) but i had a feeling :D
I knew Johnny Allen was a girl - can remember her posting it before...:D
the_watts_rule
26-03-2006, 10:34
I'm a boy, didn't you know? :rotfl: Jokes, I'm a girl :p
di marco and watts_rule are both girls :p don't make the same mistake I did :rotfl:
Yeah, I'm a girl. :)
Can't wait to read more!
Jada-GDR
27-03-2006, 19:17
I'm a boy, didn't you know? :rotfl: Jokes, I'm a girl :p
di marco and watts_rule are both girls :p don't make the same mistake I did :rotfl:SH*T i got quite a fright there! :eek: :rotfl:
Jada-GDR
27-03-2006, 19:19
Im a girl, but dont worry Im not offended, when you use the name Johnny Allen I guess its difficult to tell.i did wonder, but your name suited the role, and i didn't really want a johnny allen who was a women!!! hope you dont mind if you go on being "Mr Johnny"...
and yeah, i knew about di marco and the_watts_rule being girls, and about emmie's secret identity as a man :p
Johnny Allen
27-03-2006, 22:21
i did wonder, but your name suited the role, and i didn't really want a johnny allen who was a women!!! hope you dont mind if you go on being "Mr Johnny"...
and yeah, i knew about di marco and the_watts_rule being girls, and about emmie's secret identity as a man :p
thats fine, you carry on, great read so far.
Jada-GDR
28-03-2006, 19:42
OUTSIDE JOJOMUM'S HOUSE
Jojomum walks over to
the front door and blu-taks
a scribbled sign to it that
reads "Jojomum's Pancake
Living Room - Pancakes in
the living room!"
Jojomum: There! The customers should be flocking in anytime soon!
1 hour later
The Customers: OMG THIS PLACE RAAWWKS!!!
Jojomum: :D I knew this place would be a success! *Carries pancakes over to one of the many tables crammed into her living room* There you go Mr and Mrs Google Search Visitors, two mega pancakes with syrup, syrup, more syrup, and... yeah, you guessed it! Lots and lots of HAM!
Mr and Mrs Google Search Visitors: YEEEEEEEH! *gulp guzzle stuff etc*
The Secret Base Of The rrrebles
Johnny: Random Henchmen! *clap clap*
Luna, Lea, Chloe, Alan: Yessir!
Watts: Er I think the correct term to use is "Mr Johnny"
Johnny: I want you to go find me some MADMEN. The parliament really aren't taking us seriously, let's at least give them some reason. Bring us some LUNATICS!
Alan: *cough*
Luna, Lea, Chloe, Alan: Right away! To THE ASYLUM!
...
Luna, Lea, Chloe, Alan: WITH THE MEN IN THE WHITE JACKETS!
Jada-GDR
28-03-2006, 19:49
EDIT sorry, posted totally the wrong thing!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
28-03-2006, 21:21
:rotfl: This is goooooood!! Bring us more :p
the_watts_rule
29-03-2006, 10:34
This is really good! Please write some more soon. :D
Jada, it make me laugh everytime and with so many of the soapboard people in it is makes it even funnier :cheer::cheer:
Chloe O'brien
29-03-2006, 10:51
Yes I've got a part. is there any particular lunatic who they are looking for :D
Xx-Vicky-xX
29-03-2006, 11:26
Fab well done i love this its very funny
feelingyellow
29-03-2006, 16:01
Lol! Fabolous darling! :cheer: More more more!!! :D
Jada-GDR
31-03-2006, 13:47
THE RAINBOW SALON
Kate sees Emmie's
bag of peas
Kate: Okay, I've had enough of these things.
Kate picks up
bag of peas, and carries
them over to the bin,
holding her nose.
Kate: *Drops peas in bin*
Emmie comes
back from the toilet just
in time to see this
HORRIFIC DECEPTION
Emmie: NOOOOO! MA PETITE POIS!
Kate: Oops
Emmie: Beeatch!!!! *jumps on top of Kate*
Kate: Hey, what's the problem! You can just take them out again!
Emmie: Take themm... :angry: Can you not see??? MY DARLING LITTLE PEAS ARE RUINED!!!
Big bitch fight
Norman Bates The Allmighty Who Is Watching Over Us All: Now my children. We must forgive those who sin against us and throw away our peas.
Emmie: Whatever.
Kate: :eek: You insult The Allmighty (May we love and serve him forever)!!!
Emmie: Oh, soz Allmighty (May we love and serve him forever). Anyway where was I...???
Kate: *squeak*
THE PARLIAMENT
Bry comes in with big bucket
Bry: I have just reached a new level of genius!!!
Rob: Here we go again
Siobhan: Ohh what is it???
Bry: Look at this *points at bucket*
Rob: A bucket
Bry: Nononono, not just any bucket - a bucket of glue...
Siobhan: So? What good is that?
Bry: Don't you see????? We pour this glue into the drain, therefore blocking the drain, so the rain doesn't go down the drain, it floods the street, so the street gets cleaned!
Rob: *Thinks this idea rocks but doesn't want to admit it* Er, well, I'll think about it...
Bry gets all excited and falls in bucket
Bry: Eeew >:P
:rotfl::rotfl: NB the almighty (may we love and serve him forever)
Jada.. I am loving this more and more.. Bucket of glue idea!! Genius :cheer:
Great writing, BB fell in the bucket :rotfl:. Some very funny lines, well done :)
the_watts_rule
31-03-2006, 16:47
This gets better and better by each part. Extremely well done! :)
Jada-GDR
31-03-2006, 17:58
THE ASYLUM
Johnny's
henchmen arrive.
Big bro fan comes
out with clipboard.
BBF: Lozza ma homiez, whazza can I do ya for t'day?
Chloe: Just give us mad people.
Luna: Yah, is this the right place?
BBF: I izza afraid I cannie do thata for ya. See, dese peepz are undah strict control here, and wezza dinnie want youza comin' in 'ere 'n' spoilin' all da controlza, righta?
Alan: *Up goes the eyebrow*
Lea: Look here, the boss says that if we manage to do this for him we could be in with a chance to...
BBF: To whazza?
Chloe: Lea! You can't say it!!!
Lea: *clearly about to burst* We might get something from THE SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE :eek:
Chloe: -_-
BBF: I'm sozza but ya really cannie get none of our maddoz. They're essential to ourza observatings of da brain
:cheer: THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR :cheer:
Chloe: I have tried to aviod doing this... *well, not really but hey*
BBF: Whazza you talking aboutza?
Chloe "whips the pistol from her knickers" and points it at BBF
Chloe: DIE YOU DUMBASS SONOFABITCH!!! *bang bang*
BBF dieza and goeza up to da little asylum in da skyyeeeee
CrazyLea
31-03-2006, 18:16
lmfao this is halarious! love the bucket of glue and the drinks machine on the third floor always makes me laugh. cant wait for more
big bro fan
31-03-2006, 22:44
wow why am i talking like a chav
Chloe O'brien
31-03-2006, 23:12
wow why am i talking like a chav
cause you're a "dumbass son of a bitch" Duh lea the secret drinks machine on the 3rd floor aint a secret anymore :rotfl:
wow why am i talking like a chav
You aren't any more :p Great writing, very amusing :D
Jada-GDR
01-04-2006, 10:34
wow why am i talking like a chavyour supposed to be talking like a homie :D
Chloe-Elise
01-04-2006, 10:48
Fab :D This is so funny, more soon please :D
the_watts_rule
01-04-2006, 12:05
Brilliant! Makes me laugh everytime. More soon please.
Jada-GDR
01-04-2006, 12:47
MINI SPOILERZ
Di Marco joins the terrible two in the Rainbow Salon - will she manage to actually attract some customers???
Spicy gets so bored she eats the contents of the whole bakery (including iced biscuits :eek: )
Siobhan delivers Bry's "genious idea" to Johnny - will he manage to make any use of it???
Clo somehow manages to sneak into the secret base of the rrrebles, and comes accross a BIG SECRET...
di marco
01-04-2006, 13:23
Di Marco joins the terrible two in the Rainbow Salon - will she manage to actually attract some customers???
oooooo yay im going to be in it again! :D
feelingyellow
01-04-2006, 15:52
Kate! :angry: :p
Fabolous Gracey! Sooooo funny! :D Come on more, I'm loving it!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Jada-GDR
01-04-2006, 18:08
THE MUSIC STORE
Birks is listening to
his pie-pod
Birks: Dooo dooo dooo...
Di Marco enters
DM: I GOT A JOB! WHEEE!!!
Birks: Where?
DM: At the salon!!! WHEE!!!
Birks: Full time?
DM: Yeah...er...WHEE!!!
Birks: Uh! I have been here for three months and no one's given me a full time job yet!
DM: Yeah well some people deserve jobs more than others eh??!!
Birks: Stupid cahhhh
DM: So anyway I'm gonna go off and start my job now WHEE!!!
Birks: :moonie:
RAINBOW NAIL SALON
Emmie: Why did we even give her that job? She has no...
Kate: Flare for nails?
Emmie: ...colours in her name. Feelingyellow and crazy_purple!! This is the Rainbow Nail Salon!
DM enters
DM: Hi! :D
Emmie and Kate: *All smilez* Helloh!
DM: Have you not got any customers yet?
Kate: Customers? What... oh yeah, them. No, they don't come in much.
DM: Eh?
Emmie: We are not a very successful business
DM: Ah well, I'll have to help you out with that then!
Kate: Yeah? How?
DM: well putting the sign on open would be a start I think we should advertise ^_^
Emmie and Kate: Youwha'? :confused:
DM: It's when you put pictures in papers or magazines and say where you're located and stuff
Emmie: *all excited* Yeah I've seen them before!!!
Emmie and Kate go into spazms of squeeness and DM changes sign so that the poor things actually have a chance to paint some nails
JOJOMUM'S PANCAKE LIVING ROOM
Bry enters, still
covered in glue
Bry: Hey there
Jojomum: Hi Bry! Heheee that rhymes :D
Bry: Yeah, so can I have a sushi pancake with lots of cheese and HAM?
Jojomum: What's the magic word?
Bry: NOW!
Jojomum: You guessed it. Yeah, take a seat. Hey, what a coincidence! Our sushi pancakes with lots of cheese and HAM are on special today!
CrazyLea
01-04-2006, 18:17
loved it again!!
love the salon scene!!
and chris's cahhh bit :p
the_watts_rule
01-04-2006, 18:23
Brilliant again! Especially the salon scene.
Chris_2k11
01-04-2006, 18:35
di marco you cahhhhh! :angry:
:rotfl:
Chloe-Elise
01-04-2006, 18:39
MINI SPOILERZ
Clo somehow manages to sneak into the secret base of the rrrebles, and comes accross a BIG SECRET...
Yay thanks :p
Brilliant :D Love it, more asap please :D
Jada-GDR
01-04-2006, 18:54
you know i actually live on the script board now. meh. no more eastenders for me, plenty more sbs for you! :D
Jada-GDR
01-04-2006, 19:16
SPICY MUFFINS BAKERY
Spicy: Meh. I'm bored. And I'm hungry. *Suddenly comes to the solution* I AM IN A BAKERY! I can eat all the stuff!!!
She eats all the stuff
Customer comes in to see
big fat spicy on the floor and not
an iced biscuit in sight
Customer: Oh... *turns around and heads off to Greggs*
Spicy: *Has become "big fat spicy"* Come back! Nooooooo!
Richie comes in
Richie: Hey there big fat spicy!
Big Fat Spicy: Eh... want a biscuit?
Richie: No thanks, I'm too busy owning lots of land to spare any time for biscuits
Big Fat Spicy: So why did you come into a bakery?
Richie: Byeee!
Big Fat Spicy: No! Wait! Help me up here! *tries to stand but is too fat. Ah well hunni, you'll just have to wait until it all burns off*
IN THE PARLIAMENT
Rob walks in and
falls into bucket that Bry
has put in front of door
Bry: April Foolz Day!!! :D
Rob: Meh
Siobhan: *Sees Rob on the floor* Uh... Hi Rob
Bry: So yeah, about my new level of genius...
Rob: Could you help me up here?
Bry: No, it's okay, we can discuss things down here *jumps down beside Rob and does "cheezy grin"*
Rob: *Does "shifty eyes"* Siobhan, what have you been feeding him?
Siobhan: No Rob, he was like this anyway
Bry: UH! Beeyach! (and yeah, i know bry would never actually say that)
Rob: -_-
the_watts_rule
01-04-2006, 19:57
:rotfl: Well Done! That was great!
feelingyellow
01-04-2006, 21:48
Lmao, fab! Especially the Rainbow Nail Salon scene - advertising who'd of thought! :rotfl: :p
Go the glue bucket :p
More soon! :D
di marco
04-04-2006, 09:23
DM: I GOT A JOB! WHEEE!!!
Birks: Where?
DM: At the salon!!! WHEE!!!
Birks: Full time?
DM: Yeah...er...WHEE!!!
Birks: Uh! I have been here for three months and no one's given me a full time job yet!
DM: Yeah well some people deserve jobs more than others eh??!!
Birks: Stupid cahhhh
loving it! :D haha chris, yep i deserve a job more than you lol!
:rotfl::rotfl: I am loving all this. excellent writing
Jada-GDR
04-04-2006, 12:22
i've made some welcome to soapboards street blinkies they're on my banner thread if anyone's interested :D
big bro fan
04-04-2006, 22:11
this is great i love it your fab more soon please
Jada-GDR
05-04-2006, 12:30
THE PARLIAMENT
Rob is still on the floor
Siobhan: (To Bry) Where are we going to get a ton of glue like that?
Rob: You know I think he trailed some down here :mad:
Bry: Eh... Ye Olde Glue Shoppe?
Rob: Can someone give me a hand here?
Siobhan: Er, soz Rob I've got to go to...eh...a meeting. With Jo- KATE! YES! I need to get my nails done.
Rob: *Pooh :mad: *
the_watts_rule
05-04-2006, 18:28
Great! :D Well Done! Ye Olde Glue Shoppe :lol:
Jada-GDR
06-04-2006, 17:20
THE SECRET BASE OF THE rrrebles
Johnny is eating Jammy Dodgers
Siobhan: *Comes In* GLUE!!!
Johnny: Eh???
Siobhan: We're going to use glue to block up the drains so that the rain won't go down the drain and the street will get flooded and it will be clean!!!
Johnny: Aha! I feel a master plan coming on! *He doesn't really*
Siobhan: What???
Johnny: Er... you'll find out in good time.
He rings little Jammy
Dodger shaped bell and Watts
comes over
Watts: Yes Mr Johnny?
Johnny: More Jammy Dodgers! Hup To!
Watts: Yes Mr Johnny right away Mr Johnny!
Johnny: Make sure Monseiur Johnny's Chef puts them on my favourite Jammy Dodger shaped plate and you can help yourself to something from...
...
THE SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE!!! :eek:
Watts: :eek:
Siobhan: :eek:
Everyone: :eek:
Johnny: *Loves it when they do that* I love it when they do that
Siobhan: I feel like having something to eat. Can I please get something from Monseiur Johnny's Chef too?
Johnny: Certainly. Hang on a sec... *sticks his hand in his draw and pulls out the Kitchen Pledge and hands to Siobhan*
Siobhan: Ehem...
I, the hungry kitchen visitor, promise to stay away from Mr Johnny's Jammy Dodgers, only take a small snack, ask Monseiur Johnny's Chef before taking anything, only take food from the kitchen and stay away from floor three because it contains a BIG SECRET, and, whatever I do, I will NOT EAT ANY JAFFA CAKES WHEN INSIDE ANY PART OF THE BUILDING, and if I find any in the kitchen, or in fact in any part of the secret base of the rrrebels, I must report to Mr Johnny at once.
Amen.
Johnny: Beautiful! *tears* Yeah, off you go then.
Siobhan and Watts leave for the kitchen, Johnny makes paperclip bracelet
Johnny: So pretty...
:rotfl::rotfl: this script cracks me up everytime.. Mr Johnny has no clue!! well done Jada :cheer::cheer:
the_watts_rule
06-04-2006, 19:03
This script is brilliant! :lol:. Keep up the brilliant work!
Jada-GDR
07-04-2006, 13:40
OUTSIDE THE SECRET BASE OF THE rrrebles
Clo: Wonder what's in here.
Sign: *Reads* DO NOT ENTER
She enters
IN THE SECRET BASE OF THE rrrebles
Clo wonders around
hopelessly. Watts approaches
holding a stick
Watts: What you doing in here? This place is top secret!
Clo: I found my way in. *Looks at stick* Why are you carrying a stick?
Watts: Oh, this is my pet stick. He's called Bevvin :wub:
Clo: *Shifty Eyes* who has a pet stick? :hmm:
Watts: Me. Now, could you please leave now?
Clo: A woman with a stick... A building that seems highly usual until you enter...
Watts: http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/wal2l.gif
Clo: THIS MUST BE THE SECRET BASE OF THE rrrebles!!!
Watts: NOOOO! NOOOO! IT'S A COMMUNITY CENTER! USED BY THE GIRL GUIDES AND SOAPBOARDS STREET PLAYERS AND MR JOHNNY-
Clo: Mr Johnny eh?
Watts: *Wees self* NONONONO!!! This is just a swimming pool - nono, a community center - nonono...
Clo: A SECRET BASE???
Watts: :crying:
Clo: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, to explore... I wonder what's on...
FLOOR THREE?????
Announcer: Dun Dun DAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!
Watts: Poo
Chloe-Elise
07-04-2006, 13:43
Yay :D :lol: I loved it! Its brilliant, keep up the good work :p :D
feelingyellow
07-04-2006, 16:18
Lmao! Fabolous parts huns! More more more! :cheer:
Lmao fab work hunni, more asap please :)
the_watts_rule
07-04-2006, 19:20
:rotfl: Brilliant work! More soon pleae.
Jada-GDR
08-04-2006, 11:11
JOJOMUM'S PANCAKE LIVING ROOM
Birks walks in
Jojomum: Helloooooooo *hugz*
Birks: Yeah, hi, can I have a pancake?
Jojomum: Huh? Whatever gave you the idea we sold them here?
Birks: -_- Tis called the PANCAKE LIVIGN ROOM duh
Jojomum: Yes, well, I have news for you, Chris
Birks: :( wimblewrmbledontcallmechris
Jojomum: WE ARE CHANGING OUR NAME!!!
Birks: To what?
Jojomum: JOJOMUM'S CHILLI CONCARNE CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Birks: *pout of annoyance* Doesn't say that on the door
Jojomum: Yes well I will change it *humph*
Will Jojomum change the name of the not-so legendary Pancake Living Room? Will we decide to call Birks "Chris" instead? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF WELCOME TO SOAPBOARDS STREET!
terms and conditions apply, subject to availability, copyright of moi myself and I and no, i dont have a clue what i'm talking about here :confused:
Aw wow it's brilliant hun more soon please xxxx
the_watts_rule
08-04-2006, 16:05
That was great! Well done, more soon please x
feelingyellow
08-04-2006, 21:48
Lmao fabolous huns! :D More more! :cheer:
Oh my god... Birks real name is Chris, I thought it was Cahhh :rolleyes: :p
Jada-GDR
09-04-2006, 10:11
Lmao fabolous huns! :D More more! :cheer:
Oh my god... Birks real name is Chris, I thought it was Cahhh :rolleyes: :pi think it is anyway :confused: not cahhh though :lol: :D :p
Chris_2k11
09-04-2006, 20:17
Lmao fabolous huns! :D More more! :cheer:
Oh my god... Birks real name is Chris, I thought it was Cahhh :rolleyes: :pOi peafanatic! :angry: :p
feelingyellow
09-04-2006, 21:52
i think it is anyway :confused: not cahhh though :lol: :D :p
Lol it is... his middle name is Cahhh though :p
When's the next part btw huns :d
Oi peafanatic! :angry: :p
What? Just because you WANT it to be :p
Chris_2k11
09-04-2006, 21:54
Cahhh psycho! lmfao :rotfl: :rotfl:
Jada-GDR
09-04-2006, 22:17
ANOTHER QUICK INTERLUDE
Emmie: Hi Birks!
Birks: Oi peafanatic! The name's... Cahhh *james bond music*
Grace: Nuh uh :nono: it's chris
Emmie: Birks!
Birks: Cahhh!
Grace: Chris!
Emmie: Birks!
Birks: Cahhh!
Grace: Chris!
Keyboard: KABOOM!!! *Blows up*
Birks: cahhh :mad:
Emmie: Stupid bum :angry: you squished my peas
:cartman: : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
danah da na na NAAAHHHH!
And now a word from our sponser
:cool: : Hi, my name is cool, and if you wanna be cool like me then buy some sunglasses from FROSTIES *dun duhnuh nun YEAH*
feelingyellow
09-04-2006, 23:08
Cahhh psycho! lmfao
Well ... it's true! :lol: :p
Lmfao fab part Gracey! :cheer:
CP you squished my peas :( :p
It has a sponser... can it be changed to peas please! :rotfl: :p
More more more! :D
Jada-GDR
10-04-2006, 12:40
sorry about that, i got a bit carried away :D :p
feelingyellow
10-04-2006, 14:53
Lmao, get carried away... go crazy, the crazier the better! :D :p
Jada-GDR
12-04-2006, 18:33
ON FLOOR THREE
Clo: This is the forbidden place that Watts was talking about
Quite how she knows
Watts's name, I'm not sure
Background Music: DuNuhNuhNuhNuh Duh-Nuh Nuuh NuNuNuNuh DUH NUH nuuuhh... DuhNuhNuhNuhNuh
Clo: *Creeps down the corridor MI style, one two three DUCK! one two three DUCK! :ninja: * Hmmm, there doesn't appear to be anything here...
There is a box with
a brown sheet over
it at the end of the
corridor
Clo: I wonder what this is *Pulls the cover off*
Underneath it is...
THE SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE!!! :eek:
It glows gold, there
are singing angels and
the voice of Norman
Bates the Allmighty
goes "Love and peace
to all, may I the lord
be with thee"
Clo: Oh my
Big Loud Voice: *Boom Boom Boom* :mad: You have disturbed the peace of... THE SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE!!! :eek: and now you shall pay! :mad:
The singing angels
stop singing. Norman
Bates the Allmighty
says "Oh sh*t". The...
SECRET DRINKS MACHINE ON FLOOR THREE!!! :eek:
...turns red and does the evil laugh "Muahahahahahaha!"
Audience: Booo! Booo!
Clo: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!
Big Loud Voice: *Boom Boom Boom* Oh okay then. You can go.
Clo: :crying: REALLY?
Big Loud Voice: *Boom Boom Boom* Yeah, why not. Mr Johnny need never know.
Mr Johnny: *Appears from behind the door* Uh oh, who's been a naughty girl? *Does "shifty eyes"*
Background Music: DuhNuhNuhNuh NAAAAAAANNNNGGGG!!!!!
Everyone goes into
total :eek:ness and
there is creepy music
Clo: *Sh*ts self*
Emmie: mmmm, these peas taste nice
Jada-GDR
12-04-2006, 23:23
and the size one tag has gone all funny. its giving me a size 3 or something :confused:
feelingyellow
13-04-2006, 00:21
Lmfao fabolous! :cheer: Especially like my random line :p More :cheer: :D
Erm maybe you pressed wrong button lol??
:rotfl::rotfl: this gets funnier and funnier.. well done Jada!!!
Chloe-Elise
13-04-2006, 10:10
:lol: :lol: This is brilliant, I love it! :D :p
Jada-GDR
13-04-2006, 17:25
and the size one tag has gone all funny. its giving me a size 3 or something :confused:the text size on the computer was up at largest or something. makes sense now :D
lmfao! :rotfl: Fabulous writing.
Jada-GDR
16-04-2006, 10:13
SPICY MUFFINS BAKERY
Big Fat Spicy has lost 1KG of weight. She still needs to lose 34.
THE BIG FAT SPICY WEIGHT LOSS DIARIES
Big Fat Spicy: Lala lala laaah BORED *is trying to bounce up and down a bit to lose weight* Come ON!!! *Becomes "Big Fat Bouncing Spicy"*
Bry comes in
Bry: Oh, hello Big Fat Bouncing Spicy. I was wondering if I could purchase a donut.
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: Er... I'm not sure about that. There don't appear to be any left.
Bry: But I wanted a donut :(
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: I ate them all
Bry: :crying: Big Fat Bouncing Spicy! Why would you DO that?
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: I was bored. Sorry.
Bry: NOOOOOO!!! *Looks around guiltily* Big Fat Bouncing Spicy, I'm afraid I have to do this...
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: No...You can't mean...You DON'T mean...
Bry: BUY ONE FROM GREGGS INSTEAD :crying:
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: You CAN'T Bry! NOOOOOOOO!
Bry exits the shop
sadly. Big Fat
Bouncing Spicy
looks bummed
RAINBOW NAIL SALON
Buisness is going well.
Di Marco is painting a
customers nails pink.
Emmie is sitting at her
nail painting desk
surrounded by a range
of green colours. Kate
is getting someone
a coffee - another
wonderful idea of DMs
Emmie: *To customer* What colour would you like then? We have: Dark Pea Green, Light Pea Green, Phantom Pea Green - that one glows in the dark - Mushy Pea Green, Sparkly Pea Green...
Customer: Er, I like the sparkly one.
Emmie: Damn you that's my favourite one everyone picks it :mad:
Kate: *Take's coffee over to another customer* There you go Miss.
Miss: *Drinks coffee* Hmmm, this tastes weird :hmm:
Kate: I'm sorry about that, it's Emmie's own creation. Pea flavoured.
Miss: Nice...
DM: Okay, what do you think?
Person Getting Their Nails Painted: Don't like it. Too pink.
DM: :confused: That's the colour you asked for
Person Getting Their Nails Painted: So? It's not really the one I wanted. DUH.
:cartman: : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kate: Hi, want your nails painted?
:cartman: : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Kate: Yeah... well I'm sorry for your loss...
Once again, fab work. :) :cheer:
feelingyellow
16-04-2006, 14:31
Lmao! Fabolous hun, just fabolous! :cheer: Go pea green! :rotfl: :p More soon! :cheer:
Jada-GDR
20-04-2006, 19:18
THE SECRET BASE
Clo is sitting in a
locked-up room
with no food or
anything
Clo: ...Oops
SPICY MUFFINS BAKERY
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy has lost 3KG of weight. She still needs to lose 32.
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: *Is bouncing* Hey, this actually works!
Person Walking Past The Shop Outside: *Looks in and sees Big Fat Bouncing Spicy - note that she IS so incredibly fat that she cannot get off the floor, and is bouncing - and stops to stare in interest*
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: *Sees person* Oh, hi! I was wondering... could you give me a hand here please? You see, I'm kinda on the floor...
Person: *nods*
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: ...And I'm too fat to get up...
Person: *nods*
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: ...So I have to bounce to lose weight!
Person: Thats why you're called Big Fat Bouncing Spicy!! *Point and laugh, point and laugh* Well anyway, I can't help, I have lives to save
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: Excuse me? :confused:
Person: Because my true identity is in fact...
Duhnuh Nuhnuh Nuhnuh Nuhnuh Duhnuh Nuhnuh Nuhnuh Nuhnuh
:ninja: !BATMAN! :ninja:
Everyone: :bow:
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: Ooooohhh...
:cartman: : OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Emmie: OH MY GOD! PEAS!
CrazyLea: OH MY GOD! BANANAS!
Batman: Shuddup
SOMEPLACE GOOD
Abi: I think I'll get a job at the cheese factory... *picks up phone*...
Jada-GDR
20-04-2006, 19:23
Will Abi get a job at the cheese factory? Will Clo get out of the secret base? WILL EMMIE EVER SHUT UP ABOUT PEAS? (no) And will Spicy manage to bounce off all that weight? YOU CAN ONLY READ ON...
And now a word from our sponsor...
:cool: : Hi again! I -
He is taken hostage by peas
PEAS: WE WILL BE TAKING OVER THE PLACE OF SPONSOR NOW! FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
And so we welcome the first Soapboard Street spin-off series... WHEN THE PEAS TOOK OVER THE SPONSOR!!!
the_watts_rule
20-04-2006, 20:36
Just caught up with the script. Brilliant! more soon please x
Cool a spinoff.. :rotfl::rotfl: this gets funnier and funnier
feelingyellow
22-04-2006, 18:10
Lmao fabolous! :cheer: Woo go the peas, the cool guy sucked compared to :heart: the peas. :heart: :p Woo more soon! :D
.:SpIcYsPy:.
22-04-2006, 21:50
Oh my god!! I missed 3 weeks of this and having loads to read is fab :rotfl:!! This is excellent!! Ahhhhh I ate all the stuff in my bakery and now Im so big :crying:
The drinks machiene's whole thing is sooooo good!! + I like how Siobhan sort of said a long lovely prayer :rotfl: It's all excellent!! :claps: Well done Grace!! xx :wub: xx
i have just read all of this and i am loving it!! well done :D
Jada-GDR
03-05-2006, 16:58
hi, im back! sorry i've not posted anything for ages, just the ways life takes you, you know? well, maybe you dont, but if you do you'll know that days like this are days to be spent in peaceful unknowingness of the outside world and not cooped up in your room writing your heart out. but unfortunately in some ways and fortunately in other ways, life jerked me out of heaven and dumped be back on earth again, and im back here with the next part of Welcome To Soapboards Street and When The Peas Took Over The Sponsor. (Everyone reading this: what the hell is wrong with her???)
THE CHEESE FACTORY
Abi is standing outside
with a file, going in for
a job interview. She goes
in.
Abi: Hello! I'm here for the job interview!
There are a group of
weirdos in bright yellow
macs and big bug-eye
glasses
Yellow Weirdo: Greetings youthful citizen of... *snatches file off Abi* er, Soapboards Street *goes all myserious again* Come hither to the sanctum of business and cheeseness, and we shall proceed to the interview.
Abi: :hmm: ... :D Okay then. You want to see my file?
Yellow Weirdo: There will be no need. We contact your inner life through the mind
Abi: Uh... *scared* I'll... I'll put this away then...
She puts her file on a table.
All the yellow weirdos crowd
round it excitedly, pick it up
and throw it into a cheese machine
Yellow Weirdo: Follow us now, to the sanctum of business and cheeseness...
Abi: :confused:
feelingyellow
03-05-2006, 17:23
Lmao fab hun :D More soon :cheer:
You should always write your heart out though :| :p
.:SpIcYsPy:.
11-05-2006, 17:38
More!! Please more!! *Hopes Spicy has lost weight* More :D!! :p x
Jada-GDR
25-05-2006, 18:33
SPICY MUFFINS BAKERY
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy has lost 5KG of weight. She still needs to lose 30.
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: *is bouncing* I wonder how many more words will be added onto my name before I've lost all this extra weight -
Rob and Bry enter. Rob
is dressed as Darth Vader,
he looks annoyed. Bry
seems v. pleased with
himself.
Big Fat Bouncing Spicy: WTF?!!?
Bry: Teehee
Rob: *Sighs resignedly* It's "practice for the day that Jedis take over the world".
Bry: *sadly* He drew the line at the lightsabers though.
Rob: Bry, they were pink
Bry: I thought you liked pink! *is shocked*
Jada-GDR
25-05-2006, 18:40
AN INSIGHT INTO MY SLIGHTLY DELUDED MIND...
Just thought I'd scan some notebook pages of Soapboards Street onto my computer so you could see the extra things going on in my head... (and a mini picture of Big Fat bouncing Spicy! Ha!)
You may want to maximise them by the way
Notebook One!!! (http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/4418/scan00011mt.jpg)
Notebook Two!!! (http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5269/scan00028xq.jpg)
.:SpIcYsPy:.
25-05-2006, 18:45
Lmaoooooooo :rotfl: Gee thanks :p I ain't really that big :rotfl:
Keep it up and give us more Grace!! x
I've maximized them, but they just shrink, so I can't get to read them.
feelingyellow
25-05-2006, 18:49
Lmfao great part and slightly nutty book :p More :p
Jada-GDR
25-05-2006, 19:01
Lmaoooooooo :rotfl: Gee thanks :p I ain't really that big :rotfl:
Keep it up and give us more Grace!! x The name BIG FAT BOUNCING SPICY hasnt grabbed your attention quite yet then? :lol: i knowyour not really that fat :D
.:SpIcYsPy:.
25-05-2006, 19:05
The name BIG FAT BOUNCING SPICY hasnt grabbed your attention quite yet then? :lol: i knowyour not really that fat :D
The what name?! :searchme: :angel:
Keep it coming.. I especially love the 'HQ' Bits :p
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