what strange things parents say

[hazey]

I was just thinking...I know thats not good for me :rotfl:

When you were little what strange things did your parents say.

my mum would say "If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about"

[twinkle_eyes83]

I was just thinking...I know thats not good for me :rotfl:

When you were little what strange things did your parents say.

my mum would say "If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about"

:rotfl: thats what i say to my lot how weird

and to beth i say carry on pulling them faces and you will stay like that

[Daisyduck]

I used to ask mum whats for dinner, and she would say IFITS if its there you can have it if its not you cant. Whats that all about

[Chris_2k11]

'Your eyes will go square if you sit infront of that TV any longer' :rolleyes:

[Katy]

i had shut you mouth and eat your dinner (physically impossible)
Looka that dirt behind your ears (How? i cant see that far)
Who do you think yo are (Katy , why who do you think i am)

[Chris_2k11]

Just thought of another one... 'Your eyes are bigger than ya belly!' :rolleyes: lol

[Katy]

oh and when your mum asks you "eho do you think i am" a if we dont know

[Chris_2k11]

Has anyone's mum ever said anything along the lines of, "Oh and who's gonna do that? Muggins as usual!"

[Katy]

yeh all the time, am i the only one that does any work in this house, nag nag nag nag nag.

[xxloopylauraxx]

yeah who and what is muggins because they seem to get the blame for everything? cant think of anything my mum said to me and my bro. xcept now she STILL saids now who do you think did all this the faires??? and me and my brother ar 18 and 15!!! a bit old 2 b believing in faires?

[pinkles14]

Lol My mum use to say all of these to me.. she still says some of them now to my younger brother and sister...

[Daisyduck]

'Your eyes will go square if you sit infront of that TV any longer' :rolleyes: ya my mum said that its funny what our parents teach us over the years :rotfl:

[Daisyduck]

Has anyone's mum ever said anything along the lines of, "Oh and who's gonna do that? Muggins as usual!" yes all the time :cheer: my mums dead now so this is so sweet it reminds me and my sis[ hazey] of or mum :cheer:

[Daisyduck]

poor old mums do every thing dont they

[hazey]

I would say mum can I have.....and she would say "what do you think money grows on tree's ".

[Jojo]

if my parents used to ask to do something i didnt want to, and i used to "awwwwwww" they used to say "what are you, the cats whiskers"!! lol

[Debs]

Has anyone's mum ever said anything along the lines of, "Oh and who's gonna do that? Muggins as usual!"


lol yep my mum used to say it

or and do i have slave tattoed on my forehead!!! lol urm yeah actually dyou do!

[Debs]

stop playing with yourself boy "you'll go blind" :p



:rotfl: yeah mum used to to say that to my brother al the time

i tell connor that it will fall off!!!

[Chloe O'brien]

how about what did your last servant die of

[Siobhan]

Parent are weird and what is worse we will turn into our parents :eek::eek:
you don't think you will but one day you will say "shut up and eat your dinner" and then it will be to late to reverse the process

[Skits]

if my granny was telling the time and it was 1.05, she'd say it's 5 after 1, if they catch 'em they'll kill 'em!

[Siobhan]

if my granny was telling the time and it was 1.05, she'd say it's 5 after 1, if they catch 'em they'll kill 'em!

my gran use to always say if you hurt yourself "it will be all better when you are twiced married"

[Chris_2k11]

if my granny was telling the time and it was 1.05, she'd say it's 5 after 1, if they catch 'em they'll kill 'em!lmao :rotfl:

[chance]

i remember asking for a drink and would say 'im thirsty' and she just to reply its not thursday its friday(or whatever day it was at the time)

[Jojo]

Parent are weird and what is worse we will turn into our parents :eek::eek:
you don't think you will but one day you will say "shut up and eat your dinner" and then it will be to late to reverse the processI said something to Ste and Ci the other day and thought OMG, my mum used to say that to me!!! :rotfl:

