Friends Quotes

[x Amby x]

Here is a new thread where we can post quotes from Friends. ill start off with some of my favourite ones:

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

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Rachel: [throws off her light blue robe and gasps at herself, completely naked] Oh! Look what happened...
[looking about, thinking to herself]
Rachel: Check me *out*. I'm in my kitchen... *naked*.
[shrugs, picks up an orange]
Rachel: I'm pickin' up an orange... and I'm *naked*.
[puts the orange down, heads over to the couch with a smile]
Rachel: I'm lighting the candle... *naked*. And carefully

[x Amby x]

Joey: [Joey, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica are in Chapel in Vegas after Rachel and Ross got married] Well, what happened, did we miss it?
Chandler: Well, we actually missed it.
Phoebe: [with clenched teeth] Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel!

[x Amby x]

Ross: Dude don't worry about it, we can make our money back in no time, like take these apples, instead of taking one, errrrm i take six!

[x Amby x]

Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."
Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wiseass... Seven!'

[Siobhan]

In the hotel in barbados
Rachel: act non chalant
Joey poses with arms folder
Rachel: that's not non chalant
joey: i don't know what that means :rotfl::rotfl:

[x Amby x]

[Playing Football]
Monica: Okay, Phoebs, you know what you're doing right?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: Okay, Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block.
Phoebe: What's block?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing.
Phoebe: I thought you meant in life.

[x Amby x]

[Joey finds out Chandler likes his girlfriend]
Joey: Did you sleep with her?
Chandler: No, we just kissed.
Joey: That's even worse.
Chandler: How is that worse?
Joey: I don't know, but it's the same.

[CrazyLea]

rachel: and just so you know, its not that common, it doesnt happen to everyone, and it is a big deal
chandler: i knew it!

love that one.

[x Amby x]

In the hotel in barbados
Rachel: act non chalant
Joey poses with arms folder
Rachel: that's not non chalant
joey: i don't know what that means :rotfl::rotfl:

haha yeah that one's funny, i like this one from the Barbados ones too:

Ross: .......Homo erectus
(Rachel and Joey start laughing)
Joey to Rachel: haha erectus
Rachel to Joey: No Homo!
(Both continue to laugh!)

[x Amby x]

classic friends line:

Ross: We were on a break!

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Joey: I'll be reading for Mercutio.
Director: Name.
Joey: I'm Holden McGroin.

[Siobhan]

give others a chance there!! please

[x Amby x]

lol sorry, ive just found loads of them on imdb.com! lol, ill stop now!

[Chris_2k11]

Phoebe: They're trying to mess with us!!?? :eek: Aaaah but you see they don't know we know they know we know!!! :cool: :lol:

[Siobhan]

Phoebe: They're trying to mess with us!!?? :eek: Aaaah but you see they don't know we know they know we know!!! :cool: :lol:

to go with this
Chandler; the messer became the messee

[Chris_2k11]

to go with this
Chandler; the messer became the messeehaha! :D

Phoebe: This is my bra Chandler.
Chandler: It's a very nice bra Phoebe.

:lol:

[CrazyLea]

Phoebe: They're trying to mess with us!!?? :eek: Aaaah but you see they don't know we know they know we know!!! :cool: :lol:

:rotfl: thats the best one.. i love that one!

*different episode*
phoebe: ok so andie mcdowell was the one in planet of the apes right?
rachel: erm yeah

something like that hehe it was funny

[Chloe-Elise]

I love this one :D

Rachel: You practically inhale your food!
Ross: I grew up with Monica, if you didn't eat fast you didn't eat!

:D

[xxloopylauraxx]

the episode where rachel moves out.
monica: pheboe go get the boys to help us pack
pheboe: ok (walks out to tell them) monica has jobs for each you! run save yourselves i was to late run i tell you run!!!
(monica comes out as they head for the door and she asks them where theyre going)
ross: (thinks fast) bens coming over!
monica: oh ok. *looks at chandler and joey*
joey: well erm.......
chanler: were goign ot have a boys day in *sad little boy lost face* because im moving out .....


i love friends the quotes they come out with are so funny.

[xxloopylauraxx]

i like this one from the irst ever series i think its either the pilot or the 2nd one where monica goes on a date with some one from work and the sleeps with him afeter hearign his 'sob' story is fake.
Monica: was it a line?
Joey: Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."

[x Amby x]

From the one In Massapequa:
One of Ross' Relatives: Oh i bet you looked beautiful
Rachel: Well i don't know about that but someone did say i looked like a floating angel!

[x Amby x]

Rachel: And my vail was made by blind belgium nuns
Woman: Blind?
Rachel: Well not at first but it was very intriquit work and they did say even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it!

[SarahWakefield]

One Where There Up All Nite:

When Ross Is Climbing Down Joey...Joey Says

" Jeez How Much Do You Weigh Ross"

Ross: " I'd Prefer Not To Answer That Right Now Im Still Carrying A Little Holiday Weight!


:rotfl: Cracks Me Up Each Time!

[x Amby x]

haha yeh that ones funny! I love every friends episdoe they always crack me up! lol
I Like this one from The One With the Flashback:

Phoebe: You're right Ross i don't know why i always thought this was real grass?

[di marco]

after rachel has accepted joeys proposal
rachel: hes not mad at me but then i just had his baby
joey: but i cant do that!

[di marco]

when joey hits ross and they go up the hospital and joeys filling in ross form
joey: name
*ross looks at him*
joey: yeh i know its ross, but whats it short for, rosstopher? rossel?
roos: just ross
joey: date of birth
ross: you know my birthday
joey: may....tember
ross: october 18th
joey: occupation
ross: palent......dinosaurs is fine, the drawing is not!

[di marco]

phoebe: see, hes her lobster!!

[di marco]

when rachel goes to meet ross at the airport and he gets off the plane with julie
rachel (to julie): welcome to our country (and she says it all slowly)
julie (in the same voice as rachel): im from new york!

[Xx-Vicky-xX]

:rotfl: thats the best one.. i love that one!

*different episode*
phoebe: ok so andie mcdowell was the one in planet of the apes right?
rachel: erm yeah

something like that hehe it was funny

Rach:Joey do they know we know
Joey:No
Rach:Joeeeey
Joey:They know you know
Rach:Arghh i cant believe those two
Phebes:They thought they could mess with us they are trying to mess with us
*Pause*
Phebes:But they dont know that we know that they know we know

I love that :lol:

[di marco]

and from that epi as well

monica: its ok youre on my team, my team always win!
chandler: at this?!

(or something like that)

[Chris_2k11]

There was a brilliant one with Rachel in Series 5 when she liked that Yeti guy Danny :D Something like this...

Rachel: Look who's court the ball's in now!
Monica: I thought there was no ball!
Rachel: Oh there's a ball!

:lol:

And then the best part was when that other geeky guy came over to talk to her and started going "Bloomingdales, my Mummy calls it Bloomy's!" :lol: and then Rachel tells him to run along, then goes to Monica "Danny just keeps rolling them up, and I just keep knockin' them right back atcha'!!!" :rotfl: The way she did it pretending she had hold of a golf club had me in stitches :rotfl: Then Monica's like "Drink?" Rachel - "Yeah!" :D It was something along those lines anyway! Can anyone remember it?? The scene was near the stairs I think where he was having a house warming party. :p

[x Amby x]

(The Boys are playing Bamboozle)
Ross: Don't You think its a bit weird how you get all my points
Chandler: I don't think the contestants are supposed to talk to each other

Later on
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler
(The girls look at each other)
Ross: Which is not a sexual thing

[Siobhan]

I love the one where they are getting ready to go to the awards with Ross and Joey comes in wearing all chandlers clothes
"I'm chandler, could I BE wearing anymore clothes"

[*-Rooney-*]

this is from when phoebe is pregnant and craving meat

chandler makes a sandwich whilst phoebe is practically drooling he goes to take a bite she does too
chandler: theres a phoebe on my sandwich

[*-Rooney-*]

joey and chandler step out of the girls appartment to see joey snr lover

chandler : oh joey its the woman we ordered

[*-Rooney-*]

the one with the alumni page on the internet and chandler put that ross was dead

(ross on phone to his mum): no mum im not dead, i know its not funny, even if i was dead you wouldnt be childless
(ross looking stunned): monica

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From 'The One After The Superbowl Part 2'
Susie and Chandler are talking about having sex in a public place
Susie: Meet me in the bathroom
Chandler (All excited):*Im going to go to the bathroom now*

[feelingyellow]

Last thing ever said on friends, and it was fantastical! I cried and laughed at the same time hehe!

Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?

Monica: We got some time.

Rachel: Okay, should we get some coffee?

Chandler: Sure. Where?

:lol: :cheer: :D

[Chris_2k11]

Ross to Rachel: You sat on the juicebox!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Melissa: Oh My god Ray-Ray Green
Rachel: Ohh Melissa!

A bit later on
Joey: Hey everybody looks whos back, its Ray-Ray
Rachel: Shut up that was my friend Melissa
Ross: She sounds really really fun!

[x Amby x]

Moinca: Come on 5 more
Chandler: No
Monica: Come on
Chandler: No
Monica: 5 more and i'll flash you
Chandler: 1, 2, 2 1/2, ok just show me one!

[*-Rooney-*]

Rachel: Did you ever, do the 'Leia thing'?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, Mmmmmmm ooh,
Rachel: Really, that great huh?
Phoebe: No, it's just that I got this new pager, and I have it on vibrate,
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Phoebe: A brand new wallet
Chandler: Oh yeah it was time, the old condom ring in the leather just doesnt say 'cool' anymore.
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Rachel: When the waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Monica:Oh no!!
Rachel:It's alright, I got nice boobs.

[Layne]

Ross: Onami
Rachel: Salmon Fish Roll