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Bryan
25-01-2006, 18:16
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/bondboffin/dennisdead.jpg

By popular demand comes the monthly Eastenders Caption Competion.

Best cpation (judged by mods) wins the 1000 petz money prize

Good Luck!
Chris_2k11
25-01-2006, 18:23
'Oops! This is the bit where im supposed to be laying on the floor dead isn't it? :o Ok promise i'll do it right this time :o Take 579!' :wall: :wall::rolleyes:
Kim
25-01-2006, 18:24
What a brill idea.

"Uh oh, they've ruined my designer shirt, what shall I do? Oh, I know." "That's no good Dennis, we can still see the cochenial food colouring even though you've put your hand there."
Bryan
25-01-2006, 18:26
Blonde Extra In Background - "Wish You Were Here...Alan45 Does!"
Abi
25-01-2006, 18:26
"I knew i was a bad actor, but STAB ME????!!!!!"
Bryan
25-01-2006, 18:28
Dennis Rickman - We'll Miss You Like A Hole In The Heart
Abi
25-01-2006, 18:32
"Always look at the bright side of life......this is so bright, i think we need an eclipse"
Kim
25-01-2006, 18:35
"Pfft! Chavs these days, they just barge past whenever it takes their fancy, wait a minute, I don't feel so good, Gaah, I've been stabbed......I'm dying, get me medical attention right this second cos I'm Dennis Rickman and I'm the best hunk to ever have walked the planet!"
LostVoodoo
25-01-2006, 18:36
"look Sharon, i might want to be a modern father, but i am NOT doing the breast feeding!"
Bryan
25-01-2006, 18:40
why the sad face Nigel? Guys and Dolls starts next week! :D
Chloe O'brien
25-01-2006, 18:48
Before I play dead. You promise me it won't be 15 years before you bring me back from the dead :D
Bryan
25-01-2006, 18:59
Get ready for my post realistic peice of acting yet - playing dead
Jada-GDR
25-01-2006, 19:03
Who turned the lights out???
Bryan
25-01-2006, 19:08
If only Eastenders were real...
lollymay
25-01-2006, 19:09
oh no my fake boob exploded
~charlie-lou~
25-01-2006, 19:11
Letitia couldn't take it with Nigel's wooden acting any more, and resorted to throwing a chocolate spread sarnie at him in despair!
parkerman
25-01-2006, 19:16
"Tell Vicki there's no need to come to my funeral..."
.:SpIcYsPy:.
25-01-2006, 19:16
Hey, my pecks are leaking!! :searchme:
Bryan
25-01-2006, 19:26
dennis rickman - eat your heart out...literally!
lollymay
25-01-2006, 19:29
yes i dont have to put up with sharons uncontrollable wailing anymore
x Amby x
25-01-2006, 19:41
sharon, why am i bleeding?
Trinity
25-01-2006, 19:43
What's this one my shirt? Another job for Dot I think!
squillyfer
25-01-2006, 20:12
Err what just happened here, did you stab me? Did I miss something? Seriously stabbing? I mean I know I'm leaving but stabbing, I mean come on, how original? Whats that? I've ruined the take, again? Oh sorry about that I'll err be over here...
the_watts_rule
25-01-2006, 20:14
Oh I think i spilt some tomato sauce on my shirt at lunch.
Kim
25-01-2006, 20:38
Random extra: "Hey, you, give me a fiver and i'll pop down to mothercare and get you a bib"
Bryan
25-01-2006, 21:32
"i luv dennis" wanted Nigel's heart...but that is just going too far!
Kim
25-01-2006, 21:34
:rotfl: . I don't think she'll be impressed when she reads that :hmm:
Richie_lecturer
25-01-2006, 21:37
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/bondboffin/dennisdead.jpg


Extra to Dennis: "I noticed you only had one hand, so I thought I'd give you my one to replace your missing hand."
Kim
25-01-2006, 22:03
Dot: Smile dear, It's new years eve. Oooo I say.
di marco
26-01-2006, 08:42
"i luv dennis" wanted Nigel's heart...but that is just going too far!

haha lol thats funny! :D although i dont think she will be best pleased when she reads it!
Siobhan
26-01-2006, 11:27
Trying to break into a shakespearian role, Dennis realises that yes it is a dagger he seen before him!!!!
Jojo
26-01-2006, 12:38
"Less than a handful is no good to anyone!!" :crying:
BlackKat
26-01-2006, 15:48
"Ow."
Abi
26-01-2006, 18:19
From the blonde in the background "Experiment one- success. You really can stab wood"
instinct
26-01-2006, 18:28
''Sharon!! Didnt actually think you were a maneater''
Kim
28-01-2006, 22:17
The person who stabbed him: Whoa! That was pretty easy. Dennis Rickman isn't as thick as he looks!
Bryan
22-05-2006, 15:56
The person who stabbed him: Whoa! That was pretty easy. Dennis Rickman isn't as thick as he looks!

Sorry about the delay in judging this folks! I had completley forgotten about this!!!

Kim you have won with this caption! As soon as the soapboards money is back up I'll send you your prize!
Kim
22-05-2006, 19:53
Sorry about the delay in judging this folks! I had completley forgotten about this!!!

Kim you have won with this caption! As soon as the soapboards money is back up I'll send you your prize!

Wow, thanks. I never thought I would win:)