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

i remember asking for a drink and would say 'im thirsty' and she just to reply its not thursday its friday(or whatever day it was at the time)
I don't get it :| :searchme: :lol:

[hazey]

If I pulled a weird face when being told off, mum would say " stop pulling a face,you will stay like that if the wind changes" :rotfl:

[twinkle_eyes83]

If I pulled a weird face when being told off, mum would say " stop pulling a face,you will stay like that if the wind changes" :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: thats what my mum would say how come they always say that i say it to my kids aswell

[hazey]

:rotfl: :rotfl: thats what my mum would say how come they always say that i say it to my kids aswell I am begining to think,these saying have been passed down for generations.

[Katy]

i loved if the wiind changes your face wold stay like that. id believe her as well.

[Daisyduck]

I don't get it :| :searchme: :lol: you must get it :rotfl:

[Daisyduck]

If I pulled a weird face when being told off, mum would say " stop pulling a face,you will stay like that if the wind changes" :rotfl: funny that my mum said that too :rotfl:

[Daisyduck]

I am begining to think,these saying have been passed down for generations. yes you are right :thumbsup:

[Daisyduck]

i loved if the wiind changes your face wold stay like that. id believe her as well. we all belived our mums. we must be mad :rotfl:

[Skits]

why do mam's always say "mam knows everything!".

[hazey]

why do mam's always say "mam knows everything!". The strange thing is they did know,even if you said I didn't do it.Cos they have all done the same as us :rotfl:

[myra129]

My mother used to tell me if I picked dandelions i'd pee the bed, never did I dont think and that if i ate carrots i'd be able to see in the dark.

Another one was if i ate my crusts on bread my bread my hair would go curly, I always wanted curly hair :(

[xxloopylauraxx]

when me and my brother said to my dad 'im hungry/thirsty' hed shake our hands and say 'hi im dad nice to meet you hungry/thirsty' he still does it now. :)

[hazey]

Stop doing that Hazel," I have eyes in the back off my head" :rotfl:

[annaz]

myra, my mum would always say that. I believed her too

[xStephaniex]

my mum used to say if i didn't get to sleep early (on xmas eve) santa wouldn't come and when i couldn't sleep i use to cry coz i thought santa weren't going to come. lol... and my dad use to say if i didn't cheer up he'll set the magic finger on me ( used to tickle me and im well ticklesh) !! lol aww those were the days, now im a pain in the butt lol

[annaz]

My mum said she would always hear bells on Christmas Eve. Never believed her though :D

[Daisyduck]

My mother used to tell me if I picked dandelions i'd pee the bed, never did I dont think and that if i ate carrots i'd be able to see in the dark.

Another one was if i ate my crusts on bread my bread my hair would go curly, I always wanted curly hair :( i remember that my sis hazey would say wet the bed wet the bed :searchme:

[nicole28]

My mum said she would always hear bells on Christmas Eve. Never believed her though.
lol anna My mum told me he didn't exist!!!!!!!

[*-Rooney-*]

was a parents manual made with all these sayings in them because by the looks of it every mum has used the same lines to there kids

[Cherryz]

My mum always embarassed the hell out of me whenever i went out to see my ex-boyfriend or have him sleep over, she'd say "Keep your hand on your opening" I was like eeww mum, im not touching myself in front of him!

she says all the other stuff too that everyones mentioned :) she also said stuff when me and my brother were fighting - "Who is screaming? Scream quieter!"

[Penguin8191]

I said to my mum, "stop looking at me like that!" and she replied, "the cat can look at the queen!" how random! Also she always says"who's she? The cats mother!" lol!

[hazey]

I said to my mum, "stop looking at me like that!" and she replied, "the cat can look at the queen!" how random! Also she always says"who's she? The cats mother!" lol! My mum use to say that as well,I am being to think like shaza,that there is a, what mum says manual out there somewhere :rotfl: