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Angeltigger
07-03-2006, 21:51
To write your quotes from Desperate Housewives serie one or two! If it one from E4 do please tell us!
Trinity
08-03-2006, 13:25
The best one in series one was from Bree, I can't remember the exact phrase by it went something like,

"I think electric fences are an excellent way to instill respect for boundaries'.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:20
From the First episode when all the girls are at Mary Alices funeral and Susan remembers having coffee with them there.

Mary-Alice: We all have moments of desperation, but when we face then head on, thats when we realise how strong we are.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:20
Gabrielle: Like my grandmother always said, an erect penis doesn't have a concience
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:24
Yao Lin: I don't like lies.
Gabrielle: Yeah, well I don't like your ironing. So there.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:25
Susan: Hey, Edie!
Edie: Wow, get a load of you. You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:25
Edie: [applying make-up] Yeah. Legal crap. People get really freaked out by suicides. Hell, I get the willies just standing here.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:26
Bree: Danielle! How was school.
Danielle: It was okay.
Bree: Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:27
John Rowland: What other option do you have? Except return the shoes and get your money back.
Gabrielle: Return the shoes? I can't talk to you when you're hysterical.
x Amby x
10-03-2006, 15:29
Gabrielle: The only person more self-centred that me is Carlos, he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am.
Chloe-Elise
10-03-2006, 18:51
Rex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0191688/): I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Bree (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0189220/): Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
Pixie
15-03-2006, 00:52
Julie: When was the last time you had sex?
[Susan stops what she is doing]
Julie: Are you mad that I asked?
Susan: No, I'm just trying to remember.
Pixie
15-03-2006, 00:57
Bree: [to Rex] Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.

Bree does have some great lines!
Pixie
15-03-2006, 01:05
Sister Mary: Money can't buy happiness.
Gabrielle: Sure it can! That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

yay! my 200th post!
Pixie
15-03-2006, 01:05
David: You're not willing to get a divorce, but you're willing to have an affair?
Gabrielle: I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic.