Siobhan
07-03-2006, 11:58
> >>Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking. They left in the
> >>early hours of the morning and went home their separate ways. The next
>
> >>day, they all met up and compared notes about who was drunker the
> >>night before.
> >>
> >>The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying I went
> >>straight home, walked into the house and as soon as I got through the
> >>door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.
> >>
> >>The second said, "You think that was drunk, hell I got into my car and
>
> >>wrapped it around the first tree I came across and I don't even have
> >>any insurance.
> >>
> >>The third proclaimed, Damn I was the drunkest by far, when I got home
> >>I had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burnt the
>
> >>whole house down.
> >>
> >>The room fell silent, then the first girl spoke out again "listen
> >>girls I don't think you understand.... chunks is my dog!!!
> >>early hours of the morning and went home their separate ways. The next
>
> >>day, they all met up and compared notes about who was drunker the
> >>night before.
> >>
> >>The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying I went
> >>straight home, walked into the house and as soon as I got through the
> >>door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.
> >>
> >>The second said, "You think that was drunk, hell I got into my car and
>
> >>wrapped it around the first tree I came across and I don't even have
> >>any insurance.
> >>
> >>The third proclaimed, Damn I was the drunkest by far, when I got home
> >>I had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burnt the
>
> >>whole house down.
> >>
> >>The room fell silent, then the first girl spoke out again "listen
> >>girls I don't think you understand.... chunks is my dog!!!