Debs
27-01-2006, 15:54
They've been bouncing happily around the House for three weeks... but with just hours left the Housemates have launched into Traci's breasts.
The authenticity of the Baywatch girl's assets has been questioned due to their apparent fluctuation in shape.
"They're a completely different size to last night," Pete observed suspiciously when Traci emerged from a gym session this afternoon, looking noticeably less buxom than usual.
"I'm wearing two tops and a bra," she explained. "They're suffocating in there, they're exploding out."
"When did you get them done?" enquired Chantelle, innocently.
"I did not," replied Traci adamantly, prompting some gentle chin-stroking among her unbelieving companions.
"I didn't! I'm wearing four tops," she insisted, repeating to Chantelle that she hadn't had a "boob job".
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day23/d23_1420_breasts_2.jpg
Hmm, impressive stuff
"Why are you smiling?" she then barked at the Essex girl, who had reacted with scepticism.
"What she means is her boobs have never had a job," quipped Pete. "She paid for them."
Luckily for Trace and her two bosom buddies, Michael arrived to back them up.
"No she didn't, there's no label," he retorted, eyeing Traci's jugs admiringly.
Traci then gave a fascinating demonstration of how she was able to amend the size of her chest: "Like this, you wouldn't even notice them, but if I reveal more it's like, oh my god!"
"Traci and her amazing expanding breasts," said Pete cynically.
What is this, some kinda bust?
The authenticity of the Baywatch girl's assets has been questioned due to their apparent fluctuation in shape.
"They're a completely different size to last night," Pete observed suspiciously when Traci emerged from a gym session this afternoon, looking noticeably less buxom than usual.
"I'm wearing two tops and a bra," she explained. "They're suffocating in there, they're exploding out."
"When did you get them done?" enquired Chantelle, innocently.
"I did not," replied Traci adamantly, prompting some gentle chin-stroking among her unbelieving companions.
"I didn't! I'm wearing four tops," she insisted, repeating to Chantelle that she hadn't had a "boob job".
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day23/d23_1420_breasts_2.jpg
Hmm, impressive stuff
"Why are you smiling?" she then barked at the Essex girl, who had reacted with scepticism.
"What she means is her boobs have never had a job," quipped Pete. "She paid for them."
Luckily for Trace and her two bosom buddies, Michael arrived to back them up.
"No she didn't, there's no label," he retorted, eyeing Traci's jugs admiringly.
Traci then gave a fascinating demonstration of how she was able to amend the size of her chest: "Like this, you wouldn't even notice them, but if I reveal more it's like, oh my god!"
"Traci and her amazing expanding breasts," said Pete cynically.
What is this, some kinda bust?