View Full Version : 101 ways to get Keith Miller out of his chair!
feelingyellow
02-01-2006, 00:32
1. Kill him and then remove the body :p
lollymay
02-01-2006, 00:33
2) pretent theres a brand new chair out the front of the house and then lock him out
3.Cut the chair to shape it like a hair brush.
4.Turn the front room into a barbers' shop.
lollymay
02-01-2006, 00:43
5) take the remote and put it the other side of the room and turn the tv off - he'll have to move to get the remote or to turn the tv back on
6) Have a power shower inserted by the TV.
7. Wire an electric generator to the chair.
Please form an orderly queue to press the red button!
8) Make Rosie stay at the B&B for a month. That way he'll have get out of the chair or die!
Lol NB.
9) Tell him Rosie has collapsed at work.
No - okay, tell him Rosie is about to leave him for Mike, he'll be out of that chair at the thought of losing his servant.
feelingyellow
02-01-2006, 12:11
:rotfl: great ideas!
10. Tell him he's pregnant with Ghengis's baby.
11) Get Dawn to come into the living room with a pair of hair straightners.
feelingyellow
02-01-2006, 12:17
11) Get Dawn to come into the living room with a pair of hair straightners.
:rotfl: good one! though his hair was sorta straight the other night, though i think he just used ghengis's wee. :p
12. Tell him the Vic is now openly 24 hours with a wide screen tv.
13) Tell him Sir David is filming a documentary outside on the square!
14) Turn the electricity out in the house, send him over the Vic and bolt the door when he has gone.
the_watts_rule
03-01-2006, 19:22
15.Tell him that if he moves he won't get his hair cut.
xxloopylauraxx
03-01-2006, 19:26
tell him theres free booze and free sky channels (all the documentires he can watch) going on the other side of walford! that gets him out of his chair and out of walford for all of an episode.
17) hypnotise him into thinking sitting in a chair is working!!!!
squillyfer
03-01-2006, 22:39
2 Kilos Of Semtex
lol :rotfl:
19)Tell him there's an icecream van outside with stuff going free
Richie_lecturer
03-01-2006, 23:26
Sweenie Todd's coming round to cut his hair.
Make him watch all the Borreria episodes of EE
Richie_lecturer
03-01-2006, 23:37
Flees in panic as a Cardboard Funfair collapses, hurtling towards him.
Flees in panic as a Cardboard Funfair collapses, hurtling towards him.
And they cant even send for Den 'He'll know what to do' Watts :rolleyes:
Richie_lecturer
03-01-2006, 23:46
I thought he was returning from the dead again in March to do this storyline. :confused:
crazygirl
04-01-2006, 15:10
get a load of male strippers in that would shift him(hopefully!!)
shannisrules
04-01-2006, 17:14
just put mike in his living room he wont stay there for long
squillyfer
04-01-2006, 17:17
25 (I think) Poke him with a big stick
Richie_lecturer
04-01-2006, 21:57
get a load of male strippers in that would shift him(hopefully!!)
I agree. That disgusting wallpaper has graced their house for too long. It must go. :nono:
feelingyellow
04-01-2006, 22:01
I agree. That disgusting wallpaper has graced their house for too long. It must go. :nono:
:rotfl: somehow i don't think she meant that!
sheilamarie
05-01-2006, 17:52
26) tell him leos back form the dead and him and demi are seeing each other again
Richie_lecturer
05-01-2006, 18:49
27) Kate Harwood gives David Spinx his P45.
Louise Berridge returns and sacks everyone
29) Tell him that Rosie's booked a manicurist.
30. tell him there's some photographer (sp) outside who's paying to take pics of men and their dogs.
Jada-GDR
27-01-2006, 22:05
31) stand in front of the tv and insist on staying there
Cornishbabe
29-01-2006, 14:31
32) Tell him theres a quiz going on in the square and he can win money for doing very little.
it normally works
33) throw a match onto the chair!
big bro fan
29-01-2006, 15:43
34) you could tell him there opening a new nature museum opening.
35) Get Mike to come along and sit on his lap.
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