Things Characters Won't Ever Say

[annaz]

I think the title explains it all :) Here we go!

Rosie: I'm fed up with you Craig, I don't think I love you.

Rosie: I think I'm gonna go and help my mum do the ironing. She does so much work.

David: I think I like you Phil :)

[alan45]

Gwant and Fill Mitchell - "Get lost Mum you poisonous little midget, mind your own business for once"

[Richie_lecturer]

Pat and Dot in the Vic with an announcement: "Look at the lot of you. You can't act for toffee. You are a disgrace to the nation. Learn a few acting lessons from us and you'll be on the road to success." :)

[willsmummy]

Emily Bishop: "Who's up for painting the town red and getting right hammered tonight?"

Sally Webster: "I hate all those Oakhill mums, they are so far up their own bottoms, they can't sit down"

[annaz]

Roy: Let's give up our cafe and go off on a mexican circus

[Luna]

turn that over till i see eastenders

[feelingyellow]

Ken: I really love Eccles, I have dreams about her every night.

[xxvikkixx]

Tracy - 'Sure I'll stay in and look after my daughter'

David - 'Want help with the washing up, Mum?'

Sally - 'Let's invite Craig over for tea and biscuits'

Jack to Vera - 'Let's go raving tonight!'

Sophie - 'I love my family, I feel so loved'

[Chris_2k11]

Steve - 'I love you Tracy Barlow'

[alan45]

Traceyluv - ''Ive given up on men and am running off to a nunnery''

Hayley - ''Roy Im going into hospital to have my operation reversed''

Norris - ''You are right Rita I really am a boring little fart''

[anthony4real]

Tracy - 'Sure I'll stay in and look after my daughter'

David - 'Want help with the washing up, Mum?'

Sally - 'Let's invite Craig over for tea and biscuits'

Jack to Vera - 'Let's go raving tonight!'

Sophie - 'I love my family, I feel so loved'

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :rotfl: :lol: :cheer:

[*-Rooney-*]

jason: im gay sarah
tyrone: ive entered a mr universe contest

[*-Rooney-*]

leanne: i wish my first marriage worked me and nick were made for each other i didnt care about the money

[*-Rooney-*]

shelley: tracey you are so lucky to have made it with charlie i really miss him

sally: rosie stop being a little swot and go and see craig for a little while

[annaz]

Sally: Me posh? No way. These shoes were 3 quid of market!

[willsmummy]

Charlie "I really respect woman. I want to settle down and have a family"

Fred-"Meat is Murder"

Hayley-"It must be great being a bloke"

[Richie_lecturer]

Betty: "Stuff hot pots, from now on it's salad on the menu."

[lollymay]

sally - of course you can stay over at craigs tonight

[Richie_lecturer]

Rosie: "Mmm, me want fresh meat for me din dins."

[xxvikkixx]

Rosie and Craig - 'We're turning chav'

[*-Rooney-*]

fred: im just not the marrying kind of guy
dev: i cant have children biologically impossible

[*-Rooney-*]

Eileen: i like all the neighbours here especially the platt family

[*-Rooney-*]

sarah: im not the kind of girl to sleep around im waiting until i get married

[Chris_2k11]

Fred: 'I don't say! I don't say!' :cool:

[Em]

Roy: Hayley lets run upstairs for a quickie

[*-Rooney-*]

hayley: i cant be bothered with work today im gonna throw a sickie

[*-Rooney-*]

betty: i dont know how to make hotpots the best you will get from me are sandwiches

[annaz]

Tracy- Mum, you don't ever have to look after Amy anymore!

[lollymay]

tracey - im going to be a responsible mum and look after my daughter 24/7 and ill never go out again

[annaz]

Norris- I'm an annoying old coote.

[Katy]

Ashley - Im joineig the weatherfield male voice choir, they need a someone for the bass part.

[annaz]

Rosie- I shall be a nun and I shall break up with that wannabe Craig!

[alan45]

Deirdre --- What about a rerun of Christmas Dev

[Chris_2k11]

Deirdre --- What about a rerun of Christmas DevI wouldn't put it past her :nono: