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Bryan
16-02-2006, 19:06
I thought id kick off (no pun intended) a thread for footballers wives quotes...

ill start with one on the series 5 trailers:

Shannon: I bet Conrad would be turning in his grave

Amber: He was cremated you moron!
Bryan
16-02-2006, 19:16
Frank: Tanya Tanya Tanya, we're having a baby...i was begining to think youd never fall, but Latex is so fragile...and you were always so vigarous with me...

Tanya: *screams and lobs wet condom at the plasma scren*
Bryan
16-02-2006, 19:18
Hazel: (To Amber) So someone curried your bow wow, get over it!
Bryan
16-02-2006, 19:21
Jackie: (About Chardonnays new hairstyle) Christ! You look like you've gone lesbian!
x Amby x
23-02-2006, 17:06
In the adverts for Series 5!

Shannon: I bet Conrads turning in his grave!
Amber: He was cremated you moron!
x Amby x
23-02-2006, 17:07
whoops sorry i didnt see that you posted that quote Bondboffin! sorry for repeating it! xx
Angeltigger
23-02-2006, 17:08
In the adverts for Series 5!

Shannon: I bet Conrads turning in his grave!
Amber: He was cremated you moron!bondboffin has done that one already- i like that one- i just don't understand as i missed the last series
x Amby x
23-02-2006, 17:09
bondboffin has done that one already- i like that one- i just don't understand as i missed the last series

yeah i realised after i posted it lol :wall: im so dumb! lol xx
Angeltigger
23-02-2006, 17:10
it fine!! was not having a go.
x Amby x
23-02-2006, 17:16
just found these ones one

Tanya Turner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0524712/): Just a friendly warning for the future, you go anywhere near my husband again and it'll take more than Botox to sort your face out!


Amber Gates (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0745509/): I can't believe she's having a Caesarean now, she knows I'm in labor
Janette Dunkley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0499456/): Her little one's in distress
Amber Gates (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0745509/): So would you be if you were her baby.


Hazel Bailey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0627999/): You're late.
Jason Turner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0813066/): Yeah... traffic
Hazel Bailey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0627999/): Car knocked over a cyclist outside Piccadilly tube, you, being a good Samaritan stopped and dialed 999... if you're going to make an excuse, spin it so you win it.
Bryan
23-02-2006, 17:43
Hazel Bailey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0627999/): You're late.
Jason Turner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0813066/): Yeah... traffic
Hazel Bailey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0627999/): Car knocked over a cyclist outside Piccadilly tube, you, being a good Samaritan stopped and dialed 999... if you're going to make an excuse, spin it so you win it.

Love that quote! :lol: hazel certainly has a way with her words!
Bryan
02-03-2006, 22:21
Trisha: Well **** the bed! Turn the heating down Calumn, must be hot in here! :lol:
Chris_2k11
09-03-2006, 21:10
Roger: I'm trying to run a football team here, not a bloody soap opera! :lol:
Layne
09-03-2006, 22:24
Conrad : See you in hell
Tanya : You wish


Lucy: Shhhhhhhit! :lol: the way she said it!
Bryan
09-03-2006, 22:27
Shannon: I really Like Him

Trisha: So's his aunt Nellie but you dont see her stripping down to her G String!

i can see some right old comedy coming from this pair!
x Amby x
17-03-2006, 15:25
Amber with a gun(To Bruno): On your knees you piece of s**t
SarahWakefield
19-03-2006, 19:16
When Roger Was Talking To Gary About The Incident At His Party...He Said Something Like This

"Yeah But No Need To Get Ya Wanger Out!" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
shannisrules
20-03-2006, 19:17
in footballers wives extra time when anika ,nurse dunkley and oliver are in the hospital getting ready for filming:

Nurse dunkley:im ready!
oliver: o god its the happy hooker
leanne27
20-03-2006, 19:40
in series 2 when tanya and chardonnay found out about donna walmsleys affair with Sal i remember tanya saying:
"how about little old donna and the italion stallion, and here's me thinking her night of passion's microwave chips" LOL
twinkle_eyes83
21-03-2006, 17:46
tanya -I've decided there is only one man for me..."Charlie".

hazel -Come on love, let's be fair to dicks, they're great bits of tackle.

tanya - It's what's on the end of them that's the problem.

hazel -I know that's why I keep mine in my handbag.
Chris_2k11
30-03-2006, 21:56
Eva: "Good Heavens! What manners they teach you in slut school!" :lol:

"Go on! Get out of my house!" - haha! Peggy Mitchell come to mind anyone?! :lol:
Bryan
06-04-2006, 21:21
Roger: At Least being blind i dont have to look at your fat ******* face again!
x Amby x
06-04-2006, 21:44
Callum: Just pack ya Bags and **** off!
Chris_2k11
06-04-2006, 21:45
Trisha: It wasn't really a lie... it just slipped out! :lol:
x Amby x
06-04-2006, 21:48
Trisha: It wasn't really a lie... it just slipped out! :lol:
yeah lol, thats everyones excuse after they've just told a lie! lol:lol:
x Amby x
06-04-2006, 21:53
Paulo: I was defending my woman
Tanya: you were acting like a t**