Debs
27-01-2006, 13:41
It's the day of the grand finale and Pete is facing a crisis - he doesn't know what to wear.
The flamboyant pop star came to the Diary Room to lament the absence of what's fast becoming the most famous item of clothing in Big Brother's distinguished sartorial history.
"Everything was planned around my monkey fur coat and I haven't got it," he bemoaned.
"I'm not walking out in a puffa jacket, even for comedic value," he insisted, referring to the lovely white coat Big Brother picked out for him yesterday.
"They'll probably confiscate it to see what type of duck's in it," he added bitterly.
Without his trusty primate companion on his back, Pete is dreading facing the real world alone.
"I'm don't how I'm going to face it; with microphones in your face and crowds booing. It will bring on paralysing anxiety," he rued.
Try and go easy on the poor chap tonight, people...
The flamboyant pop star came to the Diary Room to lament the absence of what's fast becoming the most famous item of clothing in Big Brother's distinguished sartorial history.
"Everything was planned around my monkey fur coat and I haven't got it," he bemoaned.
"I'm not walking out in a puffa jacket, even for comedic value," he insisted, referring to the lovely white coat Big Brother picked out for him yesterday.
"They'll probably confiscate it to see what type of duck's in it," he added bitterly.
Without his trusty primate companion on his back, Pete is dreading facing the real world alone.
"I'm don't how I'm going to face it; with microphones in your face and crowds booing. It will bring on paralysing anxiety," he rued.
Try and go easy on the poor chap tonight, people...