Debs
24-01-2006, 16:24
Chantelle has remained admirably calm and restrained during her time in the House... until today.
Pretending to be an imaginary pop star or facing the bitter rage of a politician, this Essex girl's taken it all in her stride. But when it came to her lipstick going wrong, it was unbridled, hysterical panic.
"I can't get it off!" came the sudden, chilling scream that rocked the peaceful House.
Chantelle, low on make-up for days, had been trying out Pete's lipstick and made a terrifying discovery.
"Of course it won't come off, it's indelible," answered Pete calmly.
At this news the Essex girl began frantically flapping around the bedroom, her customary giggles replaced by distressed shrieks.
"But it's all round my mouth like a big **********... aarrgghh!" came the frenzied response.
Pete chuckled like a movie villain, while Dennis also appeared to find the situation good for a giggle. But for Chantelle it was no laughing matter.
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day20/d20_1300_lipstick_2.jpg
What are you worried about? It quite suits you
"I never thought I wouldn't be able to take a poxy lipstick off," she wailed.
"Don't panic," said Pete, eventually coming to her aid with some oils.
"I am panicking, my lips feel three sizes too big for my face," responded the anxious blonde.
"My lips are like a cod," she added, intriguingly. "They feel hot and big. Like they're someone else's lips."
"That's the last time I lend anyone my lipstick," mused a baffled Pete.
Eventually, Chantelle's throbbing redness subsided. She was then given a new orange lipstick by the ever-caring Big Brother to help her cope with the trauma.
"I love you so much, thank you, thank you thank you," she shrieked in the Diary Room, her relief palpable.
After a disaster of this magnitude, eviction night will be a doddle...
Pretending to be an imaginary pop star or facing the bitter rage of a politician, this Essex girl's taken it all in her stride. But when it came to her lipstick going wrong, it was unbridled, hysterical panic.
"I can't get it off!" came the sudden, chilling scream that rocked the peaceful House.
Chantelle, low on make-up for days, had been trying out Pete's lipstick and made a terrifying discovery.
"Of course it won't come off, it's indelible," answered Pete calmly.
At this news the Essex girl began frantically flapping around the bedroom, her customary giggles replaced by distressed shrieks.
"But it's all round my mouth like a big **********... aarrgghh!" came the frenzied response.
Pete chuckled like a movie villain, while Dennis also appeared to find the situation good for a giggle. But for Chantelle it was no laughing matter.
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day20/d20_1300_lipstick_2.jpg
What are you worried about? It quite suits you
"I never thought I wouldn't be able to take a poxy lipstick off," she wailed.
"Don't panic," said Pete, eventually coming to her aid with some oils.
"I am panicking, my lips feel three sizes too big for my face," responded the anxious blonde.
"My lips are like a cod," she added, intriguingly. "They feel hot and big. Like they're someone else's lips."
"That's the last time I lend anyone my lipstick," mused a baffled Pete.
Eventually, Chantelle's throbbing redness subsided. She was then given a new orange lipstick by the ever-caring Big Brother to help her cope with the trauma.
"I love you so much, thank you, thank you thank you," she shrieked in the Diary Room, her relief palpable.
After a disaster of this magnitude, eviction night will be a doddle...