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Debs
14-01-2006, 15:31
The Housemates have never been so quiet. They've been sitting on the sofas listening respectfully while their new guest rambles entertaining nonsense at them.

Jimmy Saville is holding court in the living area, regaling the group with tales of Elvis, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.

He implied that it was his idea to enter the House, saying: "It occurred to me that you might want something fixing, so I've come here to do it."

What a generous guy.

He's charmed the ladies; "A red-blooded man like me can't stay here overnight with you girls like you in here, I'd get three months in the slammer."



http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day10/d10_1455_jimmytalks_2.jpg
Come on girls, at least pretend to be interested

He's discussed sporting issues with Dennis: "I've watched the Superbowl and all that and I've wondered how an athlete feels performing in front of so many people. Fantastic."

The loveable eccentric has also discussed issues ranging from baked beans and pork pies to and his dear old mum, "the Duchess".

The group's initial excitement about Jimmy's stories appeared to wane slightly as the novelty of the situation wore off. Chantelle stared blankly ahead with a bored expression, while Pete and Dennis appeared to be sleeping.

Undeterred, Jimmy continues to waffle, happily, without cease...

.:SpIcYsPy:.
14-01-2006, 16:33
Lmao :rotfl: