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British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by "marrying" a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.
Ms Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility under water, and his love, would calm me down," the Israeli daily quoted her as saying.
Last week, Ms Tendler finally plucked up the courage to ask the dolphin's trainer for the mammal's fin in marriage.
The wedding took place on Wednesday, with the bride - wearing a white dress and watched by amazed spectators - walking down the dock to where the groom was waiting in the water.
She kissed him, to the cheers of the spectators and then, after the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, was tossed into the water so she could swim away with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.
"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."
uuummm why would you do this???
what an utter moron! i mean how can they consumate the marraige!? :rotfl:
:eek: :eek: ok i dont even want to think about that
lollymay
02-01-2006, 12:06
hmmmm ok then
:eek: :eek: ok i dont even want to think about that
but luna you need to think of the techinicalties
what about the womans congregual (sp?) rights?
aaarrggghhhh nnnnnooooo getting images in my head i never wanted please stop!!!!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
02-01-2006, 12:14
Luna I can see it too :eek: :crying: Take it away!!!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
02-01-2006, 12:19
:eek: What. A. Nutter
With a dot on the end :eek:
lollymay
02-01-2006, 12:19
screw loose
.:SpIcYsPy:.
02-01-2006, 12:41
omg what a nutter!
Can you see the pictures Debs?! :crying: :nono:
lol bb made one hold on i'll see if he'll post it
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/bondboffin/weddingpic.jpg
.:SpIcYsPy:.
02-01-2006, 12:47
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :eek: I wonder if BB can do... no I better not ask or say it :rotfl:
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
lollymay
02-01-2006, 12:53
lol loving that picture
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :eek: I wonder if BB can do... no I better not ask or say it :rotfl:
nope spicy i think its better to keep that queation zipped up
Can you see the pictures Debs?! :crying: :nono:
yes i can i am just about to scrub my eyeballs!! grosssssssssss
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/bondboffin/weddingpic.jpg
lmao!!!!
but wouldnt the groom be weraing dolphin grey??? LOL ( thats whta my mates hubbie wore when they got married!!)
shannisrules
02-01-2006, 13:35
ok very wired i can cope with someone liking dolphins as an animal but marrying and falling in love???
How does she even know that the dolphin loves her????
thats what io was going to say how did the dolphin consent to the marriage or even say i do
How does she even know that the dolphin loves her????
i dont think she really cares!!! what if the doplhin already has a wife and kids in the sea somewhere!!
:rotfl: :rotfl:
lollymay
02-01-2006, 13:46
and what do the persons family think. i'd be mortified if someone in my family did that
Emma-Lou
02-01-2006, 14:15
and what do the persons family think. i'd be mortified if someone in my family did that
Marrying a dolphin what next?Yeah can you imagine telling your family that your married and they want to meet them and you take them to a dolphin they probably faint or something.
Marrying a dolphin what next?Yeah can you imagine telling your family that your married and they want to meet them and you take them to a dolphin they probably faint or something.
and where does she keep him???? does she own a huge pool????
.:SpIcYsPy:.
02-01-2006, 14:38
I wouldn't faint.. Id laugh!!
Emma-Lou
02-01-2006, 14:41
i'd be like you must be joking if somone told you they married a dolphin you would not believe them until they ahowed you proof
lollymay
02-01-2006, 17:38
thibk of the marriage certificate - occupation 'entertainer'
O.M.G! :rotfl: :rotfl: This woman must be a complete nutter! :lol:
~charlie-lou~
02-01-2006, 19:00
How much more bloody revolting can you get? :sick:
What is the world coming to?
"A'right, I'm Sharon, and that's my hubby, over in that tank there."
:rolleyes:
Chloe O'brien
02-01-2006, 22:51
OMG :eek: i am having very bad nightmares about they consumating their marriage. I mean what planet is the trainer from when he agreed to the ceromany and is she living their full-time now. What is the world coming to when people are allowed to marry animals :sick: :sick:
thats what io was going to say how did the dolphin consent to the marriage or even say i do
Sounds more like she married the dolphin owner from that article!
alkalinetrio
03-01-2006, 00:39
hahahahahahaha fantastic right im off to find my self a dolphin haha
Lol. I hope my friends' sister hasn't read that somewhere, or there'll be some jealousy.
Chris_2k11
03-01-2006, 01:12
Dear God :ninja:
i saw this in the paper last week, there was a piccie of her and the dolphin.................
its just not right!!!!!!!:sick:
there is a bloke in the us who is married to a horse and according to him they have a full marrige!!!! ew ew ew ew!!!!!:sick: :sick:
there is a bloke in the us who is married to a horse and according to him they have a full marrige!!!! ew ew ew ew!!!!!
:eek: yuk yuk yuk really???
omg poor horse!! surly thats illegal :sick:
honest!!!
he was on jerry springer a few years ago!! its totally true!!
Ewwwwww, disgusting!!!! :wall:
lollymay
03-01-2006, 16:25
ewwww that is completly sick and illigal ewwwwwwwwww
Obviously not illegal as they are married, but it should be.
lollymay
03-01-2006, 16:32
some people do some really sick things
JustJodi
03-01-2006, 16:33
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.
"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert.
she isn't a pervert,, shes a NUT CASE !!!! Any person who has "sex" with an animal is PLAIN SICK:sick: The horse story has been around for a long time, infact there has been videos of this guy having sex with his "horsey wife"..I think it was basically a guy who was wanting some SERIOUS attention and believe me I think he is in the FUNNY FARM now where he belongs.. locked up in a padded room with a audio tape playing over and over again I SHALL NOT have sex with AN ANIMAL.. gawd this whole subject of animal sex is ..... uncomprendible ( my spelling just went down the loo ):wall:
lollymay
03-01-2006, 16:52
i makes you feel really sick really
the_watts_rule
03-01-2006, 18:29
Oh my God! What a nutter!
xStephaniex
17-01-2006, 14:38
married a dolphin ? are you being serious ? hahahahhahaha eek eek eeeeeeek...is that what a dolphin says? - do you dolphin take this women to be your wife -- " eeeeeek eeeeeeeeek " what if the poor thing was saying nooooooooooooooooooooo dont do it :p. ok ill calm down now :D. eeeeeekkkk eeeeeeeekkkk
crazygirl
17-01-2006, 14:56
i saw that on the telly some people are mad
xStephaniex
17-01-2006, 15:12
lol tell me about it !!! aint they just ... marrying a dolphin tho !! weird world we live in
Cornishbabe
17-01-2006, 15:26
some people are seriously wierd
some people are seriously wierd Tell me, this is well strange, I got nothing to do today...what shall I do. I know I will marry a dolphin. Weird :rotfl:
that is te oddest thing i have read in a long time.
the_watts_rule
17-01-2006, 20:18
What was she thinking lol.
brenda1971
18-01-2006, 15:43
I take it the marriage is not legal.
crazygirl
18-01-2006, 22:09
I take it the marriage is not legal.i dont think it will be legal!! i might marry my cat :lol: whoops i cant ive just remember my cats female :lol:
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