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26-01-2006, 08:24
The Maggot And Traci Show
Day 22, 07:00
Thursday 26 January
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day22/d22_0405_maggotandtraci_1.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen please take your seats, it's time for the Maggot and Traci show.
Chewing the fat late into the night seems to be no problem for the Housemates, and last night it was Maggot and Traci's turn to hog the limelight.
As we've come to appreciate, Traci and Maggot provide great entertainment once mildly intoxicated. Tonight was no exception.
Things started strangely with Traci telling Maggot, "I think you and Chantelle and Pete and Preston are the moles and the whole thing is between me and Michael".
Perhaps unsurprisingly, this prompting a look of utter bewilderment from Maggot, who replied, "Ever get this feeling you're going round in circles and you're not really getting anywhere?"
Traci quickly confessed the statement had been through "a little too much wine."
Right. Fair enough.
The pair then decided to move into the Pool Room. No sooner had Traci parked herself down than she shrieked out, "Maggot, look. A spider. There - on my chair. Maggot! Get it! And so followed a hefty thud as Maggot's fist hit the chair...
Poor spider. Poor dead spider. Or so we thought... until Maggot opened up his palm to reveal the spider in his hand.
"I'm a magician", he said. Maggot proving himself to be quite the budding Paul Daniels...
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day22/d22_0405_maggotandtraci_2.jpg
The pair seem to get on very well indeed...With the spider problem sorted out, Traci now wants to reveal something to Maggot... but she's not sure how to say it.
Desperate to get something off her chest, but struggling to find the words, Traci seems all of a fluster - could it be she's falling for Maggot's charms?
"I'm going to tell you something Maggot. I... erm... I don't know what to say now," she stumbled. "We will know each other for ever - you will be in my life forever." To which Maggot replied, "Aww, that's nice."
Traci hadn't finished though: "You're such a sweet guy and I find it hard to believe that I can meet a sweet person here. I never met a sweet person who's genuinely sweet. Everyone has a task or a mission, right?"
Maggot stays sagely silent and the pair head off towards the kitchen, arms around each other...
Could we be witnessing the start of something beautiful?
Day 22, 07:00
Thursday 26 January
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day22/d22_0405_maggotandtraci_1.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen please take your seats, it's time for the Maggot and Traci show.
Chewing the fat late into the night seems to be no problem for the Housemates, and last night it was Maggot and Traci's turn to hog the limelight.
As we've come to appreciate, Traci and Maggot provide great entertainment once mildly intoxicated. Tonight was no exception.
Things started strangely with Traci telling Maggot, "I think you and Chantelle and Pete and Preston are the moles and the whole thing is between me and Michael".
Perhaps unsurprisingly, this prompting a look of utter bewilderment from Maggot, who replied, "Ever get this feeling you're going round in circles and you're not really getting anywhere?"
Traci quickly confessed the statement had been through "a little too much wine."
Right. Fair enough.
The pair then decided to move into the Pool Room. No sooner had Traci parked herself down than she shrieked out, "Maggot, look. A spider. There - on my chair. Maggot! Get it! And so followed a hefty thud as Maggot's fist hit the chair...
Poor spider. Poor dead spider. Or so we thought... until Maggot opened up his palm to reveal the spider in his hand.
"I'm a magician", he said. Maggot proving himself to be quite the budding Paul Daniels...
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day22/d22_0405_maggotandtraci_2.jpg
The pair seem to get on very well indeed...With the spider problem sorted out, Traci now wants to reveal something to Maggot... but she's not sure how to say it.
Desperate to get something off her chest, but struggling to find the words, Traci seems all of a fluster - could it be she's falling for Maggot's charms?
"I'm going to tell you something Maggot. I... erm... I don't know what to say now," she stumbled. "We will know each other for ever - you will be in my life forever." To which Maggot replied, "Aww, that's nice."
Traci hadn't finished though: "You're such a sweet guy and I find it hard to believe that I can meet a sweet person here. I never met a sweet person who's genuinely sweet. Everyone has a task or a mission, right?"
Maggot stays sagely silent and the pair head off towards the kitchen, arms around each other...
Could we be witnessing the start of something beautiful?