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alan45
19-01-2006, 00:14
The failed popstar and skeletal Mrs V Beckham has decided to write a book. This is the same failed popstar who has more than once admitted she has never even read a book. Is there no depths this woman wont stoop to in order to self promote herself and make more money to keep her sad little life going :rolleyes:

I LOVE MYSELF (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16596743%26method=full%26siteid=94762% 26headline=victoria%2dbookham-name_page.html)

Some of you may have posted this in a celebrity thread but to me she is a nonentity :moonie:
Jojo
19-01-2006, 00:15
Problem will be, it will become a best seller as so many people will buy it just to see how bad it really is!!! :rotfl:
alan45
19-01-2006, 00:16
Problem will be, it will become a best seller as so many people will buy it just to see how bad it really is!!! :rotfl:

Yes a bit like hubbies :rotfl:
Jojo
19-01-2006, 00:25
Though she will probably try and be more intelligent and write a childrens book - more at her level!! :rotfl:
alan45
19-01-2006, 00:29
Though she will probably try and be more intelligent and write a childrens book - more at her level!! :rotfl:

Thats not fair















To Children :rotfl:
Jojo
19-01-2006, 00:30
:rotfl: Oh how very true :rotfl:

Do you think people will realise we aren't keen on her :searchme: :lol:
alan45
19-01-2006, 00:32
:rotfl: Oh how very true :rotfl:

Do you think people will realise we aren't keen on her :searchme: :lol:

Who is keen on her :searchme:
Skits
19-01-2006, 10:09
her husband :lol: :lol:
Siobhan
19-01-2006, 10:16
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: sorry but can books be published in crayon???
Chloe O'brien
19-01-2006, 10:39
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: sorry but can books be published in crayon???

Will it be a pop-up book :lol: :moonie:
Siobhan
19-01-2006, 10:47
Will it be a pop-up book :lol: :moonie:

Yeah so her hubby can understand, but I am sure the kids will read it to them
Chloe O'brien
19-01-2006, 10:50
I hope it's jolly phonic friendly :D
pookie1968uk
19-01-2006, 15:40
the woman has to keep coming up with new ideas to keep herself in the public eye. she's only happy when she's headlining!!!
Meh
19-01-2006, 15:54
"Once upon a time there lived a little girl called Victoria and she lived happily ever after."

I'm probably giving her too much credit to come out with the above.

I can see this being a competition - £10 of amazon vouchers who can come up with the funniest Victoria Beckham styled story?
alan45
19-01-2006, 15:57
her husband :lol: :lol:

That explains his dalliances with the likes of Rachel Loos :eek:
Skits
19-01-2006, 16:24
exactly!
JustJodi
19-01-2006, 16:36
The failed popstar and skeletal Mrs V Beckham has decided to write a book. This is the same failed popstar who has more than once admitted she has never even read a book. Is there no depths this woman wont stoop to in order to self promote herself and make more money to keep her sad little life going :rolleyes:

I LOVE MYSELF (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16596743%26method=full%26siteid=94762% 26headline=victoria%2dbookham-name_page.html)

Some of you may have posted this in a celebrity thread but to me she is a nonentity :moonie:

OMG...that woman is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS,, I mean she says she has designed clothes and the line is going out soon this year cos WOMEN WANT TO DRESS LIKE HER ,, so she might as well make a profit out of it,, gee whizzzz:rolleyes: Oooh did any one ever tell her that she was older than her YOUNG husband LOL
Tori
19-01-2006, 17:05
nooo, please no. if she doesn't read then how can she write a GOOD book? i think not. i won't ever read it but all the celeb followers will... noo :(
Katy
19-01-2006, 17:25
oh for goodness sake how stupid.It will probably be a picture book soDavid can check its ok.
Siobhan
19-01-2006, 17:28
OMG...that woman is DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS,, I mean she says she has designed clothes and the line is going out soon this year cos WOMEN WANT TO DRESS LIKE HER ,, so she might as well make a profit out of it,, gee whizzzz:rolleyes: Oooh did any one ever tell her that she was older than her YOUNG husband LOL

bit madonna-esq don't you think??? didn't she do the same, write childern books and bring out a line of clothes

sorry but I would not ever dress like v beckham, unless it was fancy dress :rotfl:
pookie1968uk
19-01-2006, 22:06
bit madonna-esq don't you think??? didn't she do the same, write childern books and bring out a line of clothes

sorry but I would not ever dress like v beckham, unless it was fancy dress :rotfl:

i wouldnt fit into any of the clothes if they were modelled on hers, let alone want to!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: