Pete almost burn's

[big bro fan]

Early this morning Pete Preston and Michael were sat at the table talking about the fave topic in the house....Fag's.

"we need more nicotine" said Michael. As Pete went for another rollup he asked "are we nearly out of matches" he lit his fag only for his dressing gown to cath fire he put it out in the end. Michael asked "have you put on spray"

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

We've seen some odd things in the Big Brother House this series - a Member of Parliament imitating a cat for instance, or Michael Barrymore Irish jigging in a leotard - but we didn't expect to see spontaneous human combustion. Step forward, Pete.

Sitting round the table this morning, Pete, Michael and Preston were chewing the fat about their favourite topic - fags.

"We've got to get some more nicotine before we explode," joked Michael, lighting up.

"Have we really run out of matches?" asked Pete, reaching for a roll-up.

The three carried on smoking and chatting, and as is the norm with rollies, Pete's cig went out. Going for another match, Pete sparked up... literally.

They say smoking kills you..."********** hell Pete, you're on fire," shouted Preston, pointing at Pete as his dressing gown ignited.

"Have you got spray on? Why did you flash?" asked Michael as Pete beat out the flame.

"That's God trying to get me today," replied Pete. "I've got that feeling. Bad things are in store for me and it's not an eviction."

"Oh *******, funny Pete," chuckled Preston.

"Queer things are happening to me," sang Pete.

"Cut to three hours later," said Michael. "Big Brother House: side wall on the floor. Pete coming out of the rubble."

Don't joke lads - you shouldn't tempt the workings of the universe.

[big bro fan]

Thank's for posting that i was going to but for some reason did'nt.

[Chloe O'brien]

he is totally mental he really is

[the_watts_rule]

Thanks for posting. I hope they show it on screen.

[big bro fan]

It should be on tommorow's show.