big bro fan
23-01-2006, 18:41
Our load of Bankers were set their third and final task this afternoon, and once again they had to fail it to pass. Got that?
Under the guiding eyes of Company Directors Chantelle and Preston, the Bankers had to build a scale replica of the new Bank headquarters in 15 minutes. In a kind of giant-sized Jenga, they had to match their building blocks to an architectural model provided by Big Brother.
Donning natty orange hard-hats, the Bankers paired off to complete the task, and Michael and Dennis were the first to grab their bricks and muff it up accordingly.
"That's not a corner," called Preston from the sidelines.
"Michael, that's upside down," said Chantelle, unaware he was probably deliberately getting it the wrong way round.
Next to play it dumb were Traci and Maggot. While they made a hash of the building, Pete smirked from the chairs.
You Bankers!Looking slightly miffed that their Bankers weren't building quickly enough, Chantelle and Preston jumped into to have a go. They didn't know the Bankers were trying to fail, and tried to make up for lost time.
"You've done the fifth floor and it's only January," remarked Michael.
Pete and George were the final pair to assume building duties. And guess what? They couldn't quite get their erection moving fast enough either.
"There's something missing here," said George, scratching his head.
The klaxon sounded to mark the end of the task but the tower still wasn't complete.
"Oh well, never mind," said Michael, trying to put a 'brave' face on it but Chantelle looked gutted.
"You should appeal as Directors. 'Cos it was so hard," said Pete, keeping up the pretence.
We know Rome wasn't built in day, but this lot could have strung it out for a decade
Under the guiding eyes of Company Directors Chantelle and Preston, the Bankers had to build a scale replica of the new Bank headquarters in 15 minutes. In a kind of giant-sized Jenga, they had to match their building blocks to an architectural model provided by Big Brother.
Donning natty orange hard-hats, the Bankers paired off to complete the task, and Michael and Dennis were the first to grab their bricks and muff it up accordingly.
"That's not a corner," called Preston from the sidelines.
"Michael, that's upside down," said Chantelle, unaware he was probably deliberately getting it the wrong way round.
Next to play it dumb were Traci and Maggot. While they made a hash of the building, Pete smirked from the chairs.
You Bankers!Looking slightly miffed that their Bankers weren't building quickly enough, Chantelle and Preston jumped into to have a go. They didn't know the Bankers were trying to fail, and tried to make up for lost time.
"You've done the fifth floor and it's only January," remarked Michael.
Pete and George were the final pair to assume building duties. And guess what? They couldn't quite get their erection moving fast enough either.
"There's something missing here," said George, scratching his head.
The klaxon sounded to mark the end of the task but the tower still wasn't complete.
"Oh well, never mind," said Michael, trying to put a 'brave' face on it but Chantelle looked gutted.
"You should appeal as Directors. 'Cos it was so hard," said Pete, keeping up the pretence.
We know Rome wasn't built in day, but this lot could have strung it out for a decade